Granted, it probably would’ve been more fitting for a manufacturer of ball gags and executioner’s masks to ring the bell, but this works, too.
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John Thain returns as CEO of NYSE
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I think you pretty much killed it with, ” more fitting for a manufacturer of ball gags and executioner’s masks to ring the bell.” Where do we go from there?
Barnum and Bailout.
Obama’s new cabinet members.
There’s our Clown Capital contributor!!
Paulson’s replacement committee.
The departing Bush administration.
The departing Bush administration.
Circus City.
Hahahahahahahhahhahha.
“And today a group of ex-Bear Stearns and Ex-Lehman Brothers Senior Risk Managers ring the opening bell at the NYSE”
Circus City
Hedge Fund Traders Association members ring the opening bell.
They’re all crying on the inside
“No man has ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people”
–P.T. Barnum (attr.)
Well played, #s 5 & 8
where is the crunk?
“TARP has reinvented itself once again and will now be referred to as ‘The Big Top’. To celebrate, a much more relaxed Henry Paulson attended the opening of the NYSE in business casual attire to ring the bell.”
wow…someone should have suggested poor timing on this one.
17 Remember the XFL?
It was all a big joke. Hope you did not take it seriously. HA HA !!
Guess which one is TGFD.
Lloyd Blankfein’s new gig?
Mr. Combover, VegasGrrl18, It, The ‘Stache opening Atlantic City’s newest, largest casino branch.
oh jesus
Are they fucking serious? Fucking mocking people losing there assholes in this market?
I fucking hate clowns.
“I don’t have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I’m a god!”
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Lehman Brothers and Bailey
sorry sir i thought you said “gilf” – i’ll send a younger girl over to the hotel right away.
What does ‘clown faced’ mean? Is that some kind of code?
34 look it up on urban dictionary
its obscene
If this doesnt turn the market around, Monday we’ll get a couple of witch doctors and a Santeria priest up here…
“Sure, we can IPO a non profit. We do it all the time,” Mister Razzle Dazzle.
“I really underestimated the creepiness factor.”
@28 – Mr. Combover is Jon Stewart’s brother… seriously, look it up.
So I was wondering what to do with all this extra coin, and… I totally underestimated the level of creepiness
Former SAC trader Ping Jiang’s new hedge fund.
37 fucking takes it!
On Monday the opening bell will be rung by a Black Cat. With the closing bell handled by Death.
So I was wondering what to do with all this extra coin, and… I totally underestimated the level of creepiness
Shelia Bair and Tim Geithner
“Nude Women, Clowns Welcome. Nude Women, Clowns Welcome.”
“She does not speak for the rest of us Mr. Clown. We think that you are quite brave and manly.”
Isn’t Big Apple circus like the only old-school circus company still in business?
Hopefully next week will feature a ringing of the bell by a horse buggy manfacturing conglomerate (or BlockBuster, for that matter).
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid
“trading stocks is easy, even a clown can do it.”
So I was wondering what to do with all this extra coin, and… I totally underestimated the level of creepiness
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So I was wondering what to do with all this extra coin, and… I totally underestimated the level of creepiness
So I was wondering what to do with all this extra coin, and… I totally underestimated the level of creepiness
So I was wondering what to do with all this extra coin, and… I totally underestimated the level of creepiness
nice 52, heh
To the tune of… “Goodbye Cruel World” sung by James Darren
Why would someone let Barb’ Bush and Sarah Palin ring the bell?
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