Muffie Benson-Perella (muffie AT muffmarkets.com) was an Associate in the Investment Banking Division of a “Bulge Bracket” bank. She holds a B.A. in French and Art from Vassar College and an M.B.A. from Harvard Business School. She concentrated in Contemporary French Poetry at prep school where she was awarded the exclusive premiership of the school’s “French Club.” Today, Ms. Benson-Perella is the Founder and Managing Director of “Muffie on Markets” (http://www.muffmarkets.com), a deep dive into capital markets, finance and investment strategy. She is also the Founder and Managing Director of Muff Cap, LLC., an invitation only, private investment vehicle for non-existent, prestigious and accredited investors only, employing an actively managed, long-short strategy.
Many organizations found their real focus when forced underground, you know.
First!
Ugly Central
stupid
Muffie can have all the Anticox provisions she wants — I’ll still hit that wheelbarrow-style.
oh Muffie i will so see you there and you will go home with me where i’ll unleash my long only no redemptions fund on you!
so stupid
@4
Comment of the day!
“Oh, honey. The things I could do to your eyes with a coat hanger.”
why would i need a ride? the subway’s cheap
Enough with this stupid Muffie crap. We all know she doesnt exist.
This site is getting really dumb.
@10-no, just the dumbass muffie posts.
“Muffie on Markets is a central clearing house for Muffie’s many projects, interests, friends, investments and her regular advice column, “Ask Muffie.”
Muffie’s investing expertise and the various activities and investments of MuffCap, LLC., Muffie’s invitation only, private investment vehicle for prestigious and accredited investors only, can be found sprinkled throughout these pages.
Muffie on Markets also enjoys the participation of guest commentators and MuffCap, LLC’s Portfolio Managers, including:
Bess Levin
Contributor and MuffCap Portfolio Manager.
Join us for a behind the curtains tour of markets and money management!”
http://muffmarkets.com/hbs05/about/
Bess! Fess up time.
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for the billionth time. muffie is not written by bess but another female who populates this site.
so that’s what Bess Levin looks like
BMW AG (BMW.XE) said it may tap financial rescue packages in Germany and the
U.S., the Financial Times reported Tuesday. BMW interim Chief Financial
Officer Friedrich Eichiner said BMW hasn’t made a final decision about its
German finance operations joining a credit guarantee plan but the company
isn’t ruling it out. Eichiner also said BMW was thinking about its U.S.
finance business joining a U.S. rescue plan, without specifying if he meant
the Federal Reserve’s commercial paper facility or the Treasury’s $700
billion package.
Full story at
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/4145573e-aa55-11dd-897c-000077b07658.html?nclick_check=1
#12-#14 google Elizabeth Spiers
more muff!
muff-tastic
mumph,mumph mumnph on the muff.
C’mon assholes, no “too [fill in the blank], didn’t read” comments? Please, please, bring on the funny. Or how about a “mayo” shoutout.
Muffie dear,
Why do tennis players have fuzzy balls?
Kisses,
Biff
go to muff’s website- she lists some of her trades. She highlights Lehman as one of her ideas.
Can we at least not have the entire biography of muffie every time she posts
Of Muff, Imagine what I could do to you wearing my sailor outfit & and a chainsaw….
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/10/spiers.jpeg
idiot @26- the directive to google spiers was to find the new york times article taht states that muffie is FICTIONAL and spiers made it up when db first came out.
& anyone who thought otherwise has got to be wallowing in the double digit iq range. just look at the bio. in some circles, “muffy” is a euphemism for the female genitalia
If the picture is real the person is real. End of story. I believe!!!
Muffy, will you play lion with me? You bend over, growl and I’ll slip you the meat.
-BeckyBootFan
Muffie, YOU ARE BACK!!!!
This recalls to my mind the excitement of the early days of Deal Breaker. Not that this days are less exciting. God forbid. But still, it is GREAT to have you back!
at least she didn’t say anything
God, this is boring.