• 21 Nov 2008 at 2:55 PM

Layoffs Watch ’08: UBS West

By Dealbreaker

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Yes, Los Angeles bank branches are more or less lost tribes in the Amazon, so totally unexposed to real civilization and insulated from the trubs of the modern world in which we live that one must be careful when flying low over them, as they are prone to throwing spears at passing planes. Nonetheless, they are still people, and we should feel their collective pain. Apparently all but one second year analysts in UBS’s LA office have been shown the door.
In more uplifting news, Citi Field is safe, according to Mr. Met.

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    Jim Tressel watches The View

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    Jim Tressel watches The View

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    Jim Tressel bought LEH at $25

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    jim tressel is a navy faggot.
    go army.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:28 PM

    Are we sure that’s not Vikram hiding underneath that Mr. Met costume sneaking out the back of the building in disguise?
    It so reminds me of the movie, “Dave”

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    Are we sure that’s not Vikram hiding underneath that Mr. Met costume sneaking out the back of the building in disguise?
    It so reminds me of the movie, “Dave”

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    @1 They kept her because she wears fuck me boots.
    SPODE

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    #8,
    its Fuck me Pumps in LA
    Its hot there

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 3:59 PM

    Someone enlighten me… how can a bankrupt firm shell out 20mm a year for stadium naming rights?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    easy. Shell it out and then go bust….

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 4:59 PM

    Jim Tressel caused the market to crash. That’s why nobody should like Jim Tressel or any endeavor he supports

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    @12 A pool on what the name is on opening day?
    I’ll take First Tennessee Field

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 22, 2008 at 5:17 PM

    wasn’t that supposed to be one of the top IBD jobs?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 24, 2008 at 12:57 PM

    mr. hu? wanna chime in here?

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 24, 2008 at 12:59 PM

    mr. hu? wanna chime in here?

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:49 AM

    also massive cuts at UBS IBD in Chicago and NYC

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