We’re told that Goldman has notified the vendor that has catered its holiday party for the last several years that its services will not be necessary in ’08. Obviously we’re holding out hope that this means nothing, and is merely a matter of a Lloyd Blankfein feeling the staff wasn’t up to the task of executing his vision for the evening (“a giant ’85 Broad’ made out of mozzarella sticks,” his app of choice), but we’d be lying if we said we weren’t absolutely terrified GS is going the way of the other artist formerly known as an investment bank (as well at Barclays, Lazard, etc).
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
“STFU, Lloyd!!!!!!!!! ”
~Ari Gold
I wont be having a X-mas party either if BOA forces me to take a -34% pay cut from $1.3M to $0.85M. Absurd. Santa got shot this year kids.
-Another MER Broker.
#2, boo hoo you f’in crybaby. You are probably extremely overpaid anyway. Why dont yu resign and go work somewhere else? Oh right, cause there are no other jobs. Without BOFA you arae out on the street, so suck it up
Your old lady is probably shackin up with the milkman while you are at work playing broker
GS will be having its holiday party in the United States Treasury this year. Blood of the US taxpayer shall be served as the only refreshment.
So what happens to the little “meth in a stocking” goody bags they used to give out at end of night?
@4: what about the tears of the unemployed’s children as dip?
What would muffie do?
From what I’ve seen, it takes awhile for the children of the unemployed to notice. That is, for the goodies to stop being showered on them. I wouldn’t be counting on their tears in time for this Christmas.
haha, #2 now has to measure his salaries with k’s instead of m’s….f*cking loser
when the f is GS layoff??? i want to see some blood!!!
@9 either post a copy of your tax return or you’re a little pussy that takes it in the ass from your soa ridden father
It’s not funny!!! This is going to DEVESTATE the family! :-(
and #7 never took high school math…m being equal to k…try MM
number 13 never went to number identification class
number 9 got bitchslapped back to yahoo finance. kaboom.
My friends in HR will have nothing to plan….
No report of the rumored massive layoffs at Goldman today?
FUCK GOLDMAN
FUCK BLANKFEIN
FUCK CORZINE
FUCK RUBIN
FUCK ALL OF THEM
AND FUCK 10% OF THEIR PINKY-SLIPPED STAFF
YAYAYAYAAA