• 06 Nov 2008 at 12:28 PM

Dear Team Tosca

By Bess Levin

Good news: of every dollar you invested in our fund at the beginning of the year, you still have 35 cents. So, every cloud…


October:
NAV per share – Class A: (20.06)%
NAV per share – Class B: (19.96)%
YTD:
-65.78%

Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 12:30 PM

    shit

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    FAIL

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    God, that is so Andy Drude

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    Even the worst mutual fund managed by a baboon has a better record than this. I hope no one in the management has any money in this.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    …

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    What are YTD for King St, OZ and Sandell?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    i predict pain….

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    I am a hedge fund manager what is a hedge fund?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    fewer comments than usual today- drawdown fatigue?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    @9 seasonal effective disorder

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:16 PM

    seasonal Affective disorder
    failbot

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:16 PM

    Traders don’t lose money; “remaining” equity reports do.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:17 PM

    @9 packing up boxes at fund of funds jobs

  14. 14
    Posted by Anal_yst | November 6, 2008 at 1:18 PM

    @4
    I hope no investors had money in this, jesus those #’s are abhorent!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    Vissi d’arte, vissi d’amore….
    Sei troppo bella, Tosca, e troppo amante…

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    Luckily, #14, no investors invested in these hedge funds. Very fortunate for all.
    Dipshit.

  17. 17
    Posted by Anal_yst | November 6, 2008 at 1:25 PM

    assclown @ 16
    Calm down buddy, it was a sarcastic response to #4 (and very possible to boot, see: RennTech Medallion)

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    my ny hedge/ prop brosefs were all mildly bullish this weekend -awesome.
    yet shared my patriotism in shorting GS.
    of course caveating, stuttering, backsliding on how “smart: goldman is -like i was secret SS.
    it’s all obama’s fault.
    6k by x-mas. enjoy.
    -retail

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 1:44 PM

    That’s 34 cents by the way – rounding error.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    “Even the worst mutual fund managed by a baboon has a better record than this. I hope no one in the management has any money in this.”
    Agree, but I hope every one in management is fully invested in that shite.
    God love that 2/20 scheme.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:38 PM

    Hedge funds – Investing for people who don’t include “return of your money” calculations in chasing “return on your money.”

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    @13
    anywhere in particular or just in general?

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