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Fuck yeah! And not little fairy cops on bikes, modes of transport that in no way whatsoever command respect, but cops on Segways! And we need some police brutality up in this bitch! To that end, I’ll be holding a seminar on how to effectively wield a night stick early next week. Only when regulators start sodomizing people will we be able to save the economy.
Oh, and he also announced he’ll be staying on as chairman of the Senate Banking Committee.

Comments (16)

  1. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:46 PM

    Too Morgan, didn’t Stnaley
    First!

  2. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    there seems to be a word missing in the last line — “we”? will “we” be able to save the economy. Or maybe “I”?

  3. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:48 PM

    Sham wow Mayo

  4. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:51 PM

    Too when, more we.

  5. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    look at how bad the legal profession is
    http://endofesq.com/?p=481

  6. Posted by Bess Levin | November 6, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    Thank you asshats, the ‘we’ has been added and the superfluous ‘when’ deleted.

  7. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:59 PM

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/13/business/main4256693.shtml?source=mostpop_story
    WASHINGTON, July 14, 2008
    ….
    Hoping to bolster confidence, Senate Banking Committee Chairman Chris Dodd, a Connecticut Democrat, told CBS News Early Show anchor Harry Smith that Fannie and Freddie are financially sound.
    “What’s important is to calm people’s fears,” Dodd said. “These are very well capitalized at more than adequate levels. They weren’t bottom feeders when it came to these subprime mortgages like other banks were. There’s a lot more reason to have confidence in what’s going on here than to have fear take over.”
    …..

  8. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    “Regulators must be strong cops…”
    -So Crooks like you, Chris Dodd, don’t get $79,000 break on their mortgage from Friends of Angelo, err Countrywide, errr…Bank of America/Countrywide/MerrillLynch???

  9. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    I’m a buyer of the blonde with the big bazungas.

  10. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 3:03 PM

    Nice Bess, funny shit!

  11. Posted by arioch | November 6, 2008 at 3:03 PM

    bess is going to show us how to wield a nightstick!?! i have got to fly out.

  12. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    WASHINGTON, July 14, 2008
    Hoping to bolster confidence, Senate Banking Committee Chairman Chris Dodd, a Connecticut Democrat, told CBS News Early Show anchor Harry Smith that Fannie and Freddie are financially sound.
    “What’s important is to calm people’s fears,” Dodd said. “These are very well capitalized at more than adequate levels. They weren’t bottom feeders when it came to these subprime mortgages like other banks were. There’s a lot more reason to have confidence in what’s going on here than to have fear take over.”
    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/13/business/main4256693.shtml?source=mostpop_story

  13. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    @7 — that’s what happens when you type with one hand.

  14. Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 3:43 PM

    Bess – don’t be so sensitive. Merely offering constructive criticism to help you improve. It is for the better of all who visit.
    - Elizabeth Spiers

  15. Posted by EricM | November 6, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    That is rich. The Senator from Countrywide now wants regulators to regulate.

  16. Posted by guest | November 7, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    The barbarians have raided the city over and over. Pillaged till the city has burned down.
    I guess now we need regulation? These people are brilliant!
    Yea lets clamp down so we can save the ashes.

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