I bet a lot of you who’ve lost your jobs or are expecting to lose your jobs and maybe your life’s savings and your kids’ college funds and any real reason to get out of bed in the morning think you’ve got it bad. Well dry your tears and get a little perspective you selfish bastards because there are people who are in a way worse place at the moment. People who have little to no prospects at all. People who don’t know where their next meal is going to come from. People who once legally fucked for money except now there is no money. The people I’m referring to, are gold diggers. Except guess what? There’s precious little gold to dig anymore (your fault, for being unemployed). Page Six Magazine did a little investigative research this weekend and found that ladies who once made a living off you have fallen on seriously hard times. On a Tuesday night in October, three single Slavs gathered at Bagatelle, one with a “plunging neckline,” one who “resembles Scarlett Johansson,” and one who, most attractively, “doesn’t speak English,” and no one approached them. Not even some fat but loaded slob. “It’s getting harder and harder to find a good man,” Sophie, 23, told reporter Joshua David Stein. “Everyone is looking for handsome, rich and charming men but there are less and less of them to go around.” Apparently since the whole financial apocolypse sitch started going down, “wealthy Prince Charmings, already an endangered species on the nightlife scene, have become almost completely extinct. The handsome ones aren’t charming, the charming ones aren’t handsome and many of the rich ones are now poor.”
Desperately Seeking Sugar Daddies [Page Six Magazine]
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perspective, not prospective
Ladies don’t worry. Just call 0900-PEBALLER. There is more than enough of me to go around so don’t be shy. That goes for you too, Bess!
Eastern Euro women put NYC Ladies to shame in all categories
Eastern European women are great, you just need to spend 3 months beating the blatant materialism out of them. Plus, they acquired their social skills by a lifetime of watching melrose place..
@3 – especially STDs. Damn, some of them Ukrainians got the nastiest coochies on the planet
let’s be honest here: Gold digger = whore. Sex and short term companionship in exchange for money and hard goods.
Go to Somalia….
The “Whispering Eye” of a gold digger should be handled with care.
So their only hope is the poor, ugly and socially inept lepers who still go to these clubs? Time’s up Golddiggers! There’s a flight to Bahrain tonight at 9 and you can catch up with all of the ugly and socially inept Arabs who at least have the cash you are looking for – but don’t expect any bottle service over there
@9 well, bottle service Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle style, maybe…
i love gold diggers. I’m cheap as hell so they ususally dont get more out of me than a glass of tap water and when i’m done i feel great – a great fuck + no guilt whatsoever about making them leave my apt in the middle of the night with no cab fare
Coochie futures are way, way down
what are first year associate numbers? need to figure out how many bottles i can buy this weekend at 1oak
Elliot S. is supposedly trolling with double-secret skim funds for bottle service, and will look for you girls at the Box tonight. Will be in black socks and no gloves, please.
Even the Somali Pirates won’t touch these skanks!
No this Slav
http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2008/11/21/formula-one-boss-could-have-most-expensive-divorce-ever/
…daughters make Paris Hilton look like granny
@ 8 – Nice Role Models reference.
Bess finally posted a picture of herself on DB!!!
i wonder what the stats are on bottle service at the nightspots these days compared to a year ago..
Boats and hoes !!!!
i wonder what the stats are on bottle service at the nightspots these days compared to a year ago..
i wonder what the stats are on bottle service at the nightspots these days compared to a year ago..
@19
Lagging indicator. Check back in 6-9 months and club closings will be a regular occurance.
There’s still bottle service — it’s just Bud Light
what are second year slav associate numbers?
seriously..would any banker with a bit of sense actually marry a bulgarian chick?
Fewer and fewer, not less and less.
Did anyone else notice the comment this fruit left on the NY Post website?
I got a slight laugh out of it…
here:
sergal wrote:
I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
11/24/2008 10:00 AM EST
Eastern Europeans are Whoooores. They should at least go to ESL class if they want to stay in the country and serve as whores
http://wallstfolly.typepad.com/wallstfolly/2008/11/with-the-credit-crisis-shrinking-the-ranks-of-wall-street-sugar-daddies-whats-a-girl-to-do.html
What does Eddie Lampert have to do with Eastern European gold diggers?
my sympathy meter is stuck on 0.
@28 – yes, I saw it. The author is probably sporting a tin-foil hat as well. Or perhaps it was TGFD using a pseudonym…
Bimbos are commoditized, complete with real-time quotes.
Short gold diggers, long call girls.
I’m worth about mid-sevens but it’s all stable net equity. Not making a million a year, though (which seems to have been the going gold-digger “rate”).
Any of you honeys want to negotiate?
I am a first year associate, and I have a (barely) postive net worth. However I am still employed. Any of you stupid whores interested?
Finally a decent pic of Bess. this is what we’ve been waiting for.
nothing more amusing than a story about ‘hard times for whores’, except maybe when the whores start whining for *sympathy*. “it’s so unfair! guys still line up to take me to dinner, only now they won’t let me get lobster and truffles!”
welcome to the real(er) world, whores. since you’re new at this, the first lesson’s free, m’kay? “NObody likes a complaining whore, so either STFU about your whorewhines, or go get a job like everybody else.”
“seriously..would any banker with a bit of sense actually marry a bulgarian chick?”
Absolutely not…they are happy with bloated chunky frumpy NYC/ann taylor chicks or asians……
Supermodel looks are not fun.
Attention bimbos:
What’s your earning potential on your own?
That’s what I thought.
Who is the girl in that pic?
@40– the pic is Meredith Whitney.
in general, eastern eauropean women look like whores (unless they are my mothers age, then they look like my uncle)