• 24 Oct 2008 at 3:09 PM

Say It To His Face

By Bess Levin

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If you’re downtown and not up to anything today, Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, is displaying his latest masterpiece, “The Fallen Prince,” behind Goldman. He’s soliciting annotations from various passersby but has also graciously offered to collect any thoughts on the topic of the Maestro left below. Bidding for the Preacher starts at $15,000.

Comments (14)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    $1

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:14 PM

    the steam off my pee.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:15 PM

    Touch my monkey. Love him.

  4. 4
    Posted by Clown Capital | October 24, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    Hey Greeny!
    “Suck my sub-prime and margin call your mother for me. I oughtta drain my liquidity on her face!”

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:19 PM

    You have a big spooge on your head.

  6. 6
    Posted by RonBurgundy | October 24, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Anyone know who is closer to being technically retarded – Alan Greenspan or Sara Palin?
    For those who don’t know, Greenspan’s Phd is not bona fide and when his good friend from Bronx Science High, Henry Kissinger, rescued him, he had run his consulting business into the ground and barely had a pot to piss in…
    Facts people should know about the “maestro”

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:34 PM

    “I am not Yoda.”

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    I threw a slice from “My Daddy’s Pizza” right on it — boy was he pissed off.
    The fat guy at My Daddy’s laughed his ass off, thugh

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    RPOOF. THAT no one KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    They should have brought that fucker in with keg irons. Our forecasting isn’t 100%.
    Fuck you – exuberate this.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 24, 2008 at 4:16 PM

    I am a believer in free market capitalism. Ergo, during my time as Fed Chairman, I oversaw a massive expansion in the powers of the GSEs. In addition, I used my governmental interference mandate to keep interest rates artifically low.
    Of course, the failure of these actions can only mean one thing. Unfettered free markets are somehow fundamentally wrong. Long live interventionism.

  12. 12
    Posted by diablo | October 24, 2008 at 4:46 PM

    I bet EP will buy the portrait to save Greenspan the embarrassment. Right?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 12:49 AM

    How about we the public don’t indite Greenspan for his incompetence and he goes away quietly…

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | October 27, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    Who is John Gal… Alan Greenspan?

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