• 31 Oct 2008 at 3:26 PM

The Employees Ringing In The Holiday Work For [Please Enter Which Southern CT HF With Over 20 BN AUM You Think It Is Here]

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  1. 1
    Posted by bank_teller | October 31, 2008 at 3:30 PM

    are those mozilo’s daughters?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:30 PM

    I’ll take “Who Prefers Ethnic Brunettes” for $500 please, Alex.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Distressed Asian Hooker Fund Offshore Ltd

  4. 4
    Posted by HighYield | October 31, 2008 at 3:33 PM

    I can’t figure out if thats their cup sizes or the bond ratings they’re willing to swap some positions for.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:33 PM

    jesus, their shirts should all say junk

  6. 6
    Posted by Clown Capital | October 31, 2008 at 3:34 PM

    I’m at the wrong fund!!! Oh, what I wouldn’t do to motorboat between those two casaba melons on the triple c rated chick!
    Straight to SCORES after work today.
    BTW, can anyone recommend a better pony show than SCORES in Manhattan? I need a change of scenery…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    3 bars on my cell reception

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    Bah. These are Joe the Plumbers kind of girls…
    -General M. Bison

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    @8, Ricks is the spot

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    guess THE HEDGE FUND

  11. 11
    Posted by Seaman Bodine | October 31, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    dude they are C++ algo designers at AQR

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    Bid girl on the right

  13. 13
    Posted by diablo | October 31, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    I’m going to have a long chat with those girls.
    – diablo

  14. 14
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 31, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    i’m dying laughing right now make it stop hahaha

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    I think if you stay, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don’t want to get hurt, do you?

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    Bess,
    for those of us who are not into trash, could you please post the picture of an attractive woman with at least a whiff of class?

  17. 17
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | October 31, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    Bank_Teller,
    You’re on to something.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:44 PM

    are those sac traders on their hormone tablets?

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:44 PM

    Bridgewater, clearly.. tagged Ray Dalio

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    @20 nice one. didn’t see that one coming.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:46 PM

    Anyone else hornie?

  22. 22
    Posted by Bess Levin | October 31, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    @18- i wasn’t posting this for your enjoyment, i was posting it because the venn diagram overlap of ‘big important hedge fund’ and ‘halloween’ made it an issue of grave import.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    Too much make up.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    Anyone who can explain what is up with the shares of insurers lately (HIG, PRU). Thanks in advance.
    - The uninformed guy

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:48 PM

    This goes against what I know, but I think that miss CCC- is the best of the bunch. Granted, that isn’t saying very much but still.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:48 PM

    Bridgewater associates

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:48 PM

    Too much make up.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    Bridgewater associates-

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:51 PM

    Definitely Bridgewater

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:51 PM

    Bess, which one is you?

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:51 PM

    yep, bwater

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    #26. Why is it that people send out letters and emails that sound just like the one sent by the original problem guys?

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    So the banks all have to cancel their Christmas parties while hedge funds throw Halloween parties?
    I love it.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    Man, times have changed. Can’t imagine dressing that way if that was a work function or after-work get together. I forgot who called Halloween Dress-Like-A-Slut night, but it’s true.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    and it’s more like 40bn

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    @20….well played…very well played.

  37. 37
    Posted by Bess Levin | October 31, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    @38- it’s more like 45bn. which, correct me if I’m wrong is ‘over 20 bn’?

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    They are, “See no evil, speak no evil.. and…..Evil!!”

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    BB- is hideous, and I’m not 100% certian that CC- is not in fact a man.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:01 PM

    The Hedge funds didn’t just take $250bn from the taxpayer. I doubt a big Holiday party would get Cuomo back in the cage he came out of…

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    Bid the girl on the right

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:03 PM

    do these sluts work at bridgewater?

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    @42 100% cretin yourself and yeah, you love cocks.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    One of them is Bridgewater’s lawyer

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    Skank Works LLC
    Beaten With an Ugly Stick LP
    FUGLY LLC
    Trick or Treat…beat feet ho!

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:06 PM

    @42–they get better as the rating drops. BBB- must be a fucking beast and they hopefully keep AAA chained in a dungeon somewhere.

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    1. I don’t get it…why is everyone guessing Bridgewater?
    2. Don’t they only hire Princeton grads?
    3. Did these ladies go to Princeton?
    4. I though Ray Diallo is the smartest guy in the universe (next to Mike Bloomberg). Can someone please qualify?

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    @46 – Judging by your response I take it you actually think these 2 girls and 1 guy are attractive?

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    Can you imagine how fugly the non-pictured ones wearing the “C” and “D” shirts must be?

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    1. I don’t get it…why is everyone guessing Bridgewater?
    2. Don’t they only hire Princeton grads?
    3. Did these ladies go to Princeton?
    4. I though Ray Diallo is the smartest guy in the universe (next to Mike Bloomberg). Can someone please qualify?

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    CCC- is the best. BB- scares the hell out of me yet CC- is ugly but doable, a 12 pack or so.
    I suspect it is an inside joke referring to some proprietary bond arbitrage algo that I don’t understand because I am not a hedgie

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    i can’t believe there are 50 comments and not a single one about a DD tranche.

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:12 PM

    Too ugly; wouldn’t screw.

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:12 PM

    #8. Headquarters

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    Judging from the smiles on their faces and the drinks in their hands, I’d say they were already quite leveraged up

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:20 PM

    42 is the best comment. PERIOD.

  57. 57
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 31, 2008 at 4:21 PM

    trying to eat whilst reading these comments was a bad idea
    r.i.p. monitor

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.
    -Moneygrip Wisdom

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    @42
    CC- is def a Thai or pinoy “ladyboy”
    one of those drunken shoreleave-at-Singapore humjobs that you’d rather NOT remember…

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    F, Marry, Kill?

  61. 61
    Posted by FUNdamental | October 31, 2008 at 4:34 PM

    well which fund is an emerging markets buyer??

  62. 62
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 4:35 PM

    @ 61 —
    AGAIN with the American Psycho refs!

  63. 63
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    @ 61 —
    AGAIN with the American Psycho refs!

  64. 64
    Posted by MarshallStack | October 31, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    @53 -
    The woman in the middle went to Princeton. And HBS.

  65. 65
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | October 31, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    @ #59 — #55 was well played, also…

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:41 PM

    @67…so she’s possibly smart but still ugly. Whats your point?

  67. 67
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    @67- that makes sense. she’s fugly.

  68. 68
    Posted by Anal_yst | October 31, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    One in the middle def tranny, one on left looks like this broad I swear i’ve seen ralphing @ Tonic a year or two ago, and the one on the right, i just don’t know mang

  69. 69
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    Still don’t know why everyone thought it was Bridgewater. Unless you work there and know said subjects. Bridgewater is so smart.

  70. 70
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    2 italian chicks and a thai man

  71. 71
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    an oompa loompa, clint howard, and gheorghe muresan?

  72. 72
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    Bess,
    From 18: I understand.
    I just did not expect a link to a trailer park. But given the comments, these three girls seem to be fairly popular with the DB crowd. To each his own, I guess.

  73. 73
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 5:21 PM

    to all you (male and female) that say “Fugly” get your hands out of your pants

  74. 74
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 5:25 PM

    to all you (male and female) that say “Fugly” get your hands out of your pants

  75. 75
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 5:29 PM

    @48 yes, it’s also over everything between 0 and 44bn
    also, their AUM is risk adjusted, the $ amount they manage should exceed the 45bn

  76. 76
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 6:03 PM

    You guys are crass pricks. I’d pork them all, 3x each, sober.
    ” Whatta ya GOT, now thats sucha,th-tha that is almost zen-like Dylan”
    -DoomGuru

  77. 77
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 6:18 PM

    “Ten Foot Pole” LLC

  78. 78
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 6:32 PM

    “Ugly” has nothing to do with a blowjob.
    ~Houston Lease Crude Buyer

  79. 79
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 6:59 PM

    F CCC, kill BB, marry CC…a chick that ugly must be good at something.

  80. 80
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 7:34 PM

    These chicks didn’t work there in 06, when my Halloween costume got me fired. Ahh, memories

  81. 81
    Posted by merkin capital partners | October 31, 2008 at 8:24 PM

    CC- needs to go back to defending the shitty wall from the gaw-damn mongorians.

  82. 82
    Posted by RamblinWreck | October 31, 2008 at 8:57 PM

    @84
    If the ghost of Bella can lick the sweet and sour sauce off her, then defend that shitty wall she shall.

  83. 83
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 9:30 PM

    wow, looking at that girl in the middle makes me feel evil… we spend time on hot girls, we have success. spend some time in CT oh-just-loungin’-around, and you might make some(wealthy)one an honest woman!
    man I’m a lazy-f*ck…

  84. 84
    Posted by guest | October 31, 2008 at 10:04 PM

    Too many posters are pegging the BS meter. You all know that every time a new woman walks on the trading floor, countless guys feel the need to stand up and strech. Even the women look. When the ratio on the floor is 10 to 1 guys to girls, even Janet Reno looks ok from the right angle for a second. I’ve seen plenty of my co-workers chase women nowhere near as good looking as their wives just for the sake of nailing something. Even CC in the picture would get the high hard one from every straight guy in the business. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or married to Liza Minelli.
    -Fixed Income

  85. 85
    Posted by guest | November 1, 2008 at 12:03 AM

    #87 = muni cp trader

  86. 86
    Posted by guest | November 1, 2008 at 2:48 AM

    These girls just think their hot because they went to a small east coast private school. No competition. Everything looks good with easy credit.

  87. 87
    Posted by guest | November 1, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    @88 is ops support for 87

  88. 88
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