• 27 Oct 2008 at 4:19 PM

Don’t Short Me Bro Winner

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That would be this poster:

Posted by guest, Oct 27, 2008 1:14PM
851.44
Hoodrat Hoochie Mama

Of course, we’ll have to figure out how to authenticate you.
Earlier: Morning Contest Results, Closing Contest Rules

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Comments (38)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    wow that boy good!! 1st

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    wow that boy good!! 1st

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:24 PM

    good and terrible.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:27 PM

    Will the winnings be going to the pimp?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:28 PM

    thats me, i’m the hoodrat hoochie mama… yeah thats the ticket!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    That’s me. Please send booty to 80 Broad c/o Fo Shizzle.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    I’m probably the only Canadian ISP.
    Tizzle to Sizzle the Yizzle. Check that shit!

  8. 8
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 27, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    wtf is goin on with the page layout?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    Fo Shizzle-aye

  10. 10
    Posted by AJ | October 27, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    Dammit, I was too pessimistic… again…

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:33 PM

    did you really just put in all those sell orders in the last 10 minutes just to win that mug?
    I’m disgusted and impressed.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:34 PM

    #7 AKA the winner here again:
    Please send my prize to Kenny G. He could probably use a refreshing hot beverage (in a DB mug) right about now.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:34 PM

    EP, you can see their IP address right…authenticate on that. There ya go.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    And now, my victory dance:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    @13- an IP address isn’t an email or a name, genius.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    @12
    Kenny G doesn’t use mugs. He siphons fluids directly from young virgin boys.
    Anyway, I’m the winner. Please send the mug to 80 broad-eh c/o Fo Shizzle-eh.
    Eh-ok?

  17. 17
    Posted by redpandot | October 27, 2008 at 4:38 PM

    So close… and yet so far….

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:40 PM

    Looks like the all-powerful “guest” has won again.
    Probably for the next contest, you should just make people register instead ;p.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    fuckwad at 15…you have them email or sign in to DB under a handle and verify the IP address is the same. Get it – now go jump in front of a bus.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    I am the winner. I am also #12 on this post. Compare IPs, then ship mug to Kenny. All done.

  21. 21
    Posted by Investorcluzo | October 27, 2008 at 4:46 PM

    @14 – damn that is some old school $hit! luke couldn’t be further removed from those days, he has his own family show now.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:48 PM

    @21
    Are you stupid? He can just email ep
    “Hey! I’m the hoochie mama! My ip is xxx.xxx.xxx. Check it against your records”
    There. Problem solved. FUCKWAD!
    Get some perspective, ipchicken!

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    @ 17 If it makes you feel better, I was impressed.
    Love,
    A Nobody

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    All posts record IP addys–even guests–in case evil rumor mongering needs punishin’.
    Problem is probably works for a bank where everyone is sitting around doing nothing while waiting for layoffs, so that won’t work. 80% of the posts probably come from ML or WB (the really stupid ones) IPs.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    Like I said my n36gro$, I’m the winner and I’m a Canadian with an obscure ISP. Easy for the ladies to check my IP. Kenny G’s getting a mug!

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:53 PM

    24 is right. You assholes debating it should worry about the SEC/FBI booting in your door and hauling your asses off like Cioffi instead of trying to figure out IP addresses.
    Run along and go open up those Panamanian bank accounts…

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:53 PM

    @27 = fucking rac1$7

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:54 PM

    Do not listen to the Canadian. Them Canucks are crafty.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:55 PM

    Anthony West’s asshole is still in critical condition after being recognized and targeted by a shit-seeking cock from Manchester. Updating monthly…

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    @24 “He can just email ep.” What the fuck do you think I said you stupid fuck?

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 5:01 PM

    @32′s asshole is still in critical condition after being recognized and targeted by a shit-seeking cock from Manchester.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 5:05 PM

    He’s an uncle fucker. Don’t send that Canadian shit.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfilR67QAIE&feature=related
    SPODE

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 6:21 PM

    :44 second mark FTW
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZETcd25-tU

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 7:35 PM

    hoodrat hoochie mama…..hmm

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 7:38 PM

    hoodrat hoochie mama…..hmm

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 7:48 PM

    guest always wins
    http://www.weeklyta.blogspot.com

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 8:15 PM

    @38 hats off to you dude. At least you read the comments before you spam. That I respect.
    SPODE

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | October 28, 2008 at 12:36 AM

    I’m a kid toucher
    SPODE

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