• 15 Oct 2008 at 2:02 PM

Say It To His Face

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Geoffrey Raymond is behind Goldman Sachs this afternoon, and would like you to stop by and jot some notes down on his latest masterpiece, “The Screaming Pope.” Not sure where you’ll find room on the already heavily annotated canvas, but we’re confident you’ll find a place to make your mark. Among the best so far: “I’ll show you a liquidity injection,” “Aaron was here,” and “It really grinds my gears when people tack the word ‘science’ on things in an attempt to legitimize them. Like, for instance, social science. Or Christian Science.”

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Comments (31)

  1. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 2:05 PM

    first n39ro3s
    - Moneygrip wisdom

  2. Posted by peWonderWoman | October 15, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    Amazing.

  3. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    Who’s being liquidated? Anyone know? That’s what it feels like today – big liquidation. All the hedge fund commodities darlings are being killed. Killed. POT down 21? M/A down big?

  4. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    @3- citadel?

  5. Posted by ebitDUH | October 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    not only the hedges-margin calls are really hitting the bigger retail.

  6. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 2:31 PM

    @4, have heard rumors of Atticus…

  7. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    @5 weren’t the retail investors wiped out last week? Or do you think a lot of retail levered up this week?
    This really feels like a big fund liquidating – the same set of names being methodically driven lower, big selling in oil and outperformance by the banks.
    The MOC’s might be ugly if they want to finish by the close.

  8. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 2:42 PM

    @1 oh snap!

  9. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    My poker investments are folding!

  10. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:03 PM

    I think my lactose intolerance is back. Braaaaapppppp! Anybody want a perm? Just buy me an ice cream cone…

  11. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:07 PM

    I still don’t understand, with everything that has gone down, why BSC and Leh, had to go?

  12. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:15 PM

    Anyone wanna take bets on when we’ll start challenging last week’s lows?

  13. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    I met a friend for lunch over by GS today and a couple of what looked like first years were shouting at Raymond. I hope that wasn’t any of you kids.
    -ComfortablySmug

  14. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    BRUSSELS, Belgium (Reuters)—French President Nicolas Sarkozy called at a European Union summit on Wednesday [Oct. 15] for a clampdown on hedge funds and offshore centers as part of efforts to better regulate the world financial system.
    “I would propose a simple principle, that no financial institution should escape regulation and supervision,” he said according to a copy of a speech to the E.U. summit in Brussels. “I am thinking, for example, of the regulation that we must apply to the rating agencies, and of the necessary supervision of hedge funds…. We must also work to eliminate the grey areas that undermine our efforts at coordination, in this case the offshore centers,” he said.
    http://www.hedgeworld.com/news/read_news.cgi?section=dail&story=dail15339.html

  15. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    better question, what are MS & GS still doing here, besides collecting taxes & paying bonuses
    printing press to incinerator biz killing it!
    -retail

  16. Posted by girl | October 15, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    @ Smug
    That was me and my 5 personalities.

  17. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    Hey @ 15 you’re an idiot. STFU and keep your assine comments to yourself and your right hand.

  18. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    sell GS!!

  19. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:26 PM

    sell GS!!

  20. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    Can someone tell me why when I pay old sallie mae on time every month I immediately start getting phone calls the day after they cash my payment?

  21. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    nice one, 17.
    no shame in weeping.
    suicide hotline available 24-7.
    -retail

  22. Posted by Novice | October 15, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    This is getting repetitive and derivative. At least when Francis Bacon ripped Velazquez, he did it well.

  23. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    #15. The guy who stole the Luxembourg suitcase may turn out to be a hero.

  24. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 4:13 PM

    Bess, thing were light today.

  25. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    @25- what are you talking about?

  26. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 4:28 PM

    @25 – talking about menstrual flows

  27. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    @27- wah?

  28. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 5:13 PM

    @14
    the french are fucking retarded john law fucked them in 1722 ever since they have had no understanding whatsoever of capitalism. god damn frogs

  29. Posted by Goldman Sachs Neophyte | October 15, 2008 at 5:49 PM

    @1 wow leet speak.@15, STFU. Goldman Sachs owns this country (you just don’t know it yet). Also, why hasn’t anyone used white out around Paulson’s mouth? That stuff is always funny. Maybe I should do that when I leave the building today.
    - that guy from Goldman Sachs

  30. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 6:39 PM

    Nice link to Paulson’s animal fettish.
    Best line is “When he handles creatures such as raptors, snakes, and spiders, he seems completely unfazed.”
    If Paulson’s career in government doesn’t work out he can definitely get a job at Jurassic Park, solid.

  31. Posted by guest | October 15, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    @31…,thats the thing about Christian Scientists,,,love animals, hate people..

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