too NJ / Irish-Italian, didn’t JO&C
gee, Diane, you sure look happy to be takin a pic with the prostie o’ the moment (though you must have many pics in this “space”)
“Ok Diane, first, grow you hair and dye it, or better yet, buy a wig. Then get some sexy 4″ stilletos, dark channel glasses and show some cleavage. Then, MAYBE I’ll give you some numbers to get you started…”
Dianne: “now dear, explain to me exactly what is a PSE, GFE, ATM, BBBJTC, DP, DV, DA and this “Bukkakke” thing my husband is always looking up on Google?”
Spray on tan: $120
Vintage dress from 3rd season of “Dallas”: $250
Emperor’s Club VIP: $5000
Diane Sawyer legitmizing your filthy skankish New Jersey existence: Priceless
Margaret Jo McCullen: Hello. I’m Margaret Jo McCullen.
Teri Rialto: And I’m Teri Rialto.
Margaret Jo McCullen: And you’re listening to..
Together: The Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Now, Teri, it’s Christmas season again, our favorite time of the year.
Teri Rialto: Actually, Margaret Jo, holiday time is when the most culinary wishes can come true. Now, what’s on your list this holiday season, Margaret Jo?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Teri, I got real freaky this year. I’m asking Kris Kringle for a wooden bowl, some oversized index cards, and a funnel.
Teri Rialto: Ooooh, a funnel! That’ll be great for funneling!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know. I feel like a glutton! What’s on your list, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Well, I’m only asking Santa for one thing – a big box of glue traps to help me with my excessive rat problem? Are you, Margaret Jo, gonna leave any treats out for Santa this year?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Oh, absolutely, I always do! I like to leave Santa some tap water and rice. If Santa’s anything like me, Christmas foods really reek havoc on the ol’ digestive system. What are you going to leave, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Uh, I can’t ever leave food out in my apartment, because I have an excessive rat problem.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Makes sense. Neat.
Teri Rialto: Good times.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Good times.
Teri Rialto: Well, Christmas is a time for traditional foods and bite-size treats, and we have a very special guest today.
Margeret Jo McCullen: That’s right, Teri. He’s the owner of his own holiday bakery, with a very, very cleaver name – Season’s Eatings.
Teri Rialto: [ laughs ] That’s relaly funny!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know, it rhymes with Season’s Greetings!
Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season’s Eatings – Pete Schweddy.
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
Caption: Diane Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
Tonight, hear Diane say, “Ashley, if America has learned anything, it’s that the best looking hookers are cops and you can NEVER trust a whore. Goodnight and God bless.”
-BeckyBootFan
Think they could both have been runner-up hookers on the archimedes yacht. If yacht existed that long ago. Jeez…some people wiull spend $ on ANYTHGING!
Diane Sawyer “Today we’re to discuss the
economy and how ashley was passed
over for Paris Hilton as the new
CEO of Goldman Sachs”
Ashley “Don’t worry Dianne I still have
a pending offer from Morgan Stanley,
apparently being an expensive
whore without morals is the no. 1
qualification for executives at
Investment Banks and being able to lie
to absolutely anyone and suck anyones
cock at a moments notice makes me
perfect candidate as a finance
executive”
Posted by StillNoCouch | November 19, 2008 at 3:06 PM
Following Kat Williams’ “Daddies, keep your daughters off the poles” routine, Dianne Sawyer’s new video targeted for mothers is entitled, “Mommas, keep your daughters on their feet”
150 for the door, 50 for CBJ, 200 for GFE, and 250 for BBx2
First to say that she is hot (sorry, but I can’t help it).
Barbara Walters is a bigger whore than these 2 combined…
God, she looks awful! Was Billy Ash escorting her?
Scissor me timbers!
@1 – Nice!
Scissor me timbers!
2 for the price of 1?
too NJ / Irish-Italian, didn’t JO&C
gee, Diane, you sure look happy to be takin a pic with the prostie o’ the moment (though you must have many pics in this “space”)
If my wife was a spits-er I take her too!
“I wonder if this will help my application to Chicago Booth…”
too skanky, didn’t read
Diane Sawyer Interviews Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur’s Prostitute Sister.
“Ok Diane, first, grow you hair and dye it, or better yet, buy a wig. Then get some sexy 4″ stilletos, dark channel glasses and show some cleavage. Then, MAYBE I’ll give you some numbers to get you started…”
“shin peek free. arm view will cost you”
@13 fucking great
Diane is hotter
@7
lol
Dianne: “now dear, explain to me exactly what is a PSE, GFE, ATM, BBBJTC, DP, DV, DA and this “Bukkakke” thing my husband is always looking up on Google?”
@6 it just came to me
hollywood tan rep. interviews ghost
‘Bess and EP think you are a fuckstick’
Wow, girl got fat. She’s looks awful. Bet she couldn’t get $500/hr now…yuck.
Caption: “Whoring – The High Way”
Spray on tan: $120
Vintage dress from 3rd season of “Dallas”: $250
Emperor’s Club VIP: $5000
Diane Sawyer legitmizing your filthy skankish New Jersey existence: Priceless
I’d hit it?
Jersey whore meets Hollywood whore
Margaret Jo McCullen: Hello. I’m Margaret Jo McCullen.
Teri Rialto: And I’m Teri Rialto.
Margaret Jo McCullen: And you’re listening to..
Together: The Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Now, Teri, it’s Christmas season again, our favorite time of the year.
Teri Rialto: Actually, Margaret Jo, holiday time is when the most culinary wishes can come true. Now, what’s on your list this holiday season, Margaret Jo?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Teri, I got real freaky this year. I’m asking Kris Kringle for a wooden bowl, some oversized index cards, and a funnel.
Teri Rialto: Ooooh, a funnel! That’ll be great for funneling!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know. I feel like a glutton! What’s on your list, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Well, I’m only asking Santa for one thing – a big box of glue traps to help me with my excessive rat problem? Are you, Margaret Jo, gonna leave any treats out for Santa this year?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Oh, absolutely, I always do! I like to leave Santa some tap water and rice. If Santa’s anything like me, Christmas foods really reek havoc on the ol’ digestive system. What are you going to leave, Teri?
Teri Rialto: Uh, I can’t ever leave food out in my apartment, because I have an excessive rat problem.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Makes sense. Neat.
Teri Rialto: Good times.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Good times.
Teri Rialto: Well, Christmas is a time for traditional foods and bite-size treats, and we have a very special guest today.
Margeret Jo McCullen: That’s right, Teri. He’s the owner of his own holiday bakery, with a very, very cleaver name – Season’s Eatings.
Teri Rialto: [ laughs ] That’s relaly funny!
Margeret Jo McCullen: I know, it rhymes with Season’s Greetings!
Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season’s Eatings – Pete Schweddy.
Unrelated, but are there any informed thoughts on HIG?
Noob here – “JO&C” ?
What is she Amish now?
And Monica didn’t even get paid.
“To Tan or Not to Tan… why I decided cave living was right for me.” – By Diane Sawyer
2 girls…one cock
Shes kinda channeling Adriana from The Sopranos….or was it the other way around?
The white shelves in the back are from Pottery Barn.
ugly american bitches
35, other way around before she started looking like a tranny…
wait i’m sorry, so which one is supposed to be the money-grubbing publicity-seeking whore?
Is it me, or does Dupre look like she could be Erin Burnett’s sister?
@30
JO&C?
Its a do-it-yourself sex thing.
what are first year whore #s?
“Yes, there is a number large enough to make us rip off our clothes and get down to business. No, we’re not going to tell you what it is.”
A2M?
anyone know what associate #’s are at citi?
@29,
I don’t know how anyone could claim that they are not insolvent.
42 – Tacky. You know they are on commission like stock brokers.
@26
Astute observation – I could see her as Mozwoman for sure, although… is that an Adam’s Apple I see ?
BEST COMMENT EVER:
“Stop staring at me!!!”
Halloween is over ladies, what’s with the purple-and-black combo?
“so as they leave, we can get it on!”
@48
“apple in the throat = banana in the shorts”
Wish I was a prostitute . . . oh wait, I am!!
- Investment Banker
53 – you are also an idiot.
Wish I was a prostitute . . . oh wait, I am!!
- Investment Banker
@54, well I am an investment banker, did you expect me to be intelligent?
Amish or Mormon. Take your pick.
At Glamour Shots we can make you look like…
Natural, Face Lift
Natural, Face Lift
ok start the clock -15 minutes go!
Got cock?
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
jungle fever
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
I’ll take 12th Avenue from the Battery to 57th St, and you can have the east side to central park. They’re lousy tippers.
Caption: Dian Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
True class…
Caption: Diane Sawyer talks with Edna, the wife of Grimmace, former pitchman for McDonald’s and chocolate shake lover, who is speaking out about months of sexual abuse by the Hamburglar.
How angry does Sawyer look
OK- First one to move their face wins!
World: Meet AngelA Mozilo
Tonight, hear Diane say, “Ashley, if America has learned anything, it’s that the best looking hookers are cops and you can NEVER trust a whore. Goodnight and God bless.”
-BeckyBootFan
I cannot believe this. I actually had lots of respect for Diane Sawyer. Until now, that is…
Diane: “So glad we had this frumpy blue dress in makeup for you…those fuck me pumps and fishnet stockings would not have done.”
The dress = she is pregnant with Spitzers baby…..
#73 — Standing ovation from my desk at work.
Sptizer, swallow.
how much ?
F@#k’d all of Wall Street – now it’s the Amish’s turn. They’re all pervs underneath that conservative facade.
Kristen reaches our to Silda Wall:
“I do couples.”
Silda: “I accept your apology. Creampie anyone?”
Kristen reaches out to Silda Wall:
“I do couples.”
Silda: “I accept your apology. Creampie anyone?”
Diane Sawyer: “Have you gained anything from this whole Spitzer experience?”
Ashley: “About 30 lbs” [ hence the parachute dress]
No. No.
Maybe she’s moved on to doing Mozillo too and the nasty rubbed off on her…
I vote for 63… wife of grimmace comment.
Think they could both have been runner-up hookers on the archimedes yacht. If yacht existed that long ago. Jeez…some people wiull spend $ on ANYTHGING!
Diane Sawyer “Today we’re to discuss the
economy and how ashley was passed
over for Paris Hilton as the new
CEO of Goldman Sachs”
Ashley “Don’t worry Dianne I still have
a pending offer from Morgan Stanley,
apparently being an expensive
whore without morals is the no. 1
qualification for executives at
Investment Banks and being able to lie
to absolutely anyone and suck anyones
cock at a moments notice makes me
perfect candidate as a finance
executive”
Following Kat Williams’ “Daddies, keep your daughters off the poles” routine, Dianne Sawyer’s new video targeted for mothers is entitled, “Mommas, keep your daughters on their feet”
Which looks more natural: her tan or Sam Donaldson’s hair?
Looking into a mirror, Diane shows Ashley the proper technique for keeping one’s legs together.
Is that a DILDO on the shelf?!?
does her orange fake bake match her camaro?
Diane to Ashlee: We’re going to have a contest. Let’s see who can keep their legs closed the longest. AND exhale.
Diane to Ashlee: We’re going to have a contest. Let’s see who can keep their legs closed the longest. AND exhale.
MysTTTal
I think she’s hot I’d do her anytime.
looks like she joined a convent
i’ll take the blonde
Today we will be looking at a disturbing new trend – whores who suddenly turn orange.
caption: “i could do her job” thought bubbles over each of their heads
I’d brown bag her face and tag her brown eye…
Diane, why do you have a picture of client number five on your desk, is your husband Mike Hunt?
You can put lipstick on a pig but at the end of the day it’s still a NJ hockey mom.
“Separated at Birth?”
#102 Close but not quite, her husband is Mike Nichols the Broadway Producer.