iwantpie1.jpgExcept to express our total lack of surprise that the Goldman alum Treasury Secretary thinks we are a total humiliation as a nation, (or more precisely: “We have in many ways humiliated ourselves as a nation with the recent turmoil.”) and our equal lack of surprise that he does it while glaring at what must be a spot of mustard on Erin’s lapel and displaying the universal hand sign for “the count is 3 and 2 with two outs.” No, it is nothing more suggestive than that. Besides, he told us Erin is totally not his type anyhow.

Comments (43)

  1. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    Let me TARP that ass Erin!

  2. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    Right. A mustard stain.

  3. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    Erin has many charms, but a big chest isn’t one of them.

  4. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:26 PM

    He’s an ass. Seriously – completely unsuited to being Treasury Secretary. He ran an investment bank when it was EASY to make money – he has no real interest in America or the American taxpayers.
    I worry about Obama’s nominees, but I hope he really does pick someone who can clean up Paulson’s mess.
    The most cosmically unfair part of this whole thing is that by becoming Treasury Sec’y, Paulson was able to unwind ALL of his Goldman stock and put it in Treasuries without paying ANY capital gains tax. Where’s the fundamental fairness in that? Hey Hank – why not donate those winnings to help out some foreclosed upon homeowners?

  5. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:28 PM

    was Bald, one of the creators of this whole crisis? and if so, now he is ‘managing it?’

  6. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:28 PM

    wait, is he throwing out a signal to Hova?
    who knew Hank was so street….

  7. Posted by Anal_yst | November 14, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    Paulson rep’in The Rock!

  8. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Nor I suspect is her virginia as big as the triangle he’s making. You never know though.

  9. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:33 PM

    Sounds like a signal to GS to sell.

  10. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:43 PM

    Ow, My Balls!

  11. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:43 PM

    @3 She’s perfect the way she is, you pimp.

  12. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:43 PM

    This picture is shit. Whoever posted this is an ass. Gfy.

  13. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | November 14, 2008 at 3:44 PM

    Erin is a total cutie — when you guys grow up you’ll all realize that a big rack is way overrated — in fact it is the original double declining balance depreciating asset. Give me a nice thin, fit babe any day. Especially if she sports a tastefully manicured muff. Not that quasi-pedophiliac full Brazilian nonsense.

  14. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    As usual Hank is being too timid about what really needs to be done. Erin might not have the titties to justify 50cc’s of meat juice but she’s got a cute little pooper. I showed Hanky ‘two in the pink one in the stink thumb message’ but he said that was a bit much.
    SPODE

  15. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:46 PM

    If you listen very closely to the guy doing the voiceover on the Dali commercials on CNBC it’s the same dude in the gold coin commercial – unreal, he’s the only one making a buck in this economy

  16. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    OH HELLZ NO, HILLARY CLINTON MAY BE NOMINATED FOR SECRETARY OF STATE.
    - WHARTON ALL CAPS

  17. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    @3 – Anything more than a handful is a waste

  18. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    anything more than a mouthful is a waste

  19. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    Was that interview supposed to calm the markets? look, it worked.

  20. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | November 14, 2008 at 3:59 PM

    @ 17, 18
    NOW you’re talkin…

  21. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:06 PM

    @17: Anything bigger than a handful, your risking a sprained thumb.

  22. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    The Roc is in the building

  23. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:09 PM

    @19. Yup, it calmed the market the same way you calm a baby seal by clubbing it.

  24. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:11 PM

    i want to see transcripts from the hearings with hedgies yesterday kashkakakari today. can someone at dealbreaker get on that? much appreciated

  25. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:11 PM

    @13 – It’s only gay if balls touch,right?

  26. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:13 PM

    i want to see transcripts from the hearings with hedgies yesterday kashkakakari today. can someone at dealbreaker get on that? much appreciated

  27. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:14 PM

    Erin just announced she is being chartered as a Federal Savings Loan bank.

  28. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    I’m sure there must be at least one guy who has made out like a bandit trading *only* between 3:30 and 4:00 for the last 2 months.

  29. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    I see him wanting to choke a biatch

  30. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:27 PM

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  31. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    @17, 18 – Well said.

  32. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    @25 – It’s only gay if you make eye contact.

  33. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | November 14, 2008 at 4:50 PM

    @ 25, 32: this THREAD is getting gay

  34. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    Bunch of sissy fairy boys. Christ Bess, can’t you do any better than this?
    TOGFD

  35. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 5:18 PM

    @TOGFD- can you read a byline, you illiterate hick?

  36. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    Hank has Dupuytren’s contracture.

  37. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 6:12 PM

    Erin is super hot! Whoever is nailing her is so lucky a guy!

  38. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 6:32 PM

    # 37
    I’m the lucky guy..everynight..everyday except some days of the month.

  39. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 7:10 PM

    #1: BRAVO! Best comment, ever!!!

  40. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 8:12 PM

    Erin is kooky….she loves those potty jokes…

  41. Posted by guest | November 14, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    @13 – agree with you on the rack size but it can be no more than a small area rug and preferably a hardwood floor. Who likes hair in their food?

  42. Posted by guest | November 15, 2008 at 8:39 PM

    If they ain’t a “D” they ain’t for me!

  43. Posted by guest | November 17, 2008 at 5:13 AM

    obviously a mayo stain
    /am i really the first to suggest this? weak.

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