That would be this poster:
Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 1:14PM851.44
Hoodrat Hoochie Mama
Of course, we'll have to figure out how to authenticate you.
Earlier: Morning Contest Results, Closing Contest Rules
Don't Short Me Bro Winner
Posted by Equity Private, Oct 27, 2008, 4:19pm
Comments
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:28PM
thats me, i'm the hoodrat hoochie mama... yeah thats the ticket!
7
Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:30PM
I'm probably the only Canadian ISP.
Tizzle to Sizzle the Yizzle. Check that shit!
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:33PM
did you really just put in all those sell orders in the last 10 minutes just to win that mug?
I'm disgusted and impressed.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:34PM
#7 AKA the winner here again:
Please send my prize to Kenny G. He could probably use a refreshing hot beverage (in a DB mug) right about now.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:34PM
EP, you can see their IP address right...authenticate on that. There ya go.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:36PM
And now, my victory dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:37PM
@12
Kenny G doesn't use mugs. He siphons fluids directly from young virgin boys.
Anyway, I'm the winner. Please send the mug to 80 broad-eh c/o Fo Shizzle-eh.
Eh-ok?
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:40PM
Looks like the all-powerful "guest" has won again.
Probably for the next contest, you should just make people register instead ;p.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:42PM
fuckwad at 15...you have them email or sign in to DB under a handle and verify the IP address is the same. Get it - now go jump in front of a bus.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:44PM
@15 The IP address that comes with the email sent to ep@dealbreaker.com saying "I won" will then be matched against the IP address on the winning post.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:44PM
sugar tits@19- yes, but the winner was a guest, and there for had not signed up under an email that could be matched to the IP address that comment was left from.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:45PM
I am the winner. I am also #12 on this post. Compare IPs, then ship mug to Kenny. All done.
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Posted by Investorcluzo, Oct 27, 2008 4:46PM
@14 - damn that is some old school $hit! luke couldn't be further removed from those days, he has his own family show now.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:48PM
@21
Are you stupid? He can just email ep
"Hey! I'm the hoochie mama! My ip is xxx.xxx.xxx. Check it against your records"
There. Problem solved. FUCKWAD!
Get some perspective, ipchicken!
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:49PM
@ 17 If it makes you feel better, I was impressed.
Love,
A Nobody
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:49PM
All posts record IP addys--even guests--in case evil rumor mongering needs punishin'.
Problem is probably works for a bank where everyone is sitting around doing nothing while waiting for layoffs, so that won't work. 80% of the posts probably come from ML or WB (the really stupid ones) IPs.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:51PM
Like I said my n36gro$, I'm the winner and I'm a Canadian with an obscure ISP. Easy for the ladies to check my IP. Kenny G's getting a mug!
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:53PM
24 is right. You assholes debating it should worry about the SEC/FBI booting in your door and hauling your asses off like Cioffi instead of trying to figure out IP addresses.
Run along and go open up those Panamanian bank accounts...
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:55PM
Anthony West's asshole is still in critical condition after being recognized and targeted by a shit-seeking cock from Manchester. Updating monthly...
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:57PM
@24 "He can just email ep." What the fuck do you think I said you stupid fuck?
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 5:01PM
@32's asshole is still in critical condition after being recognized and targeted by a shit-seeking cock from Manchester.
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 5:05PM
He's an uncle fucker. Don't send that Canadian shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfilR67QAIE&feature=related
SPODE
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Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 4:23PM
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