New York Magazine reports that Silda Spitzer, already staffed with bringing the looks, integrity and negative on all counts STD test to her marriage with the former governor, has accepted a position at a hedge fund. Silda began working last month at Metropolitan Capital Advisors, i.e. Karen Finerman of Fast Money fame’s firm, recruiting new investors. Eliot, who’s “thinking about” writing a book, most likely about how he, despite dalliances with a prostie, is still better than everyone else, remains unemployed though heartened by the news, which has bought him at least a few more months of chill time on the couch between 9 and 5.
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to access Dealbreaker
Can’t wait for the book. Should be Spankalicious.
@1- nope. “According to a source close to him, it would be an expansion of his recent Washington Post op-ed offering advice to Barack Obama’s administration on tackling the “root causes of the mistakes that have brought us to the economic precipice.” Those hoping for a prostitute-centric tell-all are in for a disappointment, said the source, though the book would take a wistful look at his fourteen-month governorship and its unfulfilled goals.”
Has anyone here ever seen her in person? Is she as a attractive as she in pictures?
The only time I’ve seen her in a bad photo is when her shithead husband was resigning.
oh ya, like she really needs the money. skank
@4- you’re a douchebag.
she’s way hotter than Alexandra Dupre.
Silda is a looker – why cheat on her! What a total deviant.
Dupre looked like a pig on tv.
That cant be the same haggard-looking astronaut wife from this picture, can it?
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/03/eliot_spitzer_calls_it_quits.php
That hag is as un-hot as an ice-bag.
@5 sorry silda, didnt mean to hurt your feelings, you have been through alot, i guess.
wideclops would be on silda faster than you can say, “spitzer swallows.”
@8- what’s it like masturbating every night cause no one will fuck you?
@3 any time she’s in a photo with shit head it’s a bad photo.
This is one of those times I really hope there is a God. Hell isn’t good enough.
The other time was when I tried to beat my F in calculus.
Firms are hiring again, great news!!
did’nt K- Fin recommend buying CROX in the 20′s and Citi around $12? haaaaaaaaaa. Good luck with that hedge fund.
@12 YOU EARNED AN “F” IN CALCULUS?
CALCULUS IS FOR TODDLERS.
MORON.
YOU MUST NOT BE WHARTON MATERIAL.
Silda is a fine and classy looking woman – once you guys get to be my age, you’ll appreciate that. Ashley DuSplooge on the other hand looks like about 50% of the skanky little putan’s in my totally screwed-up high school.
Spitzi obviously valued banging the back door more than straight sex with a normal woman. What a friggin putz…
@ 11 what’s it like masturbating to Silda Spitzer photos ‘cuz your “girlfriend” sprung an air leak?
Spitzer goes to his office at 730 5th Avenue everyday. I don’t know what he does there, but I do know that he is there.
I’d hit it and Dupre.
@ 18 – he collects rent for his daddy… and probably surfs alotta pr0n
@18 thats where papa bernie’s real estate office his…suite 2202
@13 haha
does anyone know if MS is doing further layoffs this week? other banks?
They are a disgusting couple;she enabled his manic ambition and wrecking ball tactics, and still can’t summon the self respect to leave the douchebag.
For every beautiful woman, there is man tired of sleeping with her.
@24 Wise, very wise indeed.
@20 & 21 – 18 here.
Thanks. I figured that he rolls in to visit the Playboy office on the 3rd floor. I guess not…
@24 – and ten other men willing to give her a roll in the hay.
@7 I am thinking the same thing she is starting to look pretty good lately.
Silda is not half bad, but has the chest of a 10 year old boy.
@29
but unfortunately not the anus…
They should invite Ashlee over for dinner. I saw a movie like this once.
Karen Finerman has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.
-BeckyBootFan
Silda is an intelligent, educated woman who no doubt thinks buttsecks is demeaning. Eliot likes buttsecks. So Eliot needed some strange. Not so hard to figure out.
@33–Agreed. Besides, who wants to fist the mother of your children in the poop chute?
She obviously doesn’t know how to keep a depositor happy or Spitzer wouldn’t have been looking elsewhere
@32: I had no idea Karen was straight.
i thought Karen from fast $ was a guy with the name of a woman?