All of IBD at Morgan Stanley just got free cannolis at 1585, on John Mack’s dime. The subject line alerting the troops to the impending injection of high fructose corn syrup? “Surprise dessert treat.” This is what we’re talking about, people. Treat your employees like they’re valuable members of a team (specializing in Italian pastries) and I guarantee you it’ll get results.
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gasparino?
confused….
eh….it’s a start?
I have a canoli that needs the cream sucked out of it. Its free, fun and I supply napkins for you too.
its true. so good.
Leave the gun, take the Canolis.
“Now can everyone with last names starting A through F please come to Conference Room 5 for a private talk with Cindy from HR?”
poor mack
must be really feeling the heat
smart move though
holy canolli.
mack the knife
Please stop by any of the following internal conference rooms this afternoon to enjoy a dessert, courtesy of Mr. Mack.
bess i love your work.
Bess i think it is time for a guess on dow close – price is right rules of course.
he must’ve been up all night, producing the secret ingredient to fill all those cannolis
Are we having fun yet? ;-)
~SEG
Wow. What an exciting article.
cocksucker@18- bored? get out there and do something newsworthy.
Mayo. They like to fire people on Friday.
Who said bonuses were going to be bad?
And later this week they’ll be getting something else that’s tubular and full of “sfacim’” all right…
Rumor is that Mack funded the Canolis by selling a 20% equity stake because the pastry store wouldn’t face MS as a credit counterparty.
Anyone here see Van Wilder? That’s a whole lotta John Mack man-goo in those cannolis
>500
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eONhto0x_nI
SPODE
I was thinking more along the lines of fattening a calf before you slaughter it.
This is absolutely ground-breaking and earth-shattering reporting.
don’t tell Barney Frank
Long on Creme
-Moneygrip Wisdom
Cannoli is plural. It doesn’t need an “s”.
@31 once again guest is giving out bad information.
The correct plural spellings are as follows.
Cannolis for two but more than two Cannolis’ -but you must own them-.
Datas -no restrictions-.
Mooses for two but more than two Moosies -ownership is not needed as is the case with Cannolies.
SPODE
Thanks for the huge pay packet. Sorry about the shitty risk management, lack of bonuses and all that worthless stock we gave you instead of cash.
Have a Cannoli!
Bonuses what bonuses the Cannolis’are the bonus
They weren’t the only department to get the desserts…
don’t tell Cuomo shiz
http://www.weeklyta.blogspot.com
What happened at 10:30? MS and GS fell off a cliff.
Wonder what they bought the employees at off sites????
Last Bitches!
SPODE
Ya Ya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo