Okay, people--we've set up the eBay account. You can now vie to purchase the hottest, most in-demand calling card since Sam Israel's egret hit the market. That's right, the bidding on former Lehman Brothers employee Bella's ID begins now. After mentioning that perhaps the proceeds would go to laid off Lehmans, the peanut gallery, in an uproar, said it would prefer canines. That's still a possibility, but if I might, let me just say that perhaps a certain Bearded fellow and his friends might be the most hard up at the moment, and in need of our charity? We're the only ones who can save him from being auctioned off "Win a Date with Ben, Save the Fed" style.
Bella's ID Card [eBay]
UPDATE: Bella has passed on (making this ID all the more valuable. Proceeds now definitely going to some sort of dog charity).
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:23PM
First
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:30PM
bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yea
-Moneygrip Wisdom
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:37PM
How about you create a real charitable fund for us recession stricken financiers, Bess?
BJs for Bonuses where Bess supplements our anemic bonuses with sloppy mouth love
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:39PM
First! (bidder)
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:42PM
Don't think it's fair to say that Jean-Marc Bonnefous of Tellurian was cuckcold without when he was fired from BNP. He may be second rate ut leave him some dignity!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:44PM
Don't think it's fair to say that Jean-Marc Bonnefous of Tellurian was cuckcold without when he was fired from BNP. He may be second rate ut leave him some dignity!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:04PM
Seller has zero feedback. I smell a Wall Street scam.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:09PM
dealbreakerdealbreaker is your ebay id? not really orginal Bess.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:23PM
What's the over/under on the Brits "sendin some guys" to Mott Street to collect on this?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:39PM
condition: well loved.
Bess, you f'ing slay me. heh heh.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 2:40PM
@8- who the fuck cares?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 3:11PM
Bess,
please make the correct decision here and choose a charity.
if you need help picking one in NYC, i am sure this person (http://www.snifnycdogs.com/) can suggest some well-deserved charities.
here is one recently mentioned via the above link: http://www.angelonaleash.org
thx!
ps - i am not affilated with either site...but i am a dog owner!
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 3:21PM
Seriously? Someone's going to shell uot $150+ for this thing?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 3:21PM
Seriously? Someone's going to shell uot $150+ for this thing?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 3:38PM
g***y really wants that card @ $150. So...what is like $0.001 for each layoff?
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Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 3:57PM
who has the real bella now? i say the money goes to bella for lamb chops, pork chops, etc.. maybe one of the fired chefs at lehman can serve it up with an ice sculpture of a gorilla.
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2008 8:32PM
Whoever buys this is a supreme douchebag, what a waste of money
This is half a bottle we're talking about
Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2008 8:34PM
@17- since it's going to charity, i'd say you're the douchebag.
@16- seriously? read the first post db did on her today, dude. the answer's there.
Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 12:55PM
$310.00 for bella's id card..