Okay, people–we’ve set up the eBay account. You can now vie to purchase the hottest, most in-demand calling card since Sam Israel’s egret hit the market. That’s right, the bidding on former Lehman Brothers employee Bella‘s ID begins now. After mentioning that perhaps the proceeds would go to laid off Lehmans, the peanut gallery, in an uproar, said it would prefer canines. That’s still a possibility, but if I might, let me just say that perhaps a certain Bearded fellow and his friends might be the most hard up at the moment, and in need of our charity? We’re the only ones who can save him from being auctioned off “Win a Date with Ben, Save the Fed” style.
Bella’s ID Card [eBay]
UPDATE: Bella has passed on (making this ID all the more valuable. Proceeds now definitely going to some sort of dog charity).
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bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yea
-Moneygrip Wisdom
How about you create a real charitable fund for us recession stricken financiers, Bess?
BJs for Bonuses where Bess supplements our anemic bonuses with sloppy mouth love
First! (bidder)
Don’t think it’s fair to say that Jean-Marc Bonnefous of Tellurian was cuckcold without when he was fired from BNP. He may be second rate ut leave him some dignity!!!
Don’t think it’s fair to say that Jean-Marc Bonnefous of Tellurian was cuckcold without when he was fired from BNP. He may be second rate ut leave him some dignity!!!
Seller has zero feedback. I smell a Wall Street scam.
dealbreakerdealbreaker is your ebay id? not really orginal Bess.
What’s the over/under on the Brits “sendin some guys” to Mott Street to collect on this?
condition: well loved.
Bess, you f’ing slay me. heh heh.
@8- who the fuck cares?
Bess,
please make the correct decision here and choose a charity.
if you need help picking one in NYC, i am sure this person (http://www.snifnycdogs.com/) can suggest some well-deserved charities.
here is one recently mentioned via the above link: http://www.angelonaleash.org
thx!
ps – i am not affilated with either site…but i am a dog owner!
Seriously? Someone’s going to shell uot $150+ for this thing?
Seriously? Someone’s going to shell uot $150+ for this thing?
g***y really wants that card @ $150. So…what is like $0.001 for each layoff?
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who has the real bella now? i say the money goes to bella for lamb chops, pork chops, etc.. maybe one of the fired chefs at lehman can serve it up with an ice sculpture of a gorilla.
Whoever buys this is a supreme douchebag, what a waste of money
This is half a bottle we’re talking about
@17- since it’s going to charity, i’d say you’re the douchebag.
@16- seriously? read the first post db did on her today, dude. the answer’s there.
$310.00 for bella’s id card..