The Employees Ringing In The Holiday Work For [Please Enter Which Southern CT HF With Over 20 BN AUM You Think It Is Here]

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Posted by bank_teller , Oct 31, 2008 3:30PM

are those mozilo's daughters?

2

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:30PM

I'll take "Who Prefers Ethnic Brunettes" for $500 please, Alex.

3

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:30PM

Butterface LLC

4

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:32PM

Distressed Asian Hooker Fund Offshore Ltd

5

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:32PM

I don't know, but are they hiring.

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Posted by HighYield , Oct 31, 2008 3:33PM

I can't figure out if thats their cup sizes or the bond ratings they're willing to swap some positions for.

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:33PM

jesus, their shirts should all say junk

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Posted by Clown Capital , Oct 31, 2008 3:34PM

I'm at the wrong fund!!! Oh, what I wouldn't do to motorboat between those two casaba melons on the triple c rated chick!

Straight to SCORES after work today.

BTW, can anyone recommend a better pony show than SCORES in Manhattan? I need a change of scenery...

9

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:35PM

3 bars on my cell reception

10

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:35PM

Bah. These are Joe the Plumbers kind of girls...

-General M. Bison

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:37PM

@8, Ricks is the spot

12

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:37PM

guess THE HEDGE FUND

13

Posted by Seaman Bodine , Oct 31, 2008 3:38PM

dude they are C++ algo designers at AQR

14

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:38PM

Bid girl on the right

15

Posted by diablo , Oct 31, 2008 3:39PM

I'm going to have a long chat with those girls.

-- diablo

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Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 31, 2008 3:40PM

i'm dying laughing right now make it stop hahaha

17

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:40PM

I think if you stay, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you?

18

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:42PM

Bess,
for those of us who are not into trash, could you please post the picture of an attractive woman with at least a whiff of class?

19

Posted by Lowly Assistant , Oct 31, 2008 3:42PM

Bank_Teller,

You're on to something.

20

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:44PM

are those sac traders on their hormone tablets?

21

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:44PM

Bridgewater, clearly.. tagged Ray Dalio

22

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:45PM

@20 nice one. didn't see that one coming.

23

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:46PM

Anyone else hornie?

24

Posted by Bess Levin , Oct 31, 2008 3:47PM

@18- i wasn't posting this for your enjoyment, i was posting it because the venn diagram overlap of 'big important hedge fund' and 'halloween' made it an issue of grave import.

25

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:47PM

Too much make up.

26

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:47PM

Anyone who can explain what is up with the shares of insurers lately (HIG, PRU). Thanks in advance.

- The uninformed guy

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:48PM

This goes against what I know, but I think that miss CCC- is the best of the bunch. Granted, that isn't saying very much but still.

28

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:48PM

Bridgewater associates

29

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:48PM

Too much make up.

30

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:49PM

Bridgewater associates-

31

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:51PM

Definitely Bridgewater

32

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:51PM

Bess, which one is you?

33

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:51PM

yep, bwater

34

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:53PM

#26. Why is it that people send out letters and emails that sound just like the one sent by the original problem guys?

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:53PM

So the banks all have to cancel their Christmas parties while hedge funds throw Halloween parties?

I love it.

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:55PM

Man, times have changed. Can't imagine dressing that way if that was a work function or after-work get together. I forgot who called Halloween Dress-Like-A-Slut night, but it's true.

37

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:55PM

Anyone else hornie?

38

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:55PM

and it's more like 40bn

39

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 3:58PM

@20....well played...very well played.

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Posted by Bess Levin , Oct 31, 2008 4:00PM

@38- it's more like 45bn. which, correct me if I'm wrong is 'over 20 bn'?

41

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:00PM

They are, "See no evil, speak no evil.. and.....Evil!!"

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:00PM

BB- is hideous, and I'm not 100% certian that CC- is not in fact a man.

43

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:01PM

The Hedge funds didn't just take $250bn from the taxpayer. I doubt a big Holiday party would get Cuomo back in the cage he came out of...

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:02PM

Bid the girl on the right

45

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:03PM

do these sluts work at bridgewater?

46

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:04PM

@42 100% cretin yourself and yeah, you love cocks.

47

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:04PM

One of them is Bridgewater's lawyer

48

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:04PM

Skank Works LLC
Beaten With an Ugly Stick LP
FUGLY LLC

Trick or Treat...beat feet ho!

49

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:06PM

@42--they get better as the rating drops. BBB- must be a fucking beast and they hopefully keep AAA chained in a dungeon somewhere.

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:07PM

1. I don't get it...why is everyone guessing Bridgewater?

2. Don't they only hire Princeton grads?

3. Did these ladies go to Princeton?

4. I though Ray Diallo is the smartest guy in the universe (next to Mike Bloomberg). Can someone please qualify?

51

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:07PM

@46 - Judging by your response I take it you actually think these 2 girls and 1 guy are attractive?

52

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:08PM

Can you imagine how fugly the non-pictured ones wearing the "C" and "D" shirts must be?

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:10PM

1. I don't get it...why is everyone guessing Bridgewater?

2. Don't they only hire Princeton grads?

3. Did these ladies go to Princeton?

4. I though Ray Diallo is the smartest guy in the universe (next to Mike Bloomberg). Can someone please qualify?

54

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:10PM

CCC- is the best. BB- scares the hell out of me yet CC- is ugly but doable, a 12 pack or so.

I suspect it is an inside joke referring to some proprietary bond arbitrage algo that I don't understand because I am not a hedgie

55

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:10PM

i can't believe there are 50 comments and not a single one about a DD tranche.

56

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:12PM

Too ugly; wouldn't screw.

57

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:12PM

#8. Headquarters

58

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:18PM

Judging from the smiles on their faces and the drinks in their hands, I'd say they were already quite leveraged up

59

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:20PM

42 is the best comment. PERIOD.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 31, 2008 4:21PM

trying to eat whilst reading these comments was a bad idea

r.i.p. monitor

61

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:30PM

Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

-Moneygrip Wisdom

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:30PM

@42

CC- is def a Thai or pinoy "ladyboy"

one of those drunken shoreleave-at-Singapore humjobs that you'd rather NOT remember...

63

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:32PM

F, Marry, Kill?

64

Posted by FUNdamental , Oct 31, 2008 4:34PM

well which fund is an emerging markets buyer??

65

Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Oct 31, 2008 4:35PM

@ 61 ---

AGAIN with the American Psycho refs!

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Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Oct 31, 2008 4:36PM

@ 61 ---

AGAIN with the American Psycho refs!

67

Posted by MarshallStack , Oct 31, 2008 4:37PM

@53 -
The woman in the middle went to Princeton. And HBS.

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Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Oct 31, 2008 4:37PM

@ #59 -- #55 was well played, also...

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:41PM

@67...so she's possibly smart but still ugly. Whats your point?

70

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:42PM

@67- that makes sense. she's fugly.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Oct 31, 2008 4:42PM

One in the middle def tranny, one on left looks like this broad I swear i've seen ralphing @ Tonic a year or two ago, and the one on the right, i just don't know mang

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:44PM

Still don't know why everyone thought it was Bridgewater. Unless you work there and know said subjects. Bridgewater is so smart.

73

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:45PM

2 italian chicks and a thai man

74

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 4:57PM

an oompa loompa, clint howard, and gheorghe muresan?

75

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 5:03PM

Bess,
From 18: I understand.
I just did not expect a link to a trailer park. But given the comments, these three girls seem to be fairly popular with the DB crowd. To each his own, I guess.

76

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 5:21PM

to all you (male and female) that say "Fugly" get your hands out of your pants

77

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 5:25PM

to all you (male and female) that say "Fugly" get your hands out of your pants

78

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 5:29PM

@48 yes, it's also over everything between 0 and 44bn

also, their AUM is risk adjusted, the $ amount they manage should exceed the 45bn

79

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 6:03PM

You guys are crass pricks. I'd pork them all, 3x each, sober.

" Whatta ya GOT, now thats sucha,th-tha that is almost zen-like Dylan"

-DoomGuru

80

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 6:18PM

"Ten Foot Pole" LLC

81

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 6:32PM

"Ugly" has nothing to do with a blowjob.

~Houston Lease Crude Buyer

82

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 6:59PM

F CCC, kill BB, marry CC...a chick that ugly must be good at something.

83

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 7:34PM

These chicks didn't work there in 06, when my Halloween costume got me fired. Ahh, memories

84

Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 31, 2008 8:24PM

CC- needs to go back to defending the shitty wall from the gaw-damn mongorians.

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Posted by RamblinWreck , Oct 31, 2008 8:57PM

@84
If the ghost of Bella can lick the sweet and sour sauce off her, then defend that shitty wall she shall.

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 9:30PM

wow, looking at that girl in the middle makes me feel evil... we spend time on hot girls, we have success. spend some time in CT oh-just-loungin'-around, and you might make some(wealthy)one an honest woman!

man I'm a lazy-f*ck...

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Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2008 10:04PM

Too many posters are pegging the BS meter. You all know that every time a new woman walks on the trading floor, countless guys feel the need to stand up and strech. Even the women look. When the ratio on the floor is 10 to 1 guys to girls, even Janet Reno looks ok from the right angle for a second. I've seen plenty of my co-workers chase women nowhere near as good looking as their wives just for the sake of nailing something. Even CC in the picture would get the high hard one from every straight guy in the business. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or married to Liza Minelli.

-Fixed Income

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Posted by guest , Nov 01, 2008 12:03AM

#87 = muni cp trader

89

Posted by guest , Nov 01, 2008 2:48AM

These girls just think their hot because they went to a small east coast private school. No competition. Everything looks good with easy credit.

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Posted by guest , Nov 01, 2008 9:46AM

@88 is ops support for 87

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