General Electric announced some abysmal results last week but it’s okay because once again, Warren Buffett to the rescue! GE is selling $3 billion of perpetual preferred stock* to Buff’s Berkshire Hathaway, in a transaction that is “almost identical to the Goldman deal,” and was proposed to the Oracle of O by his main man at GS, Byron Trott. Buffett put his thick stamp of approval on the company in a press release today, saying, “GE is the symbol of American business to the world,” and went so far as to add, “I have been a friend and admirer of GE and its leaders for decades.” As we all know, O Cubed drives a hard bargain and is also a lovah of the ladies. So, let us determine conclusively, here and now– did GE offer unfettered access to Hayden Panettiere, and did WB hold out until a guaranteed menage was agreed upon starring the cast of 30 Rock? Cause that’s what we’re hearing.
Buffett also told gal-pal Becky Quick, in a phone interview (from an airplane), “The cheaper things get, the more I like them.” Make of that what you will.
*And plans to sell at least $12 billion of stock to the public.
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becky quick: still sultry
erin burnett: looking older today, no? where’s the doe-eyed intern look…?
and 1st!
Warren has the simplest business model in the world and has more money to show for it. Simple is good.
Interesting….GE CDS is widening out again
Really?
I saw offers pulled.
Warren has prison sex with any company that wants his seal of approval.
Wow. That’s a sweet spot.
if ge has to go all the way to omaha to get credit, we’re all fk’d! batten down the hatches, go long on spam futures – his is going to get ugly.
He must have repeated to Quickie three times that you need to be buying with cash. Not credit. Why did she have so much trouble understanding this simple concept?
I’m seeing the scene from “The Godfather” where they all line up to see him. Buffet in this case being the Godfather. Wonder who is next.
5yr GE is 530-550
Crap. This screws up the September Madness bracket… GE needs to be added to the list.
Still have BRK crushing Citi in the next round..
Now where are guys like Gates and Jobs and that Oracle CEO?
Mr. Lovah Lovah….O Cube is value/vulture investor if I ever saw one…
Homey is gonna be worth 100+ billion when things turn around and he has his hands up the skirts of GE/GS…
Bravo Mr. Buffet. Bravo.
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I propose more use of the word “thick” in conjunction with WB.
Also “hard” and “gentle but assertive”.
@13 wasn’t that offered at 1300 last week?
What is an Omaha?
@12…agreed. Bess, you never cease to please.
It always amazes me that at his age he’s still a patient investor.
It should be Warren “The Master of the Universe” Buffet, instead of Hank Paulson. He sure seems to be vying for that spot, anyway.
Is warren a friend of george?
is GE on the no short list?
@ 21 – yes.
I thought Byron was retiring from GS? The guy is a banking machine.
Anyways, could Buffet’s recent (and massive) penchant for philanthropy be clouding his judgement…Probably not.
Hey, you you hear about this new book on Buffett? “Snowball” something.
I hear that when Charlie Munger wanted to read this book he tried to borrow it from the library. However, it was out on loan to Warren Buffett at the time.
Buffett had sex with Becky at Sheraton Omaha with assist to the Viagra.
A friend of a friend of Becky told me.
@25 – not true. By Buffett’s own admission, he enjoys muching on mixed nuts.
@26 – yes, true.
After he was done, I heard he plonked down a $100 bill on the dresser and mumbled something like “treat yourself to some mixed nuts and Cherry Coke”. Then he left.
What’s the over/under on Mr. Cherry Nuts not living to seeing a rebound and pac rims storming the beaches of San Diego?
It will be the opposite of Inchon… peoples republic secures mcmansions via TJ…
All I want to know is whether after this deal Welch will stop chasing Immelt with a gun.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24163368/