Props to Eric Mindich-- and I mean this completely sincerely-- I'm doing a victory dance for you in the end zone right now. We just got your investor letter and saw you're down a little over 2 percent. Normally, we'd make fun of you for this. But in this wintry economic climate, when your friends are experiencing a little thing called shrinkage, you are the the Swingin' Past Your Knees Big Dick Playa. Go out and get your swerve on, and put it on the DB tab ('cause let's be honest, even though you're kicking ass and taking names, you can't drink relative performance).
Eton Park Overseas Fund Ltd Q308 Letter [PDF]
Posted by prgy , Oct 08, 2008 2:05PM
I've seen Eric the shower and he has a well trimmed vajayjay.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:07PM
Get Some
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:08PM
Goyim,
Good luck getting your capitulation on today without us Jews around to punish the market with unrelenting shorts.
Oh and maybe Paulson will announce something really good tonight or tomorrow AM with the non-Indian 75% of Goldman being out on holiday.
[Shouldn't it be "greater than -10 percent"?]
Posted by artie help , Oct 08, 2008 2:08PM
is that THE prgy??
Posted by Seaman Bodine , Oct 08, 2008 2:08PM
I know some relative value shops up 20+ YTD, and 8+ in Sep
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:09PM
I think PRGY made mayo in his pants
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:10PM
5 = fag
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:13PM
But Bess, who was ass bleeding today? God you are a freakshow.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:14PM
Shouldn't it be "Greater than -10% is the New Killing It"? -2% is greater than -10%. Or is that one of those detail things?
Posted by Seaman Bodine , Oct 08, 2008 2:14PM
@7 - what's a matter, you work for some piker shop like tontine? or are u just a butt pirate dickwad from some recently deceased desk?
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:16PM
victorian douche @8- you are now more obsessed w/ writing comments about bess making ass references than she is obsessed w/ making them making them.
Posted by RL , Oct 08, 2008 2:24PM
it says 'better' than -10%, fools
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 08, 2008 2:24PM
Very curious about whats gonna go down tomorrow, don't think they'll appreciate brandishing my bb in temple though, hmm...
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:27PM
@12 it used to say "less than"
Posted by prgy , Oct 08, 2008 2:29PM
hey @ 6 eat me you loser.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:32PM
All mid-west fags go home - the cows miss you!
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:34PM
down single digits is the new up
Posted by RAW DOG , Oct 08, 2008 2:37PM
Bess - If you're going to quote Tropic Thunder (which was hilarious), please quote correctly. So it should read "swinging past your knees". Thanks.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:37PM
I love Sylvia Wadhwa on CNBC.
It's all the CNBC hoes....and Sylvia Wadhwa.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:44PM
I saw that guy Vince on TV, you know, the ShamWow guy. What a f'n goon. No f'n wonder some of you clowns like him. He must remind you of yourselves, back when you were selling CDO's to the f'n bagholders.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:46PM
I hear you Anal_yst.
I told my dad i was going to bring it with me and he said "great but i will hold it for you and you can ONLY check it when you use the washroom".
I told him that he was acting like Mrs.Ari. But since he has never seen entourage - the reference was lost on him.
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:50PM
BIG SWINGING DICK
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 2:50PM
isnt this an absolute return fund with a target return of Treasury + a few hundred basis points? Which means a good chance that an investor is pairing it with a long position say in S&P 500 Index futures, the combination of which would further compound the terrible returns that they're earned in the S&P500?
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 3:18PM
I'm def calling Eric to say congrats
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 3:20PM
Prgy, Rndy and Artie help rule
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 3:37PM
@18 - it does say "swingin past your knees" fuck nuts
Posted by guest , Oct 08, 2008 9:17PM
#7
retard
#8
crackhead
#18
chimp