Piranha:
October: -19.2%
YTD: -21.7%
Nirvana:
October: -13.2%
YTD: -21.9%
Partners:
October: -6.6%
YTD: -20.4%
JANA
Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 05, 2008, 2:43pm
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Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 2:45PM
But I thought hedge funds always made money?
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 2:49PM
@1 - original material. you are a waste of flesh.
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 2:54PM
do they let third graders make up the names of these funds?
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 2:57PM
@2 Ditto.
-Not 1
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 3:13PM
@3, real question is if they pronounce the fund names with the same long A sound as their name, Piraynha and Nirvayna.
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 3:15PM
too boring lets move on-how bout them Philies
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 3:19PM
I'm a mutual fund manager and I'm jealous of those returns.
Posted by IA , Nov 05, 2008 3:24PM
Nov. 5 (Bloomberg) -- Clarium Capital Management LLC, the
hedge-fund firm run by PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel, slumped
18 percent in October, its biggest monthly decline, because of
losses on bonds.
The firm's Clarium LP fund reported a year-to-date loss of
about 3 percent, wiping out the 58 percent gain it made in the
first half, according to estimates given to investors.
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 3:26PM
Hedge funds will be taxed.
I say tax them all.
Harvard teached me that raising taxes stimulates the economy and kicks older workers out.
Therefore, raising taxes is good for the economy. The govt should collect 70-95% of what we make.
Paying higher taxes is patriotic!
-Cliff Mason, CNBC 20 something Economics God
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 3:48PM
silly question - where did you get the info on these funds and what is jana?
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 4:00PM
suckit
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 4:34PM
That's what they get for using hippie names for the funds.
Now, if a fund had the name "Tits, Legs, and Ass"....
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 4:59PM
@7 ... not for long.
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 5:13PM
Clarium is the gayest fund around. It's all buttfucking, all the time over at Clarium.
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 5:47PM
Yeah, because "ditto" is really original, @4
Posted by guest , Nov 05, 2008 10:55PM
@14 lol, literally
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2008 2:51AM
DOn't worry for Barry Rosenstein, he will live through this...