That Moment

Occasionally, there is that one event, that one thing, that one moment at the party when a little voice in your head softly says, "Yeah, it's probably time to go home." Maybe it is the off-color remark of your friend who's been drinking cosmos since four in the afternoon. Perhaps its the muffled sound of vomiting emanating from the bathroom door. Or the overheard whisper "I'm not sharing with him. Who ever heard of a 'third of a gram' anyhow."

Well, for those of us drifting around in the wee hours watching futures markets, that moment was the release of U.S. retail numbers.

September's drop, the largest since August 2005, extended declines in retail sales to three consecutive months, the first time that's happened since comparable records began in 1992.

Sales are slowing just as merchants prepare for the holiday selling season, which may account for as much as 35 percent of a retailer's revenue.

Futures, which had enjoyed sloppy gains after Tokyo rallied into nicely positive territory in the last hour of trading (who the hell knows what they were thinking) slid into the pit of despair. Yeah, so that bailout probably isn't going to be enough on its own. Now that the market has opened lower, we all probably have to settle in for some sideways action for the next week or so.

U.S. Retail Sales Slump 1.2%, Most in Three Years [Bloomberg]

Comments

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 9:46AM

hell of an intro

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 9:50AM

I love your....tags....

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 9:51AM

so was this one:

"The Freak is Out

There comes a point in every junkie's descent when the tentative restraint of self-consciousness and self-image loosens up just enough to let the freak out. For most of us, once that line is crossed there's no going back, ever. Naturally, no one knows when that moment will arrive. Indeed, the unpredictability of it is what lends the trip down the chute from recreational abuser to full-on foaming-at-the-mouth dope fiend its delusional aura of impossibility; the conviction that It Just Won't Happen to Me. For Bill Gross, that moment came today."
http://www.minyanville.com/articles/PIMCO-gross-Federal-Reserve-Alan-greenspanasset/index/a/18807

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 9:57AM

Too long, didn't read.

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 9:58AM

Great intro, EP.

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Posted by GinNTonic, Oct 15, 2008 9:59AM

First paragraph, priceless.

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 10:01AM

Classic bear market rally.

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 10:01AM

Aren't we prescient.

Go the fuck home.

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 10:09AM

no morning bell? one post?

fuckin shamwow mayo sandwich with some mike's hard liquor on the side...

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 10:12AM

nice ep, but party ended 2 years ago when vaynor showed up with his weight belt.

this is the after-after-after like 10 AM sound factory circa winter 98:

20 degrees, no shirt, empty baggies in pocket, no cash, platforms, non-hetero tights, just you and your 8 boys from SI.

options: hookers on your motorolla clam, or suicide, or both.

those were the days. . .

if by sideways you mean down, then yes.

-retail

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 10:18AM

Sideways for a week? Ha. Try down for the next three years. And just wait until Obama socks it to the "small business" guy who has done well the past few years barely making $250K. We haven't experienced h@##. BUT WE HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 10:33AM

actually LOL'd at the 3rd of a gram comment...and then #9! hiyohhhhhhhhhh!

excelsior!

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 11:47AM

You had me from the "third of a gram" line.

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Posted by guest, Oct 15, 2008 11:54AM

Just more unpatriotic pessimism from liberals who hate freedom, and the troops.

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