So! Supposedly, according to a tip we received over the weekend, “a certain very large French bank” issued an email blast to its traders late last Friday to stop all trades with “a certain Midwest hedge fund,” apparently the same fund that insisted quite recently that it had adequate liquidity. (That should narrow it down for you.) On the one hand, claims of drowning in liquidity* are generally signs of Sahara-level dryness, so zee French might possibly be on to something. On the other, our accepting this tip also requires us to admit that a French bank might have its act together. Highly unlikely.
*Alan Schwartz knows what we’re talkin’ about.
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cheese eating surrender monkeys
This rumor is not true. They are still trading with them.
I have dealbreaker in my death pool.
Actually the french bank that you are referring to has a pretty good equity derivatives business, which is a MAJOR counterparty to said fund. And oddly enough, they do seem to know what they are doing, so by calling off all trades with said fund means that they are definitely going tits up. We all know that the midwestern fund has a major eqd position that is waaay underwater.
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@2: how do you square that with #4?
…..accepting the tip…..
you are killing me!
2 is lying
Which fund is that? Whitebox?
Jeez!! I thought this was a football story about TCU in Ft. Worth.
@9: Citadel
2= Gen Kriffin
Enjoy your trip to Guantanamo Bess.
Send pics.
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Hey, 3-
I had your ability to refrain from posting the same lame comment on multiple stories, and guess what….I won!
rime? really?
ARE YOU FOR SERIOUS?
KG applying for a job at Walgreens on Adams.
hey, 3-
Can you re-write your comment in something more closely resembling English?
TIA
I have dealbreaker in my deathpool too !
Citadel 9 VMI 3
@- douche who keeps leaving ‘deathpool’ comment. if you’re going to leave the comment on every post, at least do us a favor and not respond to it as though you’re a different person. You’re an insult to people with multiple personalities.
What have you got?!?!
the frenchies are retards…
Four its i whose ben posting the deathpool coments. Feal my magical powers bitches.
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