I really resent the whole financial meltdown and the attention whores in Congress who’ve been distracting us from what really matters: Jeff Epstein. I didn’t even know that you can buy stuff while you’re in prison, probably because everything I know about prison I learned from movies (…or did I?) but apparently you can and the massage enthusiast is taking full advantage! The Smoking Gun has obtained Epstein’s commissary receipts since he got locked up on June 30. Items include almond Hershey bars, creamer, skin care products (Lubriderm, hand lotion, and petroleum jelly), a washcloth, something called “Peanut Butter Squeezer” and “Lil’ Chub Sausage.”
Earlier: Never Change!
Jeffrey Epstein’s Lil’ Chub [TSG]
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Any mackerel?
I wonder if his fellow prisoners appreciate the extra cushion for the pushin?
wow he sure cleaned them out of lube didn’t he.
that or prison air isn’t really conducive to a glowing complexion.
Over/Under on # Jeff Epstein pounds gained———63.5
Please note the shift from Hanes size 2X sweatshirts to 3x between 8/21 and 8/26. Either he’s buying for Bubba, or Jeffrey’s gonna be a big boy when he gets out.
Epstein definitely doesn’t let the stank out!
Although I guess he can’t since he’s someplace where A/R doesn’t mean Accounts Receivable.
Hey Bess, I’m tense. Can you give me a prostate massage?
What are the associate numbers at financial trust co. looking like?
What, no Divinyls CD?
Bess I just made DB it’s own icon…. I have not peeked at clusterfuck for a while…
Mustard!
kind of depressing. starts off with multivitamins, crystal light, fruit mix, granola bars and in a month’s time he is Lil’ Chubbin’ it up, buying mooncakes by the pound, and 3-XL sweatshirts.
my guess is he is filling those sweatshirts with candy bars and is going to use it as a decoy while he squeezes himself out of that joint w/ all his jellies.