New York Magazine reports that Silda Spitzer, already staffed with bringing the looks, integrity and negative on all counts STD test to her marriage with the former governor, has accepted a position at a hedge fund. Silda began working last month at Metropolitan Capital Advisors, i.e. Karen Finerman of Fast Money fame's firm, recruiting new investors. Eliot, who's "thinking about" writing a book, most likely about how he, despite dalliances with a prostie, is still better than everyone else, remains unemployed though heartened by the news, which has bought him at least a few more months of chill time on the couch between 9 and 5.
Eliot Spitzer Scores Again
Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 24, 2008, 9:30am
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Posted by bondguy007 , Nov 24, 2008 9:33AM
Can't wait for the book. Should be Spankalicious.
Posted by er666 , Nov 24, 2008 9:35AM
@1- nope. "According to a source close to him, it would be an expansion of his recent Washington Post op-ed offering advice to Barack Obama’s administration on tackling the “root causes of the mistakes that have brought us to the economic precipice.” Those hoping for a prostitute-centric tell-all are in for a disappointment, said the source, though the book would take a wistful look at his fourteen-month governorship and its unfulfilled goals."
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 9:36AM
Has anyone here ever seen her in person? Is she as a attractive as she in pictures?
The only time I've seen her in a bad photo is when her shithead husband was resigning.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 9:45AM
oh ya, like she really needs the money. skank
Posted by er666 , Nov 24, 2008 9:46AM
@4- you're a douchebag.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 9:53AM
she's way hotter than Alexandra Dupre.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 9:59AM
Silda is a looker - why cheat on her! What a total deviant.
Dupre looked like a pig on tv.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:00AM
That cant be the same haggard-looking astronaut wife from this picture, can it?
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/03/eliot_spitzer_calls_it_quits.php
That hag is as un-hot as an ice-bag.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:01AM
@5 sorry silda, didnt mean to hurt your feelings, you have been through alot, i guess.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:05AM
wideclops would be on silda faster than you can say, "spitzer swallows."
Posted by er666 , Nov 24, 2008 10:06AM
@8- what's it like masturbating every night cause no one will fuck you?
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:07AM
@3 any time she's in a photo with shit head it's a bad photo.
This is one of those times I really hope there is a God. Hell isn't good enough.
The other time was when I tried to beat my F in calculus.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:09AM
Firms are hiring again, great news!!
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:09AM
did'nt K- Fin recommend buying CROX in the 20's and Citi around $12? haaaaaaaaaa. Good luck with that hedge fund.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:12AM
@12 YOU EARNED AN "F" IN CALCULUS?
CALCULUS IS FOR TODDLERS.
MORON.
YOU MUST NOT BE WHARTON MATERIAL.
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Nov 24, 2008 10:13AM
Silda is a fine and classy looking woman - once you guys get to be my age, you'll appreciate that. Ashley DuSplooge on the other hand looks like about 50% of the skanky little putan's in my totally screwed-up high school.
Spitzi obviously valued banging the back door more than straight sex with a normal woman. What a friggin putz...
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:13AM
@ 11 what's it like masturbating to Silda Spitzer photos 'cuz your "girlfriend" sprung an air leak?
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:14AM
Spitzer goes to his office at 730 5th Avenue everyday. I don't know what he does there, but I do know that he is there.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:15AM
I'd hit it and Dupre.
Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Nov 24, 2008 10:18AM
@ 18 - he collects rent for his daddy... and probably surfs alotta pr0n
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:18AM
@18 thats where papa bernie's real estate office his...suite 2202
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:19AM
@13 haha
does anyone know if MS is doing further layoffs this week? other banks?
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:20AM
They are a disgusting couple;she enabled his manic ambition and wrecking ball tactics, and still can't summon the self respect to leave the douchebag.
Posted by cy , Nov 24, 2008 10:21AM
For every beautiful woman, there is man tired of sleeping with her.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:30AM
@24 Wise, very wise indeed.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:41AM
@20 & 21 - 18 here.
Thanks. I figured that he rolls in to visit the Playboy office on the 3rd floor. I guess not...
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:43AM
@24 - and ten other men willing to give her a roll in the hay.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:53AM
@7 I am thinking the same thing she is starting to look pretty good lately.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 10:54AM
Silda is not half bad, but has the chest of a 10 year old boy.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 11:01AM
@29
but unfortunately not the anus...
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 11:11AM
They should invite Ashlee over for dinner. I saw a movie like this once.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 11:17AM
Karen Finerman has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
-BeckyBootFan
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 11:32AM
Silda is an intelligent, educated woman who no doubt thinks buttsecks is demeaning. Eliot likes buttsecks. So Eliot needed some strange. Not so hard to figure out.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 12:26PM
@33--Agreed. Besides, who wants to fist the mother of your children in the poop chute?
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 12:35PM
She obviously doesn't know how to keep a depositor happy or Spitzer wouldn't have been looking elsewhere
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 3:10PM
@32: I had no idea Karen was straight.
Posted by guest , Nov 24, 2008 4:15PM
i thought Karen from fast $ was a guy with the name of a woman?