Caption Contest Wednesday

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1

Posted by Seaman Bodine , Nov 19, 2008 9:57AM

150 for the door, 50 for CBJ, 200 for GFE, and 250 for BBx2

2

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:00AM

First to say that she is hot (sorry, but I can't help it).

3

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:00AM

Barbara Walters is a bigger whore than these 2 combined...


4

Posted by Lowly Assistant , Nov 19, 2008 10:00AM

God, she looks awful! Was Billy Ash escorting her?

5

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:01AM

Scissor me timbers!

6

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:01AM

@1 - Nice!

7

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:01AM

Scissor me timbers!

8

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:01AM

2 for the price of 1?

9

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:02AM

too NJ / Irish-Italian, didn't JO&C

gee, Diane, you sure look happy to be takin a pic with the prostie o' the moment (though you must have many pics in this "space")


10

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:02AM

If my wife was a spits-er I take her too!

11

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:04AM

"I wonder if this will help my application to Chicago Booth..."

12

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:04AM

too skanky, didn't read

13

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:07AM

Diane Sawyer Interviews Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur's Prostitute Sister.

14

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:07AM

"Ok Diane, first, grow you hair and dye it, or better yet, buy a wig. Then get some sexy 4" stilletos, dark channel glasses and show some cleavage. Then, MAYBE I'll give you some numbers to get you started..."

15

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:10AM

"shin peek free. arm view will cost you"

16

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:10AM

@13 fucking great

17

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:11AM

Diane is hotter

18

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:11AM

@7

lol

19

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:12AM

Dianne: "now dear, explain to me exactly what is a PSE, GFE, ATM, BBBJTC, DP, DV, DA and this "Bukkakke" thing my husband is always looking up on Google?"

20

Posted by Seaman Bodine , Nov 19, 2008 10:12AM

@6 it just came to me

21

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:13AM

hollywood tan rep. interviews ghost

22

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:13AM

'Bess and EP think you are a fuckstick'

23

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:13AM

Wow, girl got fat. She's looks awful. Bet she couldn't get $500/hr now...yuck.

Caption: "Whoring - The High Way"

24

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:14AM

Spray on tan: $120
Vintage dress from 3rd season of "Dallas": $250
Emperor's Club VIP: $5000

Diane Sawyer legitmizing your filthy skankish New Jersey existence: Priceless

25

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:15AM

I'd hit it?

26

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:16AM

WTF is she (Dupre) wearing? It looks like something my grandma would wear. Also, anyone else agree that her and The Moz would get a long well? They both seem to have a passion for the (skin color) orange.

27

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:17AM

Jersey whore meets Hollywood whore

28

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:17AM

Margaret Jo McCullen: Hello. I’m Margaret Jo McCullen.
Teri Rialto: And I’m Teri Rialto.
Margaret Jo McCullen: And you’re listening to..
Together: The Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Now, Teri, it’s Christmas season again, our favorite time of the year.
Teri Rialto: Actually, Margaret Jo, holiday time is when the most culinary wishes can come true. Now, what’s on your list this holiday season, Margaret Jo?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Teri, I got real freaky this year. I’m asking Kris Kringle for a wooden bowl, some oversized index cards, and a funnel.
Teri Rialto: Ooooh, a funnel! That’ll be great for funneling!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know. I feel like a glutton! What’s on your list, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Well, I’m only asking Santa for one thing - a big box of glue traps to help me with my excessive rat problem? Are you, Margaret Jo, gonna leave any treats out for Santa this year?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Oh, absolutely, I always do! I like to leave Santa some tap water and rice. If Santa’s anything like me, Christmas foods really reek havoc on the ol’ digestive system. What are you going to leave, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Uh, I can’t ever leave food out in my apartment, because I have an excessive rat problem.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Makes sense. Neat.
Teri Rialto: Good times.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Good times.
Teri Rialto: Well, Christmas is a time for traditional foods and bite-size treats, and we have a very special guest today.
Margeret Jo McCullen: That’s right, Teri. He’s the owner of his own holiday bakery, with a very, very cleaver name - Season’s Eatings.
Teri Rialto: [ laughs ] That’s relaly funny!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know, it rhymes with Season’s Greetings!
Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season’s Eatings - Pete Schweddy.

29

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:17AM

Unrelated, but are there any informed thoughts on HIG?

30

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:17AM

Noob here - "JO&C" ?

31

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:18AM

What is she Amish now?

32

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:18AM

And Monica didn't even get paid.

33

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:20AM

"To Tan or Not to Tan... why I decided cave living was right for me." - By Diane Sawyer

34

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:22AM

2 girls...one cock

35

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:28AM

Shes kinda channeling Adriana from The Sopranos....or was it the other way around?

36

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:30AM

The white shelves in the back are from Pottery Barn.

37

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:31AM

ugly american bitches

38

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:31AM

35, other way around before she started looking like a tranny...

39

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:32AM

wait i'm sorry, so which one is supposed to be the money-grubbing publicity-seeking whore?

40

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:34AM

Is it me, or does Dupre look like she could be Erin Burnett's sister?

41

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:37AM

@30
JO&C?
Its a do-it-yourself sex thing.

42

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:39AM

what are first year whore #s?

43

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:42AM

"Yes, there is a number large enough to make us rip off our clothes and get down to business. No, we're not going to tell you what it is."

44

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:43AM

A2M?

45

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:43AM

anyone know what associate #'s are at citi?

46

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:47AM

@29,
I don't know how anyone could claim that they are not insolvent.

47

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:53AM

42 - Tacky. You know they are on commission like stock brokers.

48

Posted by carl spackler , Nov 19, 2008 10:54AM

@26

Astute observation - I could see her as Mozwoman for sure, although... is that an Adam's Apple I see ?

49

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:54AM

BEST COMMENT EVER:

"Stop staring at me!!!"

50

Posted by NotNasser , Nov 19, 2008 10:56AM

Halloween is over ladies, what's with the purple-and-black combo?

51

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:57AM

"so as they leave, we can get it on!"

52

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 10:57AM

@48

"apple in the throat = banana in the shorts"

53

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:04AM

Wish I was a prostitute . . . oh wait, I am!!

- Investment Banker

54

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:04AM

53 - you are also an idiot.

55

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:07AM

Wish I was a prostitute . . . oh wait, I am!!

- Investment Banker

56

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:08AM

@54, well I am an investment banker, did you expect me to be intelligent?

57

Posted by hawk99 , Nov 19, 2008 11:09AM

Amish or Mormon. Take your pick.

58

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:19AM

At Glamour Shots we can make you look like...

59

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:21AM

Natural, Face Lift

60

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:24AM

Natural, Face Lift

61

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:26AM

ok start the clock -15 minutes go!

62

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:30AM

Got cock?

63

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:30AM

Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.

64

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:30AM

jungle fever

65

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:32AM

Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.

66

Posted by Jesse , Nov 19, 2008 11:33AM


I'll take 12th Avenue from the Battery to 57th St, and you can have the east side to central park. They're lousy tippers.

67

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:35AM

Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.

68

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:36AM

True class...

69

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:37AM

Caption: Diane Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald's and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.

70

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:54AM

How angry does Sawyer look

71

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 11:58AM

OK- First one to move their face wins!

72

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:01PM

World: Meet AngelA Mozilo

73

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:03PM

Tonight, hear Diane say, "Ashley, if America has learned anything, it's that the best looking hookers are cops and you can NEVER trust a whore. Goodnight and God bless."

-BeckyBootFan

74

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:07PM

I cannot believe this. I actually had lots of respect for Diane Sawyer. Until now, that is...

75

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:10PM

Diane: "So glad we had this frumpy blue dress in makeup for you...those fuck me pumps and fishnet stockings would not have done."

76

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:13PM

The dress = she is pregnant with Spitzers baby.....

77

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:38PM

#73 -- Standing ovation from my desk at work.

Sptizer, swallow.

78

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:39PM

how much ?

79

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:48PM

F@#k'd all of Wall Street - now it's the Amish's turn. They're all pervs underneath that conservative facade.

80

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:28PM

Kristen reaches our to Silda Wall:
"I do couples."
Silda: "I accept your apology. Creampie anyone?"

81

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:29PM

Kristen reaches out to Silda Wall:
"I do couples."
Silda: "I accept your apology. Creampie anyone?"

82

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:36PM

Diane Sawyer: "Have you gained anything from this whole Spitzer experience?"
Ashley: "About 30 lbs" [ hence the parachute dress]

83

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:03PM

No. No.

84

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:18PM

Maybe she's moved on to doing Mozillo too and the nasty rubbed off on her...

85

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:23PM

I vote for 63... wife of grimmace comment.

86

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:32PM

Think they could both have been runner-up hookers on the archimedes yacht. If yacht existed that long ago. Jeez...some people wiull spend $ on ANYTHGING!

87

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:57PM

Diane Sawyer "Today we're to discuss the
economy and how ashley was passed
over for Paris Hilton as the new
CEO of Goldman Sachs"

Ashley "Don't worry Dianne I still have
a pending offer from Morgan Stanley,
apparently being an expensive
whore without morals is the no. 1
qualification for executives at
Investment Banks and being able to lie
to absolutely anyone and suck anyones
cock at a moments notice makes me
perfect candidate as a finance
executive"

88

Posted by StillNoCouch , Nov 19, 2008 3:06PM

Following Kat Williams' "Daddies, keep your daughters off the poles" routine, Dianne Sawyer's new video targeted for mothers is entitled, "Mommas, keep your daughters on their feet"

89

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 3:13PM

Which looks more natural: her tan or Sam Donaldson's hair?

90

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 3:43PM

Looking into a mirror, Diane shows Ashley the proper technique for keeping one's legs together.

91

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 4:25PM

Is that a DILDO on the shelf?!?

92

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 4:42PM

does her orange fake bake match her camaro?

93

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 4:44PM

Diane to Ashlee: We're going to have a contest. Let's see who can keep their legs closed the longest. AND exhale.

94

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 4:47PM

Diane to Ashlee: We're going to have a contest. Let's see who can keep their legs closed the longest. AND exhale.

95

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 5:03PM

MysTTTal

96

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 5:32PM

I think she's hot I'd do her anytime.

97

Posted by Last Man Standing , Nov 19, 2008 8:24PM

looks like she joined a convent

98

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 8:56PM

i'll take the blonde

99

Posted by lig , Nov 19, 2008 9:09PM

Today we will be looking at a disturbing new trend - whores who suddenly turn orange.

100

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 9:50PM

caption: "i could do her job" thought bubbles over each of their heads

101

Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2008 12:30AM

I'd brown bag her face and tag her brown eye...

102

Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2008 5:45AM

Diane, why do you have a picture of client number five on your desk, is your husband Mike Hunt?

103

Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2008 8:39AM

You can put lipstick on a pig but at the end of the day it's still a NJ hockey mom.

104

Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2008 9:46AM

"Separated at Birth?"

105

Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2008 10:23AM

#102 Close but not quite, her husband is Mike Nichols the Broadway Producer.

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