No, Erin, Thank YOU!

Posted by Bess Levin, Oct 01, 2008, 4:25pm

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Well team, we finally got a thank you for the flowers for Erin, and oh what a thank you it was. This Dean and Deluca gift basket just came to the office for us. The card read 'Dearest Bess, Thank you for everything.' It wasn't signed but I'm going to guess it was from E to the C herself (or one of her minions). If anyone has information to the contrary, please let me know. I certainly want to give credit where credit is due, as we all know credit is in short supply these days.

Earlier: Confidential To Erin: The Stems Are From Us!

Update: The generous and unnecessary though very much appreciated and enjoyed gift was NOT from E to the C, but from DealBreaker readers/commenters/friends 1-2 and anal_yst. Guys, thanks! Erin, still waiting!

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:29PM

Bess would you scissor "E to the C"?

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:31PM

it definitely was not from erin because it looks rosh hashana-themed and that woman is no jew.

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Posted by girl, Oct 01, 2008 4:31PM

Fess up Carney

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:32PM

it was from me!

--warren buffett

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:34PM

"thanks for everything"? it was clearly someone you slept with.

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Posted by BSD, Oct 01, 2008 4:34PM

@2 - doesn't mean she doesn't know bess is.
@4 - i would think it'd be a bit more phallic than beer bottles and apples.

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:35PM

i could go for some rugelah

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:35PM

I love Erin Callan. Her bum looks so soft and friendly; I don't know what to say.

Lawyer, I-Banker, quasi-CFO or patsy yam-arm, she still has a soft & fluffy bum.

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:38PM

That was free me, baby. I felt bad, why'd you leave the money on the dresser?

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:43PM

Too many apples. Couldn't concentrate and therefore didn't read.

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:46PM

That was from me, baby. I felt bad, why'd you leave the money on the dresser?

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:46PM

it was probably carney

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:47PM

carney's a cheap bastard, and that basket looks expensive.

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:48PM

einhorny

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:49PM

No one under the age of 60 gives apples as a gift.

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:51PM

@15- are you a dumbass or just not a member of the tribe?

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:52PM

@16, are you suggesting the two are mutually exclusive?

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:53PM

@16, I'm down with Jesus. Never received an apple as a gift in my life.

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 4:55PM

Jesus @ 16- educated yourself here:

http://www.jewfaq.org/prayer/roshhash.htm#Apples

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:00PM

Oct 1, 2008 1:45am
Carney: So, did you get my apples and stuff?
Bess: Um, yeah oh that was from you?!
Carney: So what are you up to right now

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:01PM

carney's trying to get his old job back

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:06PM

Is that a first year's signing bonus?

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:07PM

@22-- that's your paycheck this year

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:08PM

I am the CEO of a hedge fund. What is "rugelah".

(Isn't that what those Austrian guys with the giant trumpets sing for when they have a cold?)

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:16PM

Psssh I was hoping this was about Burnett.

I got the Don't Short Me Bro mug

--HEDGEmony

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:17PM

Hedgie@24,

Do they still have those commercials? Wonderfully cheap, stupid advertising that sold!

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:20PM

@24

You are obviously not the CEO of a hedge fund if you don't know what rugelah is. In fact, if you don't know even one of the following words, you are not a hedge fund CEO:

Yarmulke
Leverage
Bar Mitzvah
Long-short
Mazel tov
130/30
Mohel

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Posted by Anal_yst, Oct 01, 2008 5:25PM

you're welcome

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Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 5:32PM

I'd cheesesteak that.

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Posted by onetwo , Oct 01, 2008 5:47PM

Bess was stressed like none other...anal_yst and i felt she deserved some love.

There was beer in there too, people, not just apples.

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Posted by Anal_yst, Oct 01, 2008 5:56PM

Exactly, and not just any ol' beer, but HE-BREW: "The Chosen Beer"

(copyright Schmaltz brewing company - seriously ha)

http://www.shmaltz.com/HEBREW/index.html

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Posted by trojan, Oct 01, 2008 7:42PM

"Give me your Jew gold now!"
"God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman. What do you want from me?"
"I want your Jew gold…"

you guys are gay. you cant get better grades by sending bess gifts- unless its gefilte fish

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Posted by I am a Dude, Oct 01, 2008 8:39PM

anal and 1-2:
good job on the basket. count me in next time your sending bess goodies.

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Posted by guest, Oct 02, 2008 9:32AM

Thanks 19 for the enlightment. The only thing I want to dip in honey is Bess Levin.

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