I worked for one of those larger-than-life money managers. He was always out doing interviews, marketing, etc. Then he'd blow into the trading room "Why is the market up?" or "Why is the market down?" - since he didn't bother keeping up too much.
It got to the point that the head trader one day said "More buyers than sellers" during a barely-up-50 points Dow. Funniest thing I'd ever heard but the guy bought it.
The thuggish congresswoman shakes her fist at Paulson/Bernanke street brawl style demanding why taxpayer money is not being directly handed over to deadbeats at an even more rapid pace.
Have I taken the time to tell you about Jazz Hands? Word on the street is I might be getting a pair for Christmas. If I get Jazz Hands I'm blowing the roof off this
mo to fo
like cluz to the o
pimping them bitches and Hoes
Friday night we roll
Ritalin and Redbull
For all my bros
Red fish blue fish three fish four
Doc in house and panties on the floor
OHHHHHHHH yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! BAWNEY FRAWNK IS GONNA FIGHT FO US IN WAWHINGTON....right after he's done ass-fucking that male prostitute who used his apartment as an gay prostitute's ass-fuck office...
he needs to completely shut that self-righteous trap of his....he should stop with the 'i'm the citizen's enforcer against corruption' and just go back to his sex-addicted faggish ways
Maybe the reason the country is so fucked is that our "leaders" can't spend more than five minutes asking questions of the experts and spend the first 4 pretending to show how smart they are.
Fuck all these clowns. This is a disgrace.
Anyone else notice the way Bawney Fwank was fondling that gavel?
33K would go in germany (when they sell german retail bank )
10K would go in India where they have some folks selling credit cards to folks who are marginally better than "Joe the Plumber". those C sales force haev a monthly salary for $40
10K would go away in rest of asia where they sell some dipshit and get an income of $90 per month.
all our jobs (ie $150K upwards) are safe as obamas daughters
#8 Us Deadbeats are getting ripped off by the pig-rigs from Wall Street and all Republicans who are still illegally installed in government
BTW, where's the Churchill deadbeat named Elle that owes me coupl'a trillion dollars..right Weil, Gottshalk & Manges?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:27AM
First to be scared by orange man picture
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:28AM
I worked for one of those larger-than-life money managers. He was always out doing interviews, marketing, etc. Then he'd blow into the trading room "Why is the market up?" or "Why is the market down?" - since he didn't bother keeping up too much.
It got to the point that the head trader one day said "More buyers than sellers" during a barely-up-50 points Dow. Funniest thing I'd ever heard but the guy bought it.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:28AM
His tie and his skin color match!
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:29AM
"Why do you always make that face Tony whenever I mention Mozillo?"
"I don't like orange people!"
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:31AM
We need to get rid of some of these Congressmen...they have no clue what's going on outside Washington.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:32AM
@5:
You could've stopped at "clue."
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:35AM
Why did anyone ever conduct business with His Orangeness? What about him and his appearance says "trust me"?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:35AM
The thuggish congresswoman shakes her fist at Paulson/Bernanke street brawl style demanding why taxpayer money is not being directly handed over to deadbeats at an even more rapid pace.
Ahh, democracy.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:39AM
He's wearing his NCAA Ballroom Dancing Championship ring.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:39AM
who is this guy?
i bought my first car from him...damn lemon died in a month
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:44AM
oooooompa loooompa!
Posted by Dan Daoust , Nov 18, 2008 11:46AM
Has anyone noticed that Paulson's left pinky finger is completely out of whack?
Oh, I'm watching the House Financial Services Committee hearing. Why isn't that being liveblogged? Good stuff here.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:46AM
@8
hahaha...
...just makes me think of the baby-bird picture ep used a day or two ago in a post with its mouth wide open.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:46AM
#5 I appreciate your thoroughness.
Have I taken the time to tell you about Jazz Hands? Word on the street is I might be getting a pair for Christmas. If I get Jazz Hands I'm blowing the roof off this
mo to fo
like cluz to the o
pimping them bitches and Hoes
Friday night we roll
Ritalin and Redbull
For all my bros
Red fish blue fish three fish four
Doc in house and panties on the floor
I can't wait for Jazz Hands, Bitches!
SPODE
Posted by Dan Daoust , Nov 18, 2008 11:51AM
Gary Ackerman: what district does this joker represent?
[Checks wiki...]
Shit.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:52AM
How could you not trust a guy that looks like that?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:59AM
@2 hahahahahah
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 11:59AM
Great Scott Gasbag has come back from the future.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:03PM
This is what Gaspo is going to look like in a few years and a few cannoli's
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:04PM
OHHHHHHHH yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! BAWNEY FRAWNK IS GONNA FIGHT FO US IN WAWHINGTON....right after he's done ass-fucking that male prostitute who used his apartment as an gay prostitute's ass-fuck office...
he needs to completely shut that self-righteous trap of his....he should stop with the 'i'm the citizen's enforcer against corruption' and just go back to his sex-addicted faggish ways
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:09PM
what was up with Ron Paul's diatribe? Was he advocating an international gold backed currency or suggesting we return to one?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:10PM
Maybe the reason the country is so fucked is that our "leaders" can't spend more than five minutes asking questions of the experts and spend the first 4 pretending to show how smart they are.
Fuck all these clowns. This is a disgrace.
Anyone else notice the way Bawney Fwank was fondling that gavel?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:10PM
If ToMo ever takes off his shirt there is a 50% chance someone will punch a giant straw into his back.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:11PM
Ron Paul = the only man that thinks Ron Paul is the only man that think Ron Paul is the smartest man in the world.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:11PM
so now I checked wikipedia, too. Was this guy on extreme makeover or something?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:12PM
oh, I know the answer to the foreclosure question! It's because people aren't making their mortgage payments.
Maybe I should run for office.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:13PM
CITI LAyoff details
33K would go in germany (when they sell german retail bank )
10K would go in India where they have some folks selling credit cards to folks who are marginally better than "Joe the Plumber". those C sales force haev a monthly salary for $40
10K would go away in rest of asia where they sell some dipshit and get an income of $90 per month.
all our jobs (ie $150K upwards) are safe as obamas daughters
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:15PM
@26
Wow....I completely agree with you....you should be in the Senate since you're smarter than all the clowns on that commitee of fucking idiots...
GOD SAVE US FROM THE DUMBFUCKS IN WASHINGTON...PLEASE!!!
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:22PM
@26
Wow....I completely agree with you....you should be in the Senate since you're smarter than all the clowns on that commitee of fucking idiots...
GOD SAVE US FROM THE DUMBFUCKS IN WASHINGTON...PLEASE!!!
Posted by Potable Alpha , Nov 18, 2008 12:27PM
He's such a 'Mo...
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:29PM
@5 I work in Washington, they don't have a clue what's going on here!
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:30PM
yo ang-you want i should break his nose or sumthin-hey yoos-guys-lets go take care of that guy for Ang
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:32PM
@5 I work in Washington, they don't have a clue what's going on here!
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 12:42PM
is that a clown that works at barnum and bailey circus?
He reminds of william shatner on boston legal. totally disgusting for the way he acts. this guy is probably the same way.
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 1:20PM
#8 Us Deadbeats are getting ripped off by the pig-rigs from Wall Street and all Republicans who are still illegally installed in government
BTW, where's the Churchill deadbeat named Elle that owes me coupl'a trillion dollars..right Weil, Gottshalk & Manges?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 1:21PM
Do we drug test Congress-idiots?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 2:35PM
I am a representative in the United States Congress. What is a foreclosures?
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 4:37PM
Who wouldn't trust unky Ang?? Look at those suck d*ck lips... Bawney Fink get's lost in'em
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 4:43PM
Who wouldn't trust unky Ang?? Look at those suck d*ck lips... Bawney Fink get's lost in'em
Posted by guest , Nov 18, 2008 6:49PM
Who wouldn't trust unky Ang?? Look at those suck d*ck lips... Bawney Fink get's lost in'em