How'd you like to be an investor in only the second (and third) money market fund to "break the buck." Yes, we decided we'd pass too.
The Reserve Fund, "the nation's oldest money market fund" has gone mostly-quiet for the many investors who's cash is anything but forthcoming, at least since it "broke the buck." A lawsuit lingers, allegations of tip-offs to large investors allowing them to get their money out before the crisis are floating around. We are sympathetic. To a point.
There is a reason these funds yield greater returns than other "cash or cash equivalent" instruments. Much of the financial consumer population has gotten quite complacent about the term "cash or cash equivalent." This, coupled with the deep rooted certainty that Americans are entitled to ever higher riskless returns, and enough sob stories might just cause you to forget that you are investing in a risky instrument. Seriously, folks. The Reserve Fund is in trouble because it had substantial holdings in Lehman debt. Oops.
It was only a matter of time before another money market fund broke the buck. You knew it could happen. It had once already. At the risk of going all Taleb on you, just because there hasn't been a collapse in recent memory, doesn't mean that one isn't right around the corner.
In the end, it is the free lunch that is most expensive.

Reserve Fund's Investors Still Await Their Cash [CNBC]






Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:28PM
holy shit it's like reading the obituaries.
Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 29, 2008 12:30PM
@ep
Well with the Gubment guaranteeing most mm funds now, said financial consumers have gotten their wish of a higher "riskless" return, at what cost, only time (and likely not much of it) will tell...
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:35PM
"Cash equivalent" -- Haha.
Just as good as your mattress. Or maybe not.
Posted by prgy , Oct 29, 2008 12:51PM
Hey @ 2 Anal_yst you are right. And speaking of right, I accidently walked into the ladies room at the office and saw my boss's vajayjay.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:52PM
anal_yst. You're trying WAY too hard to sound intelligent.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 12:56PM
"The 150,000 offer is from a Obama Supporter...he works for Dune Capital Management
Scroll down to see it!
http://tinyurl.com/6gmho8"
Anyone on here know what the deal is with this tape that the LA Times writes about but refuses to release. Why are conservative bloggers and some guy from this hedge fund, an Obama supporter, both going after the tape?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:04PM
PRGY do you know what a vajajay is?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:04PM
PRGY do you know what a vajajay is?
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 1:13PM
Wads of cash stuffed inside a bag of bird feed is the new killing it.
Posted by guest , Oct 29, 2008 3:33PM
lehman debt = cash equivalent? jesus wtf
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