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Posted by Lowly Assistant, Nov 19, 2008 10:00AM
God, she looks awful! Was Billy Ash escorting her?
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:02AM
too NJ / Irish-Italian, didn't JO&C
gee, Diane, you sure look happy to be takin a pic with the prostie o' the moment (though you must have many pics in this "space")
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:04AM
"I wonder if this will help my application to Chicago Booth..."
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:07AM
Diane Sawyer Interviews Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur's Prostitute Sister.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:07AM
"Ok Diane, first, grow you hair and dye it, or better yet, buy a wig. Then get some sexy 4" stilletos, dark channel glasses and show some cleavage. Then, MAYBE I'll give you some numbers to get you started..."
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:12AM
Dianne: "now dear, explain to me exactly what is a PSE, GFE, ATM, BBBJTC, DP, DV, DA and this "Bukkakke" thing my husband is always looking up on Google?"
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Posted by Seaman Bodine, Nov 19, 2008 10:12AM
@6 it just came to me
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:13AM
Wow, girl got fat. She's looks awful. Bet she couldn't get $500/hr now...yuck.
Caption: "Whoring - The High Way"
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:14AM
Spray on tan: $120
Vintage dress from 3rd season of "Dallas": $250
Emperor's Club VIP: $5000
Diane Sawyer legitmizing your filthy skankish New Jersey existence: Priceless
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:16AM
WTF is she (Dupre) wearing? It looks like something my grandma would wear. Also, anyone else agree that her and The Moz would get a long well? They both seem to have a passion for the (skin color) orange.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:17AM
Margaret Jo McCullen: Hello. I’m Margaret Jo McCullen.
Teri Rialto: And I’m Teri Rialto.
Margaret Jo McCullen: And you’re listening to..
Together: The Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Now, Teri, it’s Christmas season again, our favorite time of the year.
Teri Rialto: Actually, Margaret Jo, holiday time is when the most culinary wishes can come true. Now, what’s on your list this holiday season, Margaret Jo?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Teri, I got real freaky this year. I’m asking Kris Kringle for a wooden bowl, some oversized index cards, and a funnel.
Teri Rialto: Ooooh, a funnel! That’ll be great for funneling!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know. I feel like a glutton! What’s on your list, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Well, I’m only asking Santa for one thing - a big box of glue traps to help me with my excessive rat problem? Are you, Margaret Jo, gonna leave any treats out for Santa this year?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Oh, absolutely, I always do! I like to leave Santa some tap water and rice. If Santa’s anything like me, Christmas foods really reek havoc on the ol’ digestive system. What are you going to leave, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Uh, I can’t ever leave food out in my apartment, because I have an excessive rat problem.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Makes sense. Neat.
Teri Rialto: Good times.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Good times.
Teri Rialto: Well, Christmas is a time for traditional foods and bite-size treats, and we have a very special guest today.
Margeret Jo McCullen: That’s right, Teri. He’s the owner of his own holiday bakery, with a very, very cleaver name - Season’s Eatings.
Teri Rialto: [ laughs ] That’s relaly funny!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know, it rhymes with Season’s Greetings!
Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season’s Eatings - Pete Schweddy.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:20AM
"To Tan or Not to Tan... why I decided cave living was right for me." - By Diane Sawyer
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:28AM
Shes kinda channeling Adriana from The Sopranos....or was it the other way around?
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:31AM
35, other way around before she started looking like a tranny...
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:32AM
wait i'm sorry, so which one is supposed to be the money-grubbing publicity-seeking whore?
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:34AM
Is it me, or does Dupre look like she could be Erin Burnett's sister?
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:42AM
"Yes, there is a number large enough to make us rip off our clothes and get down to business. No, we're not going to tell you what it is."
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:47AM
@29,
I don't know how anyone could claim that they are not insolvent.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 10:53AM
42 - Tacky. You know they are on commission like stock brokers.
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Posted by carl spackler, Nov 19, 2008 10:54AM
@26
Astute observation - I could see her as Mozwoman for sure, although... is that an Adam's Apple I see ?
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Posted by NotNasser, Nov 19, 2008 10:56AM
Halloween is over ladies, what's with the purple-and-black combo?
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 11:04AM
Wish I was a prostitute . . . oh wait, I am!!
- Investment Banker
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 11:07AM
Wish I was a prostitute . . . oh wait, I am!!
- Investment Banker
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 11:08AM
@54, well I am an investment banker, did you expect me to be intelligent?
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 11:30AM
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 11:32AM
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
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Posted by Jesse, Nov 19, 2008 11:33AM
I'll take 12th Avenue from the Battery to 57th St, and you can have the east side to central park. They're lousy tippers.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 11:35AM
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 11:37AM
Caption: Diane Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 12:03PM
Tonight, hear Diane say, "Ashley, if America has learned anything, it's that the best looking hookers are cops and you can NEVER trust a whore. Goodnight and God bless."
-BeckyBootFan
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 12:07PM
I cannot believe this. I actually had lots of respect for Diane Sawyer. Until now, that is...
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 12:10PM
Diane: "So glad we had this frumpy blue dress in makeup for you...those fuck me pumps and fishnet stockings would not have done."
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 12:38PM
#73 -- Standing ovation from my desk at work.
Sptizer, swallow.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 12:48PM
F@#k'd all of Wall Street - now it's the Amish's turn. They're all pervs underneath that conservative facade.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 1:28PM
Kristen reaches our to Silda Wall:
"I do couples."
Silda: "I accept your apology. Creampie anyone?"
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 1:29PM
Kristen reaches out to Silda Wall:
"I do couples."
Silda: "I accept your apology. Creampie anyone?"
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 1:36PM
Diane Sawyer: "Have you gained anything from this whole Spitzer experience?"
Ashley: "About 30 lbs" [ hence the parachute dress]
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 2:18PM
Maybe she's moved on to doing Mozillo too and the nasty rubbed off on her...
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 2:32PM
Think they could both have been runner-up hookers on the archimedes yacht. If yacht existed that long ago. Jeez...some people wiull spend $ on ANYTHGING!
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 2:57PM
Diane Sawyer "Today we're to discuss the
economy and how ashley was passed
over for Paris Hilton as the new
CEO of Goldman Sachs"
Ashley "Don't worry Dianne I still have
a pending offer from Morgan Stanley,
apparently being an expensive
whore without morals is the no. 1
qualification for executives at
Investment Banks and being able to lie
to absolutely anyone and suck anyones
cock at a moments notice makes me
perfect candidate as a finance
executive"
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Posted by StillNoCouch, Nov 19, 2008 3:06PM
Following Kat Williams' "Daddies, keep your daughters off the poles" routine, Dianne Sawyer's new video targeted for mothers is entitled, "Mommas, keep your daughters on their feet"
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 3:43PM
Looking into a mirror, Diane shows Ashley the proper technique for keeping one's legs together.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 4:44PM
Diane to Ashlee: We're going to have a contest. Let's see who can keep their legs closed the longest. AND exhale.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 4:47PM
Diane to Ashlee: We're going to have a contest. Let's see who can keep their legs closed the longest. AND exhale.
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Posted by Last Man Standing, Nov 19, 2008 8:24PM
looks like she joined a convent
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Posted by lig, Nov 19, 2008 9:09PM
Today we will be looking at a disturbing new trend - whores who suddenly turn orange.
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Posted by guest, Nov 19, 2008 9:50PM
caption: "i could do her job" thought bubbles over each of their heads
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Posted by guest, Nov 20, 2008 5:45AM
Diane, why do you have a picture of client number five on your desk, is your husband Mike Hunt?
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Posted by Seaman Bodine, Nov 19, 2008 9:57AM
150 for the door, 50 for CBJ, 200 for GFE, and 250 for BBx2