2:27 pm: What do you mean “which one?” The President Elect is going to introduce us all to his team. And some other stuff. Allegedly.
2:30 pm: “…than any ‘such candidate’ in the past.” (What the hell is that supposed to mean?)
2:34 pm: DJIA: 8889.
2:44 pm: DJIA: 8929. The Dow loves a tardy Obama.
2:48 pm: DJIA: 8956. The teacher isn’t in class 15 minutes after the starting hour. The students (traders) have gone back to the floor.
2:50 pm: In ‘da house.
2:55 pm: Will the financial crisis spur the manufacture of hybrid cars? DJIA: 8857. I think the markets were a bit stunned by how short Rahm is.
2:58 pm: It’s going to be a long, hard road. DJIA: 8834.
3:02 pm: Mr. President-Elect, what happens when you disagree with the decisions the decider makes? Will you defer? Will you rattle the markets? DJIA: 8843. Blue horseshoe loves… -line clicks dead-
3:01 pm: How are you preparing for the role? What kind of dog will you buy?
3:05 pm: There will be no Nancy Reagan like seance in the White House. We’ll be buying a hypo-allergenic dog. DJIA: 8774.
Quiz:
1. State the time the President-elect’s speech commences. (+/- 1 minute permitted).
2. State the time the President-elect’s speech ends. (+/- 1 minute permitted).

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Memo
To: W. Buffet
From: B. Obama
How & when do we tell Rich White Folks their money belongs to The People effective Jan. 20? Your thoughts on this matter.
Whether it’s Geithner or Summers for Treasury, the Tribe is back baby!! Face it, the economy has sucked since W took over due to the lack of yamulke wearing money men in the office of “I support a strong dollar”. Don’t piss off the IllJewminati.
Ill like the beasty boys.
wow look at all the old rich whitebread
this is change we can believe in
I supposed we should get The Chosen Ones back in….better at delivering the bad news. They also give good spin when it’s needed.
See ya Dow!!
What kind of a LIVEblog is this? He started 10 minutes ago
A 150 point sell off of hope!
wheeee!!!
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES
sell mortimer sell
Wow.
Classic “Buy on the rumor..sell on the news”.
That should be “Michelle and me” not “Michelle and I”. Will the mainstream media pick up on that? Oh no, spell “potatoe” and you get ridiculed for all time; me suppose “I” vs. “me” doesn’t count.
Is this for real???
THAT ONE!!!
wow, i can’t believe he spent more than 30 secs on that inane TMZ-like question
Podium says:“Office of the President-Elect”
WTF? When did we get that amendment passed?
He hasn’t even spoken yet and we’re already fucked. People get ready, there’s a new change ‘a comin
WELFARE FOR ALL
Is “the enormity of the task at hand” correct usage of “enormity” ?
TREASURY DOESN’T WANT TO “MICROMANAGE” BANKS THAT GET CAPITAL INFUSIONS UNDER THE BAILOUT, ASSISTANT TREASURY SECRETARY NEEL KASHKARI SAID AT THE WHARTON FINANCE CONFERENCE IN NEW YORK.
“PRUDENT MERGERS & ACQUISITIONS CAN BE GOOD FOR OUR FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND OUR COMMUNITIES,” KASHKARI SAID.
“I had the most absurd nightmare.
I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house,
Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.”
racism is so 20th century..move on folks…
Good lord we’re in a lot of trouble
There sure was a different attitude by the press with Obama than with a Bush presser. With Bush–hostility and aggression. With Obama–fawning supplication.
Guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but the contrast was stark.
sounded like the teacher from the “Peanuts” speaking….wanh wanh wanh wanh wanh
Who were the three young douchebags trying to get facetime in the background on CNBC while Maria was interviewing the technical dudes?
11/7/08 15:17:00 *General Motors-GM ratings cut by S&P
way to be on top of it S&P
people actually get paid for this shit???
Dear Dick, W, Rush and Sean: Thanks for ruining the Republican Party. ‘Preciate ya.
@26 Dear Barry, thanks for ruining our country.
wait for it…
@26 Sorry… Dick, Rush and Sean didn’t ruin the Republican party. The blame for that rests squarely with the Republicans in congress for trying to be ersatz democrats by spending like drunken sailors, and with Bush for approving the spending.
@27 Wait, so the economy and our two wars have been just peachy lately?
The Revenge of Max Cleland is finally here. Long live Max Cleland!
@11, 22 you alright, guys? you look ill.
too many black people on cnbc at one time, huh? sorry, dan quale(sic) is gone. the bush’s? gone. it’s over. it’s really over.
you really need to control your hate. it’s over.
There was no reason to insult Nancy Reagan in his first press conference, as she is quite ill. Yet another sign of Obama’s misogyny, I guess.
Lordy, lordy…we are in a world of shit. The honeymoon is over, it’s only been 2 days. Do I just go down to the welfare office now, sign up & get it over with? Want to beat the rush
@30 Max Cleland fragged himself
post the chart with volume or dont bother
this could just be thin trading while everyone watched
Obama sucks. First affirmative action president. I’m tired of this new administration already. This community organizer should go back to academia.
Rahm looks like a meerkat
at least the market came back. when bush speaks, it just keeps going down
Un-f*cking-believable, Lil Wayne is the president.
@36
Suck it up redneck. Get in your F150 and go back to your ranch. This biotch is ours for the next four years.
@7, 9 , 10 Mkt is back to where it was pre-press conference..So what does that mean? Hope again?? Emperor has brocade robe??..ha ha ..
Are the racist posts coming from one really sad pathetic troll? Or are DB readers (some, anyway) really that primitive?
@40
Obama is malato.. can you say malato.
Raised and educated by the white folks.
Sorry biotch.
@39 Good one! …even if they celibate..
@#42…
You must be confused. Remember that approx half the country did not support obama. What makes you think that the same percentage is not reflective of DB posters? Naive, are we?
The Guy from Delaware
Who is your chart provider? I like the format.
@45
That 46% doesn’t read nor have a computer and lives in a trailer by the highway.
Gotta say I’m kinda surprised at the comments about race on here. I didn’t vote for BO, but wow.
About the markets – you can’t really interpret anything from today’s values. There’s no volume behind it.
hedge
Free Norman Pelletier
Well the Dow just hit the day’s high, so… FAIL.
First affirmative action President was First in his class at Harvard Law. I hate this meritocracy. It’s just not fair.
@52 was graded on the affermitive action curve
@53
“affermitive” Nice.
@53, and what curve were you graded on Mr. Illiterate?
Obambi voted present
@53 there are only 50 states in th eUS not Obama’s 57… first in his class.
@55@54 there are only 50 states in th eUS not Obama’s 57… first in his class.
I am appalled by some of the racist sentiment posted on this board
they started it
Obama answered Nine questions. Wow. Probably a record.
@#57,#58…
obama actually meant the 57 states of islam. I understand that there are in fact 57. Don’t forget that obama was an avowed moslem for 28 yrs until he met rev? wright and converted to rev? wright’s brand of Christianity.
Does that make things clearer?
The Guy from Delaware
Question the Party? Question Jesus!
Where does it say Obama was “First in his class at Harvard Law?”
Harvard Law doesn’t rank its class!
Nice try dipsh!t.
@62
Do you like living in Delaware? I’ve only ever used it as a piss stop on the way to DC.
What’s there to do?
wow, TGFD, just when i was starting to warm to you…true colors shine through.
you been spouting racist commentary under ‘guest’ by any chance?
@66,
I agree. I always pitied how everyone picked on TGFD. Now it turns out he’s just an ignorant hillbilly in the land that time forgot.
@#65…
You must be an obama loonie. Delaware has nothing to do with my #62 post. Don’t go beyond the piss stop on I-95 next time you pass thru. Nothing here that would interest you.
The Guy from Delaware
TGFD, you promised you weren’t bitter.
what happened in the last 24 hours? the realization that your commander-in-chief for at least the next four years, is an educated black man,nothing like you, is just too much? it’ll be okay. breathe in, breathe out.
@#66,#67…
#45 & #62 are my only posts on this thread. No stealth guest-only posts for TGFD. WTF is racist about my comments? I neither like nor trust muslims, so what? I prefer to call those fucks moslems, so what? Why don’t you two clowns adopt some kind of name/moniker for yourselves?
Do you dispute my #62?
The Guy from Delaware
p.s. TGFD doesn’t hate anybody. I don’t hate obama. I hope he does a good job because there is a lot at stake for the country.
@TGFD,
Well apparently TGFD hates “moslems,” so that’s contradictory.
@70
Do you like or trust Jews, Buddhists or Hindus?
How about Christians?
Is you hair really really short?
@69
The simple fact is Obama is neither white nor black .. he is malato thats a fact jack
Anti-muslim comments are not racist because the religion contains every ethnic group. In fact the majority of Muslims are Asians.
-Moneygrip Wisdom
@68
Well I took the time to look at http://www.visitdelaware.com and clicked through their top 10 list.
Just as I thought. I think I’ll stick to I-95. Thanks.
@69
next you’ll be claiming blacks responsible for the Pyramids.
@70…Yeah…they’re the clowns.
@68
Well I took the time to look at http://www.visitdelaware.com and clicked through their top 10 list.
Just as I thought. I think I’ll stick to I-95. Thanks.
WHo is Bush going to pardon, Skilings or Epstein?
@79
Michael Vick, but only if he goes and plays for the Cowboys
I guess if TGFD wants to post on DB, I should stay away from any type of social commentary. It appears that any political comment critical of the missiah, is immediately lambasted as racist. Fuck you clowns if you’re so myopically minded. You liberals are the ones who hate (for 8 long yrs) and who try to shout down and condemn anyone whose views are outside your sphere of acceptability. Let’s see how f’n smug all you clowns are in 2 years, after the midterm elections.
The Guy from Delaware
@74
so we’ve established that TGFD is a bigot, not a racist.
@64
He was elected President of the Harvard Law Review.
pick dose nits.
the dude is competent. he’s the only person on this plane who can possibly fly it. he’s the only chance we’ve got.
@81
Like my mother always said, if you don’t have anything nice to say then STFU.
I’m not myopic. I don’t even wear glasses.
passing out water to all the salty crackas on here…
Does it even matter what TGFD believes on a personal level? Anybody using “cracka” is using reverse racism.
I’m with TGFD on this one.
Just a few questions for all you laid-off liberals on DB…
Did your PC attitudes keep you in your jobs longer, or did they get you fired sooner? Are those left behind, those who are still on the job, more likely to be PC clowns or not-so-PC? Any comments?
The Guy from Delaware
“PC”? did your brain stop processing new information in 1994?
TGFD, my getting laid-off had nothing to do with my ideology.
i was terrible. my ass-kissing skills were nonexistent, i enjoyed leaving work early to go smoke pot and i refused to use banker jargon, such as, “so-and-so is going to add a little COLOR to this presentation.”
this has nothing to do with you being a bigot and most likely a racist. now, let’s focus and start from the beginning. when did all this hate begin?
Help Jesus punish the fornicating harlots! VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalinvideos/youtube/palin-prank.htm
@#88…
The hate never began with me. TGFD doesn’t hate anybody. Not liking someone, some group, or some ideology does not automatically imply hatred on my part. I don’t associate with those I don’t care for, that’s all. Hating takes too much energy. WhyTF should I spend my life hating something/someone when that hatred harms no one but me?You can hate if you want to, but I don’t have to. Maybe that’s why I look so young at my age.
DB knows that TGFD will be 60 in late Dec. Full head of hair (not gray), chicks of all ages, good social connections and all. DB already knows about those things.
The Guy from Delaware
@#78…
Too bad you couldn’t find anything to your liking about Delaware. Try finding some info about northern Delaware’s “Chateau Country”. That’s where TGFD is, and I like it here. When I look out any window of my house during the daytime, any window, in all four directions, I see nothing but lovely fall colors. Not another house in sight, not in any direction. Very peaceful here.
The Guy from Delaware
p.s. TGFD is leaving the building now. Enjoyed the conversation.
TACL wishes to call TGFD on his derivative use of the 3rd person in self-referencing. TACL also wishes to call TGFD on his trollish behavior. If his life was truly all that and a bag of chicks, he would not care what some anonymous posters on DB thought about Delaware or his lifestyle.
TACL would also like to remind @43 and @73 about a new invention called a “dictionary.” This invention is also available on “the internet.” You can check your words before you post, and realize the word is “mulatto,” and none of the cool kids use it anymore.
The Anonymous Contract Lawyer
Ha! Beat the shit out of TGFD hour, love it.
And “cracka” isn’t reverse racism, it’s racism, just not against black people.
for instance, if I said: “Dance cracka, dance” that would be racist, and funny. Especially if I was throwing pennies at some dudes feet.
Did the white half of our President elect have to go to HR for the insensitive Nancy Reagan comment during his press conference?
@88, I like your honesty…
@Phobos, you racist honky, next your going to say you enjoy cooking… or that you tossed your blackberry into a toilet to make a point about the interconnected web and how it was impacting your drunken debauchery…
or not…
~SEG
@96
Down with whitey.
And I didn’t throw my BB into the toilet to prove a point.. I just wasn’t paying attention as I was peeing (and texting, simultaneously) and dropped it. And *maybe* I kept peeing, but you know, there wasn’t a lot I could do at that point.
But I was drunk, you were right on there.
TGFD and the wife went out to get some dinner. I believe the Rolling Stones once sang, “We all need something we can eat on.”
@#93…
For a moment I thought TACL meant The AssClown Liberal, but you eventually clarified your moniker. Thanks.
TGFD understands that “going third person” is often considered a sign of mental instability. I prefer to think of it as TGFD’s eccentricity instead. I have fun with it sometimes.
BTW, you beat me to the mullato spelling correction. In the south they call them “high yellas”. Haven’t heard that one lately though, but obama’s black; no doubt about that.
I don’t give a shit what DB posters think. DB posters do like “sex and crazy”, and I used to give it to them until the rapid Wall St meltdown started in Sept. I think we’ve all been preoccupied lately.
WTF is “trollish” about my behavior anyway?
Phobos@#94…
Good to hear from you again. Last time we talked was in the wee hours, but TGFD doesn’t usually tune in to DB in the middle of the night. I too like “Beat the shit out of TGFD hour”. It is fun, and I certainly have no hard feelings.
Just a final thought for all the liberals…If you haven’t already experienced it, watch for changes in behavior from black and hispanic lower-level employees — waitresses, cleaning people, sales clerks, govt employees, et al. You’ll notice a growing hostility and a certain rudeness toward whites. Maybe you’ll wonder, “WTF did I do to them?” Keep on the lookout for it. It is a sign of things to come. It hasn’t happened yet to me personally, but I did witness it Wednesday — just one day after the election.
The Guy from Delaware
@TGFD
“Post hoc ergo propter hoc”
After, therefore, because of. It’s rarely if ever true.
People have been kicking each other in the balls for years, regardless of race. That you noticed it after/during/just before the election doesn’t mean it was because of the election, merely that you attributed it to the election.
Racism is a natural response to fear; we’re often hyper responsive to those things we don’t understand, or want to understand. It’s easier to basket it and shelf it (so to speak) than to have to deal with whatever it is.
But crackers really will steal your shit and pawn it. Especially picassos. White people love crazy ass art. If you could steal NPR, they’d take that too. Oh, and Bottled Water.
@97, does it count if your “The Man”, but really your just a dumbass in charge?
If your a Heinz 57 type like myself, what if you cant be racist against anyone, because your still trying to figure out who you would be raciest for…
Is it ok to call yourself a cracker? even if you know you should not be as pale or blue eyed as you appear?
lol oh the stupid questions people can ask when they try to define what they are not…
~SEG
Phobos, if you really can cook, like you say you can… My wife will make you write down a bunch of the recipes to poison me…
I can’t believe how short Rahm is! Why so many American flags and how many advisors are standing behind Obama?
For you Obama haters: suck it.
I enjoy giant cock in my ass.
The Guy From Delaware
I heard this from a friend…if you get a group of hippies together and shout “we want change, we want change” over and over again, actual change will start falling from the sky. My friend told me that he did this and was able to collect enough dimes, nickels and pennies to buy some ramen noodles. And if you really really hope, and hope really really hard and shout “O-Bom-A!”, then, sometimes you could get quarters too!
Hey, I have a question? I didn’t pay any taxes last year…can I still get a tax cut? I heard Lil’ Wayne on T.V. the other day saying that I’d get a ‘tax-credit.’ Does that mean I can get straight-up cash from hard-working americans, i mean the government. And, can I also ask for the credit to be paid in crack?
ass@#103…
Thought I’d check back in on DB today. You’re a disappointment, really. Talk about haters. Dipshit.
@#104,#105…
You two are spot-on. I like your posts.
The Guy from Delaware
TGFD glory holes.
The Guy from Delaware
#106 – I agree, I wrote #105.
The problem is not racism. True racism does not exist in America as it has in the past. The problem is equity of opportunity. There are those in our society who do not have a good work ethic, who do not understand the ideas of self-improvement and working through adversity and the American pioneer spirit and taking the initiative and responsibility for one’s own success/failure. Instead of working hard, these people blame racism for their failure. They believe in big government to help them out. They do not understand what it is to be an American, to depend on yourself and not on government. They do not understand that this principle is central to being American and is what makes us strong. They believe it is cooler to be the victim, than shrugging off the ills that life throws at you and overcoming hardship. It is these people that I am afraid of.
I am not white. I was born and raised here by immigrant parents from India. Parents who worked hard and wanted the American Dream. The future of conservatism lies in the American Dream. This transcends any race. Time will expose the lies and sheer lack of substance of the liberal Obama agenda. An agenda that is antithetical to the American Dream.
In school, there were times when I was made fun off for my race or background, but as a true American, I shrugged it off and found that it made me stronger and more individualistic. Today, children are taught to cry and take on the role of the victim and use that to make excuses for their lack of skill. Tell me, what good is it to go through life without ever getting offended? Does that make our children stronger? Shielding them from ‘being offended’ and encouraging them to play the victim is only going to make them weaker. When I talk to old Catholics, they too were sometimes discriminated against. But their reaction to it was similar to mine. Be a strong individual, drop the group mentality and victim-hood politics.
Get over yourself Obama, get over yourselves ‘disadvantaged minorities.’ Learn to become stronger and take your success into your own hands and stop playing the victim, no matter how much you enjoy using it as an excuse to keep from working harder. I see a resurgent conservative movement coming, as non-whites finally realize that race is irrelevant and that ideas are more important. No one ever mentions the 95%+ of blacks that voted for Obama…isn’t that voting based on race, yet more than 75% of them in California voted against gay marriage…conflicts with their vote for the most liberal member of the Senate. Anyway, the Left is always been somewhat of the odd-kid out in the U.S.. The Left does not represent what America stands for and never really will gain that much power. Look for a shift to the right, as race becomes less of an issue that the Left can pander to.
#108 – My great great great grandfather might have been a slave….so, that is why I listen to rap, speak Ebonics and curse. I hate math and science, it is an invention by white people. So, I’m going to blame white-people for my ills and raise my 5 children the same way. It’s white people’s fault for bringing my great great great grandfather to America. And while I have all the opportunity now and live in the richest nation on earth, rather than an African slum, I will still hate America and the “PO-leece” and vote for change.
Hey, I think I saw Obama-girl at a strip-club like a year ago. Can she read? I heard Obama paid her some of his Palestinian terror money, I mean “campaign funds” to make a video and subliminally get dumb young people to vote for him.
“I WANT CHANGE BITCH!”
“GIVE ME QUARTERS, NICKELS AND DIMES….I NEED TO BUY A 40 OUNCE!”
Tap Tap Tap. Anyone here?
- Sen. Larry Craig
Obama himself claimed to lack the experience required to serve as Commander in Chief:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BnLozS-TnM
This clown has 1 year “experience” in the US Senate (the rest was on a campaign bus/plane/train).
If you read about his childhood (which was spent in Indonesia living as “Barry Soetoro” with Muslim stepfather Lolo Soetoro), Obama undoubtedly has deep emotional scarring from a mother who was apparently quite disturbed, and a Nigerian father (Barack Hussein Obama Sr) who left them both.
Picture yourself at 10 years old, and think about how you felt about the United States at the time. Now imagine someone who doesn’t have a clue how that feels, and you have Mr Obama.
Here’s a revealing article, published before the media circled the wagons around their Chosen One:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0703250359mar25-archive,0,3329878,full.story
Only a partisan hack would not find the above article deeply disturbing.
Just keepin’ it real…
“The issue of economics is something that I’ve really never understood as well as I should…”
-McCain
#113- At least he’s honest.
I don’t expect Obama to know very much either. That’s why they have advisers, people who study ‘economics’ all their lives.
I’m sure a community organizer from South-Side Chicago knows all about economics…i mean how to manipulate poor people to vote for you.
I’d take advice from Hank Paulson anyday over that crooked “community organizer” and his cronies, who have only made money by working the political/charity systems, rather than create value on their own. And don’t even mention Obama’s books – William Ayers wrote them, not Obama, so Obama cannot claim to create any economic value from them.
May be Obama actually created some value when he was selling crack as a young man (young G/thug). The only business that he could claim to have honestly made some money from under legitimate market forces. TRULY SAD.
#114 – Holy crap, that’s right! Obama mentions in his book how he used to sell crack!
HAHAHA! Our president is a former drug dealer….WTF…we are sooooo screwed, this is the biggest fraud/phony/media soft-gloved affirmative action baby we’ve had for prez ever! You guys are right, Lil’ Wayne is president…unf*cking-believable..ghetto superstar. George Washington, Madison, Adams, Jefferson, etc must be rolling in their graves.
Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap. Anyone?
- Sen. Larry Craig
Just a few weeks ago, at the height of the campaign, Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota told Chris Matthews of MSNBC that, when it came to Mr. Obama, “I’m very concerned that he may have anti-American views.”
But there she was on Wednesday, after narrowly escaping defeat because of those comments, saying she was “extremely grateful that we have an African-American who has won this year.” Ms. Bachmann, a Republican, called Mr. Obama’s victory, which included her state, “a tremendous signal we sent.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/09/us/politics/09memo.html?hp
When are the rest of you two faced liars going to change your tune?
Tap, Tap, Tap… Anyone there?
Yeah, its Client #9, I want you to have unsafe an*l sex with me. Make it quick, I have to bust some crack dealers later.
#116 – I wonder if Monica still has Bill’s semen stains on her dress…that could fetch a lot of $$$ as a collectible and you seem to be into those types of things.
“As PREZA’ DUNT’, my first exec’a'tiv orda is ta stim’ilate an’ reg’alate dis bit*h-ass econ’ame. Imma gonna do dis by injectin’ crack credits inta da systim ta get da econ’ame goin’ agin. Da wiggas behin’ me arrrrr gonna’ help me out wit takin’ care of my bis’ness and sh*t. they got my back. you’al can go an’ pik’up yo crack credit an’ spen’ it or sell’it cuz we need foks ta spen’ an’ sell an’ buy sh*t up in dis’ sh*ty’ass econ’ame. dats’ all igot fa da media. WEEZY BABY! I’m out.”
-Preza’dunt Lil’ Wayne
@118
Hookers and adultery are one thing.
Seeking underage boys in bathrooms is another. Of course Republican Senator Larry Craig may have just had a “wide stance”.
#120.
Both sides have scandals. And Sen. Larry Craig will never have a shot at being president. The scary thing is that the media is willing to overlook almost anything to get Obama elected. His shady connections with the Chicago political machine, his reverend, and a host of so many things. The media did not do their jobs and wanted to feel good about getting a sub-standard person elected justed because he was a young-looking and eloquent black man. His experience? His past? His friends? Nobody in the media gave a crap.
@120
He wasn’t seeking underage boys you freakin’ idoit. He gave a signal to an undercover officer in the stall next to him. Get your facts straight. What? Now you’re a gay-basher?
Did you ‘feel good’ voting for Obama because of his race, rather than his qualifications? Do you finally feel not guilty for being white now, dipshit?
@122
Actually, earlier I think he was. But Barney Frank (D) was also involved in a gay prostitute scandal…so can we drop this now and focus on the unqualified ‘feel good’ president that’s about to throw the country off a cliff?
Haha haha @119 is hilarious:
“As PREZA’ DUNT’, my first exec’a'tiv orda is ta stim’ilate an’ reg’alate dis bit*h-ass econ’ame. Imma gonna do dis by injectin’ crack credits inta da systim ta get da econ’ame goin’ agin. Da wiggas behin’ me arrrrr gonna’ help me out wit takin’ care of my bis’ness and sh*t. they got my back. you’al can go an’ pik’up yo crack credit an’ spen’ it or sell’it cuz we need foks ta spen’ an’ sell an’ buy sh*t up in dis’ sh*ty’ass econ’ame. dats’ all igot fa da media. WEEZY BABY! I’m out.”
-Preza’dunt Lil’ Wayne
My butt is a buffet.
The Guy from Delaware
@125
Obviously #125 is black and upset affirmative action has not helped him land that comfy job or nice home in Delaware.
One of the 97% who voted for someone of their own race. The true racists in modern America.
Nice press conference:
“Okay everyone, let’s ask him nine questions. And ask very slowly…Come on Barack, how doooo yooooou feel abooout the economy.”
“Oh my gosh, look at him talk. We’re so proud of him.”
Does anyone else feel that the press is babying Obama? Isn’t it also somewhat condescending? Why doesn’t Obama tell them to treat him normally and why can’t he answer questions without us feeling that he needs to be coached by his white handlers and white liberal media elites who act like they’re training their new black puppy.
Dealbreaker has become a total wasteland since Carney departed. It now reads like a support group for the KKK. This is not what Wall Street is about, so I don’t see this DB enterprise lasting much longer. It was sort of fun while it lasted.
@126
Delaware == Almost good enough to be Southern New Jersey.
@diablo- Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
Bess,
Will you marry me?
Wow. I was away for a few weeks and this is what I come back to?
First comment: Sane people, please ignore TGFD. He’s a twisted, confused nutcase. Among his many contradictions: he claims to be “happily married” for many long years and at the same time boasts of being a “chick magnet” for women of all ages, including underage girls.
Why am I not surprised that believes Obama is a secret believer in Islam?
Second comment: Do all of you who have made racist comments realize that you are completely out of step with the country and the times? What’s cool about being a Neanderthal throwback? Do all of you have pictures of Barry Goldwater up in your monk-like bedrooms? How did you make the decision to despoil this site by making it the repository of your reactionary comments?
Bess @130
Well, there’s no door to hit me on the way out (or on the way in). And that’s your owner’s problem, not mine.
great comeback diablo. also, why are you still here, pal?
@128 and @132
diablo is a tool…can’t you just tell from the name.
By the way 46% of Americans are not part of the KKK, they disagree with the ideology.
Also, don’t tell me to move on with the times. I have every right to have whatever views I want. Most of us have already gotten over race. Time to stop being so insecure and reactive that you can’t take a joke or are angered by everything. Race is a part of life. I’m not white, but I can still take a joke without labelling everyone as part of the KKK. I refuse to wear my race on my sleeve. And I reserve the right to be an equal-opportunity raciset, including a racist against my own race. There are plenty of things I hate Asians for that need making fun of, just like white people enjoy poking fun at white trash and trailer trash.
Lil’ Wayne is president! OMG! Let’s get smashed to celebrate. I’ll bring the acid!
Way to stand up for freedome of speech and not taking off posts, DB!
@128 and @132
diablo is a tool…can’t you just tell from the name.
By the way 46% of Americans are not part of the KKK, they disagree with the ideology.
Also, don’t tell me to move on with the times. I have every right to have whatever views I want. Most of us have already gotten over race. Time to stop being so insecure and reactive that you can’t take a joke or are angered by everything. Race is a part of life. I’m not white, but I can still take a joke without labelling everyone as part of the KKK. I refuse to wear my race on my sleeve. And I reserve the right to be an equal-opportunity raciset, including a racist against my own race. There are plenty of things I hate Asians for that need making fun of, just like white people enjoy poking fun at white trash and trailer trash.
Lil’ Wayne is president! OMG! Let’s get smashed to celebrate. I’ll bring the acid!
Way to stand up for freedom of speech and not taking off posts, DB!
@128 and @132
diablo is a tool…can’t you just tell from the name.
By the way 46% of Americans are not part of the KKK, they disagree with the ideology.
Also, don’t tell me to move on with the times. I have every right to have whatever views I want. Most of us have already gotten over race. Time to stop being so insecure and reactive that you can’t take a joke or are angered by everything. Race is a part of life. I’m not white, but I can still take a joke without labelling everyone as part of the KKK. I refuse to wear my race on my sleeve. And I reserve the right to be an equal-opportunity raciset, including a racist against my own race. There are plenty of things I hate Asians for that need making fun of, just like white people enjoy poking fun at white trash and trailer trash.
Lil’ Wayne is president! OMG! Let’s get smashed to celebrate. I’ll bring the acid!
Way to stand up for freedom of speech and not taking off posts, DB!
@128 and @132
diablo is a tool…can’t you just tell from the name.
By the way 46% of Americans are not part of the KKK, they disagree with the ideology.
Also, don’t tell me to move on with the times. I have every right to have whatever views I want. Most of us have already gotten over race. Time to stop being so insecure and reactive that you can’t take a joke or are angered by everything. Race is a part of life. I’m not white, but I can still take a joke without labelling everyone as part of the KKK. I refuse to wear my race on my sleeve. And I reserve the right to be an equal-opportunity raciset, including a racist against my own race. There are plenty of things I hate Asians for that need making fun of, just like white people enjoy poking fun at white trash and trailer trash.
Lil’ Wayne is president! OMG! Let’s get smashed to celebrate. I’ll bring the acid!
Way to stand up for freedom of speech and not taking off posts, DB!
Yeah,
I’m not even white and my great great great grandpa never even whipped a slave…
why the hell should I feel guilty about anything?
The Guy From Delaware kicks ass!
And STFU #128 and #132 and all the hippies posting on here. You do not represent Wall Street. While Wall St. has gotten more limosine liberals in its ranks, it still remains a conservative place that is hostile to the non-profit NGO and altruistic thinking that is some other industries like ‘green tech.’
Why the hell are the left leaning people who read DB so damn surprised about the conservative element on the street. The street has always been tilted toward the right, it has always been a little friendly to laise-faire and the Republican Party even though they donate to Democrats to protect their backs in case the douchbags win.
@140
i agree.
wall st. NY is not san francisco, ca. those of who actually work in finance know that. may be all the lefties reading DB need to leave and improve the quality of the DB audience. this site is most successful when it stays relevant and exclusive to those you actually are finance professionals not your dipshit liberal activists. pledge for the environment? no fu*king thank you. pro-business, pro-drilling, pro-lazy people not getting my hard-earned money, pro-tax cuts. a candidate who wants to raise capital gains is not someone that wall st. supports. obama was given money from bankers, because wall st. is capitalist and smart and knows that it is better to give money to a socialist if he is likely to win rather than pout and risk his scorn if the clown actually does become president.
sorry that you’ve been unpleasantly surprised that wall st. is a more right-leaning place, now please stop reading DB and go back to ‘working for the environment’ in your real day job in CA.
UNBELIEVABLE. Someone wake up the hippies posting on this board who have never worked in the securities or banking industry.
Wall St. = Capitalism
and
Capitalism does not equal the socialist, most liberal-leaning member of the senate that is now the ‘spread-the-wealth’ president.
Obviously, he would not have been president if the media actually had done its job and looked at his record and his friends, rather than just protecting their favorite affirmative action ‘diversity’ baby who represents a ‘turning point’ in ‘race relations.’ I don’t want change if it is socialism that you’re talking about. I’d like to keep my country capitalist, open to free trade and competitive, thank you very much.
And those crying about racism…get over it. Life is unfair, but opportunity is more fair today than at any other time in our country’s history. Since Obama’s president now…no more crying and no more excuses, time to actually start taking responsibility, rejecting the rap culture of crime and illiteracy, and making a living for yourselves.
@142
Um, the current conservative administration just nationalized half the banking industry. Do you call that capitalism?
@142,
” rejecting the rap culture of crime and illiteracy,”
I prefer Satanic heavy metal myself. You sound like a Dido fan.
@#132…
TGFD suggests that you stay away for “a few more weeks”.
Question for you…Why can’t someone be a “chick magnet” for chicks of all ages “including underage girls” and still be “happily married”? Just because women/chicks/girls generally like TGFD, does not mean that I’m out there shagging them. I like the attention; who wouldn’t?
BTW, I’ve reconsidered my first paragraph in this post. Please do stay around. You’re a typical example of an obama fan who may never realize the mistake you made on election day. Please continue to give DB readers your insightful perspectives.
@#126…
You’re wrong about TGFD. I’m a white, Christian, conservative Republican. I didn’t write #125, nor did I write any of the other ludicrous one-liners that were obviously done by that same clown.
The Guy from Delaware
p.s. @#140…You Kick Ass too!
TGFD = Bible thumping fascist troll and dirty old man.
@#146…
Another amusing one-liner.
The Guy from Delaware
Tell the foul smelling obama hippie freaks to lay off TGFD and get the hell off DB and Wall St.
Go to the shelter where you riff-raff belong.
-@143 and 144
You pricks suck. The current administration is just trying to take temporary measures….and permanently raiser capital gains. And no, I have a job and don’t have time to listen to dido. But I liked Metallica, Dre, 50, and Em. before. Anyways, besides the point. Distract all you want. You still cannot make up for the fact that liberalism and Obama are definitely not embraced or representative of Wall St.
FYI:
In case you haven’t heard or are not in the biz,
WALL STREET IS PRETTY DAMN RED.
right-wing, free market, less gov. intervention/socialism, pro-trade, pro-corporation…..do you understand?
the only exception is drugs and prostitution.
Nice article:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change
“The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. “The need for change is stronger and more urgent than ever before. And only you—the people standing here today, and indeed all the people of this great nation—only you can deliver this change.”
The black guy is oddly comfortable demanding change from people he’s never even met.
It is estimated that, to date, the black man has asked every single person in the United States for change.
“I’ve already seen this guy four times today,” Chicago-area ad salesman Blake Gordon said. “Every time, it’s the same exact spiel. ‘I need change.’ ‘I want change.’ Why’s he so eager for all this change? What’s he going to do with it, anyway?”
Obama’s plan to keep America’s shitty jobs from being shipped overseas:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_promises_to_stop_americas
I want them shitty jobs right here. Thanks Obama…
I’m hoping for my shitty job to come back from China!
The Emperor has no clothes…
..and he’s Lil’ Wayne….aaaah shit!
sell sell sell sell sell sell sell
short the market/long Fubu,BET and crime
Can’t wait to get my government cheese. Go Bama!
Obama is a smart man. A good man. But he is not the right man for this country. We need a leader. We need courage. We need Homer Simpson!
So, our choices are between a chi-town thug and Homer Simpson….hmm…i guess I’d take the honest idiocy of Homer than the nefarious ‘liberation theology’ of the Chosen One.
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