When crises of any sort strike, we always think the best way to tackle the problem is for clothes to come off. The good people of Playboy feel exactly the same way. Following the success of special Hurricane Katrina, Bay of Pigs, and Bubonic Plague issues, the magazine has announced that it looking for ladies who work (or worked) in the financial services industry to pose for an upcoming feature in the February edition called, "Women of Wall Street." The editors apparently got the idea following "the onset of the financial crisis, which has vaporized fortunes and left Wall Street reeling."
Getting down to business, the spank rag says it is "especially interested in those with more senior job experience." Several names come to mind. Compensation will be determined by how many women apply, though as photo editor Gary Cole wisely noted, "Whether you offer them $500 or $1,000 or $2,000 a piece, that's probably not going to change anybody's mind."
Bonus: we just so happen to have the copy of the "Women of Wall Street" issue from the 80s pictured above, which a reader sent over probably a year ago, but someone wouldn't let us post. Provided we can locate it, that shit's going up today.
Posted by MarshallStack , Oct 02, 2008 9:34AM
Show us your tits Bess.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:37AM
JO&L time.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:40AM
Maria Dominguez
Erin Callan?
Posted by Phobos , Oct 02, 2008 9:40AM
wth?
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Posted by Mr Jones , Oct 02, 2008 9:41AM
"Hi, Heff? It's Erin Callan here..."
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:44AM
@1...that didn't take long based on this post!
Bess - we all expect you to submit your photo for consideration by Heff. GET ON IT!
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:46AM
Too fake, didn't jerk.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:47AM
and boom goes the dynamite!
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:47AM
NSFW btw...
Bess, how come no news on hedge funds blowing up..
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:49AM
c'mon Bess, do it for the lunch fund... or kids w/cancer... or traders with boners
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:49AM
Who wouldn't let you post? Carney? Elizabeth?
Bess - you run this shit now - don't let anybody tell you otherwise! We read because of you - have at it.
It's Avon Barksdale and Marlo Stanfield - Barksdale is gone. You Marlo now.
Posted by peWonderWoman , Oct 02, 2008 9:50AM
I am sending in my application immediately. If they like me, I will give Dealbreaker a behind the scene report.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:51AM
@10- elizabeth's been gone for over a yr, so it's definitely carney.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:53AM
@13...word. Must've been Carney's lawyerly affectations.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:54AM
a day off to jay off
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:55AM
@11
Who is Omar then?
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:56AM
Perhaps Carney knows how vigilant Hef's lawyers are. You'll get a cease-and-desist letter before the day is out. Now, WHY Carney would know this, that's up to you to decide.
Anyway, I bet he took it with him when he left.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:56AM
Erin Burnett should pose!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:57AM
Dare you to post it, but bet you don't get half as much traffic as you did from either Tanner or Phelps. Apparently seeing a buff boy gets the typical competitive WS boy growling with jealousy and typing fast. GAnalYst
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:57AM
@ 18
she has NO rack
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 9:59AM
@16...yet to be identified.
O-Cubed perhaps...I can just see him saying this to GS and GE...
"I'll do what I can to help y'all. But, the game's out there, and it's play or get played. That simple.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:01AM
Listen, losers lay off the sexual harrassment. If it wasn't for Bess we would be crying instead of laughing our way through this meltdown. Oh and if you had any google skills at all, you probably would have already found her picture.
Sincerely,
Mr. I scooped Bloomberg on the Rose City Archery tax break.
This is awesome. I posted a comment on the bailout bill to the Dealbreaker blog and I mentioned the wooden arrow tax break and then I mentioned how Rose City Archery would benefit. (I googled wooden arrows and they were the first to come up). Now Bloomberg is reporting the same story.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aKd0vyGN8L2k
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:03AM
$500-$2000. Definitely not worth losing your job over.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:04AM
Full pictorial of Abby Joseph Cohen – nice. I wonder what her turn-ons are?
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:04AM
Too much pork, didn't read.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:05AM
The contrarian in me says this is definitely a sign of the bottom...
sorry, had to do it
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:06AM
Rebecca Jarvis would be a perfect candidate for a spread (EAGLE)!
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:07AM
I'm new here. But, I have posted links to your site on every blog I read.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:08AM
how stupid is playboy? the best they can get is an analyst or an out of work analyst? what "senior level" employee would do this?
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:12AM
Can someone please share the latest WB/C rumour?
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:14AM
I'd hire girls out of the magazine for my hedge fund.
-Hedge Fund Manager
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:16AM
OMG, I misread this entry as "sheep" instead of "sleep". gotta get coffee
"Posted by guest, Oct 01, 2008 10:41PM
Bess Get some sleep."
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:19AM
@24 - Muriel Siebert is so much hotter.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:19AM
@8 - Don't make "boom goes the dynamite" the next sham wow or mayo.
BTW, that Aussie sheila who filled in for Erin Burnett when she was on vacation would be the hot ticket.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:20AM
31
Pay up on your $&^#ing margin call before I send goons over to break your pelvis.
Posted by MarshallStack , Oct 02, 2008 10:20AM
@22 "Oh and if you had any google skills at all, you probably would have already found her picture."
The picture of the redhead is from Superman returns.
Great job on the arrow play. I boxed it.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:20AM
@22...then post the link of Bess' picture - otherwise fuck off. It's DB lore that it doesn't exist.
AND DON'T FUCKING POST A LINK TO THAT STUPID ASS PICTURE OF KATE BOSWORTH.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:23AM
Well played, #7, well played.......
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:26AM
erin callan !!!
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:27AM
zoe cruzzzz
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:27AM
sallie krawcheckkkk
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:28AM
http://www.spock.com/Bess-Levin-QW1V1ho
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:29AM
sallie krawcheckkkk/
erin callan !!!/
zoe cruzzzz
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:30AM
sallie krawcheckkkk/
erin callan !!!/
zoe cruzzzz
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:30AM
sallie krawcheckkkk/
erin callan !!!/
zoe cruzzzz
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:33AM
@8 - Don't make "boom goes the dynamite" the next sham wow or mayo.
BTW, that Aussie sheila who filled in for Erin Burnett when she was on vacation would be the hot ticket.
Posted by Phobos , Oct 02, 2008 10:36AM
Bess's friend Tara is cute. I'd consider putting my career on hold for 40 - 45 minutes/seconds to breed with her.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:52AM
wtf?
post some of the spreads from that issue when you find it!
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 10:53AM
@47...WHo's Tara?
Posted by MarshallStack , Oct 02, 2008 11:03AM
Phobos -
you go for that beauty mark thing?
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:05AM
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE AWESOME AUGER!!!
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:07AM
http://tinyurl.com/5cvjql
nice lips
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:08AM
@ 34 & 46, you've rueened this thread.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:16AM
@54, that's still Kate Bosworth
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:17AM
@35 Why so serious???
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:18AM
Other photos of Bess?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fashionista.com/images/entries/white%2520dress%2520good.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fashionista.com/2007/05/the_white_dress_a_sane_alterna.php&h=512&w=640&sz=73&hl=en&start=9&usg=__tL6eP4pErNK1sGQieDnmCzXV2fQ=&tbnid=T57XLgryj7Ec8M:&tbnh=110&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbess%2Blevin%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/02/miss%20sixty%202007.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:19AM
those are stories she wrote dumb ass
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:20AM
http://tinyurl.com/67h2uk
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:28AM
@57...right you are.
56 - fucking learn how to discern. You filthy maggot.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 11:32AM
Love the 80s
Nice long hair & canteloupe tits
Posted by MarshallStack , Oct 02, 2008 11:34AM
GET OUT YOU FILTHY SON OF A WHORE PEDOPHILE!
YOU STINKING PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILE, WE HATE YOU, GET OUT!
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FILTHY WORTHLESS BASTARD PEDOPHILE!
FILTHY STINKING HUMAN MAGGOT PEDOPHILE, GET OUT!
Etc.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 12:17PM
@54, that's still 54.
Cruz Missile 20 years ago, hell yea.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 12:18PM
I came here for the boobs.
Where are the boobs?
While the financial system crumbles before my eyes, it would be nice to see some boobs.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 12:35PM
wru, 'women of cnbc' issue.
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 12:57PM
Becky Quick plz!
She's teh hotness
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/becky2-1.jpg
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 1:16PM
TITS
I WANT TO SHAG AND MAKE ROMANCE EXPLOSION ON TITTIES' STOMACH. NOW ON TO SOME HARD SHAGGING AT www.mpegmovieheaven.com
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 1:27PM
i'm sooo hrony............
Posted by guest , Oct 02, 2008 1:33PM
... and i've got such a hard-on
Posted by michange , Oct 02, 2008 6:39PM
Ashley Dupre on Main Street edition!
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 7:55PM
ERIN!!