Don't Short Me Bro Winner

Posted by Equity Private, Oct 27, 2008, 4:19pm

That would be this poster:

Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 1:14PM

851.44
Hoodrat Hoochie Mama

Of course, we'll have to figure out how to authenticate you.

Earlier: Morning Contest Results, Closing Contest Rules

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:23PM

wow that boy good!! 1st

2

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:23PM

wow that boy good!! 1st

3

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:24PM

good and terrible.

4

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:27PM

Will the winnings be going to the pimp?

5

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:28PM

thats me, i'm the hoodrat hoochie mama... yeah thats the ticket!

6

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:29PM

That's me. Please send booty to 80 Broad c/o Fo Shizzle.

7

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:30PM

I'm probably the only Canadian ISP.
Tizzle to Sizzle the Yizzle. Check that shit!

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Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 27, 2008 4:32PM

wtf is goin on with the page layout?

9

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:32PM

Fo Shizzle-aye

10

Posted by AJ , Oct 27, 2008 4:32PM

Dammit, I was too pessimistic... again...

11

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:33PM

did you really just put in all those sell orders in the last 10 minutes just to win that mug?

I'm disgusted and impressed.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:34PM

#7 AKA the winner here again:
Please send my prize to Kenny G. He could probably use a refreshing hot beverage (in a DB mug) right about now.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:34PM

EP, you can see their IP address right...authenticate on that. There ya go.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:36PM

And now, my victory dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:36PM

@13- an IP address isn't an email or a name, genius.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:37PM

@12

Kenny G doesn't use mugs. He siphons fluids directly from young virgin boys.

Anyway, I'm the winner. Please send the mug to 80 broad-eh c/o Fo Shizzle-eh.

Eh-ok?

17

Posted by redpandot , Oct 27, 2008 4:38PM

So close... and yet so far....

18

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:40PM

Looks like the all-powerful "guest" has won again.

Probably for the next contest, you should just make people register instead ;p.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:42PM

fuckwad at 15...you have them email or sign in to DB under a handle and verify the IP address is the same. Get it - now go jump in front of a bus.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:44PM

@15 The IP address that comes with the email sent to ep@dealbreaker.com saying "I won" will then be matched against the IP address on the winning post.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:44PM

sugar tits@19- yes, but the winner was a guest, and there for had not signed up under an email that could be matched to the IP address that comment was left from.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:45PM

I am the winner. I am also #12 on this post. Compare IPs, then ship mug to Kenny. All done.

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Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 27, 2008 4:46PM

@14 - damn that is some old school $hit! luke couldn't be further removed from those days, he has his own family show now.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:48PM

@21

Are you stupid? He can just email ep

"Hey! I'm the hoochie mama! My ip is xxx.xxx.xxx. Check it against your records"

There. Problem solved. FUCKWAD!

Get some perspective, ipchicken!

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:49PM

@ 17 If it makes you feel better, I was impressed.


Love,

A Nobody

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:49PM

All posts record IP addys--even guests--in case evil rumor mongering needs punishin'.

Problem is probably works for a bank where everyone is sitting around doing nothing while waiting for layoffs, so that won't work. 80% of the posts probably come from ML or WB (the really stupid ones) IPs.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:51PM

Like I said my n36gro$, I'm the winner and I'm a Canadian with an obscure ISP. Easy for the ladies to check my IP. Kenny G's getting a mug!

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:53PM

24 is right. You assholes debating it should worry about the SEC/FBI booting in your door and hauling your asses off like Cioffi instead of trying to figure out IP addresses.

Run along and go open up those Panamanian bank accounts...

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:53PM

@27 = fucking rac1$7

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:54PM

Do not listen to the Canadian. Them Canucks are crafty.

31

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:55PM

Anthony West's asshole is still in critical condition after being recognized and targeted by a shit-seeking cock from Manchester. Updating monthly...

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 4:57PM

@24 "He can just email ep." What the fuck do you think I said you stupid fuck?

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 5:01PM

@32's asshole is still in critical condition after being recognized and targeted by a shit-seeking cock from Manchester.

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 5:05PM

He's an uncle fucker. Don't send that Canadian shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfilR67QAIE&feature=related


SPODE

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 6:21PM

:44 second mark FTW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZETcd25-tU

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 7:35PM

hoodrat hoochie mama.....hmm

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 7:38PM

hoodrat hoochie mama.....hmm

38

Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 7:48PM

guest always wins

http://www.weeklyta.blogspot.com

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Posted by guest , Oct 27, 2008 8:15PM

@38 hats off to you dude. At least you read the comments before you spam. That I respect.

SPODE

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Posted by guest , Oct 28, 2008 12:36AM

I'm a kid toucher

SPODE

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