Goldman Sachs Dips Toe In Sacrilegious Waters

Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 04, 2008, 11:51am

We're told that Goldman has notified the vendor that has catered its holiday party for the last several years that its services will not be necessary in '08. Obviously we're holding out hope that this means nothing, and is merely a matter of a Lloyd Blankfein feeling the staff wasn't up to the task of executing his vision for the evening ("a giant '85 Broad' made out of mozzarella sticks," his app of choice), but we'd be lying if we said we weren't absolutely terrified GS is going the way of the other artist formerly known as an investment bank (as well at Barclays, Lazard, etc).

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 11:51AM

"STFU, Lloyd!!!!!!!!! "

~Ari Gold

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 11:53AM

I wont be having a X-mas party either if BOA forces me to take a -34% pay cut from $1.3M to $0.85M. Absurd. Santa got shot this year kids.

-Another MER Broker.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:08PM

#2, boo hoo you f'in crybaby. You are probably extremely overpaid anyway. Why dont yu resign and go work somewhere else? Oh right, cause there are no other jobs. Without BOFA you arae out on the street, so suck it up

Your old lady is probably shackin up with the milkman while you are at work playing broker

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Posted by cy , Nov 04, 2008 12:09PM

GS will be having its holiday party in the United States Treasury this year. Blood of the US taxpayer shall be served as the only refreshment.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:19PM

So what happens to the little "meth in a stocking" goody bags they used to give out at end of night?

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:19PM

@4: what about the tears of the unemployed's children as dip?

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:23PM

What would muffie do?

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:24PM

From what I've seen, it takes awhile for the children of the unemployed to notice. That is, for the goodies to stop being showered on them. I wouldn't be counting on their tears in time for this Christmas.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:31PM

haha, #2 now has to measure his salaries with k's instead of m's....f*cking loser

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:38PM

when the f is GS layoff??? i want to see some blood!!!

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:41PM

@9 either post a copy of your tax return or you're a little pussy that takes it in the ass from your soa ridden father

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 12:42PM

It's not funny!!! This is going to DEVESTATE the family! :-(

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Posted by merkin capital partners , Nov 04, 2008 12:42PM

and #7 never took high school math...m being equal to k...try MM

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 1:02PM

number 13 never went to number identification class

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 1:13PM

number 9 got bitchslapped back to yahoo finance. kaboom.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 1:30PM

My friends in HR will have nothing to plan....

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2008 4:51PM

No report of the rumored massive layoffs at Goldman today?

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2008 2:58AM

FUCK GOLDMAN
FUCK BLANKFEIN
FUCK CORZINE
FUCK RUBIN
FUCK ALL OF THEM

AND FUCK 10% OF THEIR PINKY-SLIPPED STAFF

YAYAYAYAAA

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