• 02 Oct 2008 at 12:58 PM

The Essentials

By Bess Levin

jeffepstein.jpgI really resent the whole financial meltdown and the attention whores in Congress who’ve been distracting us from what really matters: Jeff Epstein. I didn’t even know that you can buy stuff while you’re in prison, probably because everything I know about prison I learned from movies (…or did I?) but apparently you can and the massage enthusiast is taking full advantage! The Smoking Gun has obtained Epstein’s commissary receipts since he got locked up on June 30. Items include almond Hershey bars, creamer, skin care products (Lubriderm, hand lotion, and petroleum jelly), a washcloth, something called “Peanut Butter Squeezer” and “Lil’ Chub Sausage.”
Earlier: Never Change!
Jeffrey Epstein’s Lil’ Chub [TSG]

Comments (12)

  1. 1
    Posted by AJ | October 2, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    Any mackerel?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    I wonder if his fellow prisoners appreciate the extra cushion for the pushin?

  3. 3
    Posted by girl | October 2, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    wow he sure cleaned them out of lube didn’t he.
    that or prison air isn’t really conducive to a glowing complexion.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:11 PM

    Over/Under on # Jeff Epstein pounds gained———63.5

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    Please note the shift from Hanes size 2X sweatshirts to 3x between 8/21 and 8/26. Either he’s buying for Bubba, or Jeffrey’s gonna be a big boy when he gets out.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:14 PM

    Epstein definitely doesn’t let the stank out!
    Although I guess he can’t since he’s someplace where A/R doesn’t mean Accounts Receivable.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:18 PM

    Hey Bess, I’m tense. Can you give me a prostate massage?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    What are the associate numbers at financial trust co. looking like?

  9. 9
    Posted by EricM | October 2, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    What, no Divinyls CD?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    Bess I just made DB it’s own icon…. I have not peeked at clusterfuck for a while…

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 2:38 PM

    Mustard!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | October 2, 2008 at 3:20 PM

    kind of depressing. starts off with multivitamins, crystal light, fruit mix, granola bars and in a month’s time he is Lil’ Chubbin’ it up, buying mooncakes by the pound, and 3-XL sweatshirts.
    my guess is he is filling those sweatshirts with candy bars and is going to use it as a decoy while he squeezes himself out of that joint w/ all his jellies.

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