• 05 Nov 2008 at 2:43 PM

JANA

By Bess Levin

Piranha:
October: -19.2%
YTD: -21.7%
Nirvana:
October: -13.2%
YTD: -21.9%
Partners:
October: -6.6%
YTD: -20.4%

Comments (17)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 2:45 PM

    But I thought hedge funds always made money?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    @1 – original material. you are a waste of flesh.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    do they let third graders make up the names of these funds?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 2:57 PM

    @2 Ditto.
    -Not 1

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    @3, real question is if they pronounce the fund names with the same long A sound as their name, Piraynha and Nirvayna.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 3:15 PM

    too boring lets move on-how bout them Philies

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 3:19 PM

    I’m a mutual fund manager and I’m jealous of those returns.

  8. 8
    Posted by IA | November 5, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    Nov. 5 (Bloomberg) — Clarium Capital Management LLC, the
    hedge-fund firm run by PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel, slumped
    18 percent in October, its biggest monthly decline, because of
    losses on bonds.
    The firm’s Clarium LP fund reported a year-to-date loss of
    about 3 percent, wiping out the 58 percent gain it made in the
    first half, according to estimates given to investors.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 3:26 PM

    Hedge funds will be taxed.
    I say tax them all.
    Harvard teached me that raising taxes stimulates the economy and kicks older workers out.
    Therefore, raising taxes is good for the economy. The govt should collect 70-95% of what we make.
    Paying higher taxes is patriotic!
    -Cliff Mason, CNBC 20 something Economics God

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 3:48 PM

    silly question – where did you get the info on these funds and what is jana?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    suckit

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 4:34 PM

    That’s what they get for using hippie names for the funds.
    Now, if a fund had the name “Tits, Legs, and Ass”….

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 4:59 PM

    @7 … not for long.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 5:13 PM

    Clarium is the gayest fund around. It’s all buttfucking, all the time over at Clarium.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 5:47 PM

    Yeah, because “ditto” is really original, @4

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 5, 2008 at 10:55 PM

    @14 lol, literally

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2008 at 2:51 AM

    DOn’t worry for Barry Rosenstein, he will live through this…

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