Beard arrives at the Fed building earlier this morning. [via Reuters]
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Need to read those funnies before I can even THINK about saving the US Economy today!
Damn that Paulson, he stole the “How to spend it” section again….
“This is some fucked up shit. Good think I have no real responsibility or authority.”
hmm, put it on bluenose in the fifth . . .
“Phew! My ass sex affair with Paul Krugman didn’t make into today’s paper.”
Executive Income??? Work from Home??? Greenspan – get your ass out of the tub…WE ARE BACK!
Caption: “Fucking Mallard Fillmore….”
this salmon colored piece of whatever it is shields my eyes from my relection in the window – excellent
Hmmm…Fucked again! Good thing I’m outta here soon!
#6 FTW!
Damn that Paulson, he stole the “How to spend it” section again….
As a side note, any one recognize what paper he’s reading?
@12: FT
“Let’s see… Aries, Aries, Aries…. ah! Here we go…
‘Many people look up to you lately for guidance and insight. You may wish to contain your contributions over the coming weeks as your sophisms will soon materialize.’
Hmmmm… what the hell is a ‘sophism’?”
@12
Back in the cage.
I can’t believe that Jeter is dating Minka Kelly!
“Classifieds…where is the ‘help wanted’ section??”
“Which greedy scum sucking pricks should I bail out today?…..Whichever one will give me the best job offer when I’m done with this gig.”
“Classifieds…where is the ‘help wanted’ section??”
“4 letter word ending in ‘-unt’ regarding a woman…ohhhh, Aunt! I was waaaaaaay off”
“Maybe if I hold this newspaper up a little higher, they won’t see me crying.”
What the hell is a RANT?
“Hmmm…a four letter word for “a female” …and I already have the “u, n and t…” Oh, “Aunt” !!!
“No, no, no…ahhh here’s one ‘Earn Extra Cash for XMAS. No Experience Needed.’ that sounds perfect.”
Oh, I see! Finkel is Einhorn and Einhorn is Finkel.
Damnit, they still haven’t shutdown DealBreaker for publishing those IM logs AG keeps leaking!
@13
I am a Hedge Fund manager, what is an FT?
That Garfield cracks me up every time !
Let’s see, can’t find my name in the obits. Guess I have to go to work again today.
12 across
“The only towel you will ever need. If you call now…..”
Sha_wo_
Maybe today wasn’t the day to try the wake and bake after all…
#20 beat me to it! Bastard!!
“hmmmm, Zero Rate Policy isn’t that bad! How long could the recession possibly last???”
@ 30. You are right, the shamwow is the only towel you will need.
Vince Offer
Still no news on the dead prostitute I left in the dumpster
SWF looking for……..
Bloody paparazzi at 6:30 in the morning….can’t fault them on the camera angle though. You suckers can’t even see the lastest issue of Blonde Chicks with Dicks hidden inside my FT.
Damn, missed two numbers in the lotto…
“Bills + 5.5. Slam dunk. If I can just pick a couple of winners I can get it all back.”
How can anyone say that the CP market is freeing up when the fed is buying almost all the newly issued CP?
“OK; I need to commit this to memory….
“D.C.’s Hottest Live Action; Free Trial, Call Now to talk to like-minded people: 976-RATE-CUT”
Dick Fuld got knocked out by a girl? Now that’s just sad…
whish I didn’t lose that nr of that club Elliot Spitzer gave me, than i wouldnt have to scan the personals everyday..
@39: HAHAHA…
Yeah; if Paulson bet what remains of the TARP on this week’s NFL schedule, we’d all be better off…
damn. those pants do make my butt look fat.
Holds up FT to cover the fact that he’s really reading NYPost Page Six.
“Holding rates steady?!?! Again?! What in the hell do Trichet and his chain-smoking, beret-wearing toadies at the ECB think they are doing??”
“Soon they’ll be printing the FT on old $100 bills”
What the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
What’s the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
What’s the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
What’s the over and under on the Fed raising rates 75 basis points?
@16 two of the greatest words ever spoken, Minka Kelly. You know she’s a dirty little rat in bed. Mom was a Vegas dancer and dad, band member of Aerosmith, left’m high and dry in shit hole New Mexico.
SPODE
“Wait–so George Miller wants to buy up everyone’s 401(k) and give them 3% plus a $600 tax credit each year? Where do they find these fuckwits?”
“Cram Cram Cram, got to figure out what is going on!”
@49-52 – what’s the over/under on your multiple posts? Click once dumbass.
“I wonder if this Obama character needs an accountant.”
Obama announced today he would appoint V.I. Lenin as his Secretary of the Treasury upon inauguration.
help wanted – someone w/rigorous academic background to manage the monetary policy of the world’s largest economy, no experience necessary, all training is on the job; assertive and forward thinking types need not apply
“I wonder if I can get me one of these”!
Hadassah University Hospital in Jerusalem’s Ein Kerem is one of the centers that offers implantation of an artificial anal sphincter. It is a silicone device filled with a liquid and comprising three parts: the sphincter itself, a pump that can be controlled by the patient, and a balloon responsible for pressure.
I can probably print dollars out of old newspapers!
if i run out of paper…i can print dollars out of old newspapers!
Printing newspapers from old dollars is what I’ll do.
“Hmmm. Why does this man have crab claws for hands?”
Hate that I had to leave my Kindle at home so I’d look good. Hope Oprah doesn’t see this…
since i used all the TP to print hundos…i’ll have to wipe with this
“Page 8?!? Gotta come up with another, BOLDER solution to get back on the front page…”
“The hoes here be better than the hoes on Craigslist”
“oooh la la, what have we here? ’40 year old, MWW, wall street diva reporter, seeks bearded, like minded $ugardaddy for uninhibited, afterhours fun at the NYSE. Call M. Badonkadonk, let me know how much you’re packing in your underwear and bank account. Extra points for men who get paid in Euros…’”
-BeckyBootFan
Damnit – i forgot to take off my wedding ring…
“Damn I miss Charlie Brown and the gang…”
Don’t look–I need to pick my nose.
Lets see now…where can I become a merkin donor…
“I got a handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella, I make it rain, I make it rain, I make it rain on them hoes!”
“That Jeffrey Sachs guys is a fuckin’ dumb ass. Government intervention to move markets. Ha!”
“How sweet is it that they put a shitter in the back seat of this car? Whoah! That was a log!”
Huh, Beastie Boys are coming to town.
God Damn you, lower 48!
Maybe I can get appointed next Governer of Alaska..
I told you someone out there still reads the newspaper
Now if I can just get the market to go a little bit lower, Obama will let me keep my job. . .
I can’t get out of the car because I just created liquidity in my pants
TAKE MY PICTURE AGAIN AND I’LL MONETIZE YOU BITCH
Ahhh, why is Ron Paul always busting my balls?!
yeah you know big ben has the biggest stimulus package in town
Revealed – the last reader of the FT
“All this stress and I still gotta go home and take shit form the wife”
I see the hookers have lowered their prices again.
I accidentally left the Kindle I read Dealbreaker with at home…. And of course I read the Financial Times, not some crappy Murdoch-owned rag or the New York & Havana Times.
Where is the obituary for Ron Paul??
We are the FED. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
See not only can I save the world but read & drive @ the same time
Now which way round do I hold it? I’m sure W told me.
Sure glad I bought those VW calls on that tip from Blue Horseshoe!
@27 you better close shop and try ft.com