Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:52PM

how many hours with that spitzer bitch does that buy you?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:52PM

Ouch...

Like Henry Hill said, "$3200 for a lifetime...it wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin."

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:53PM

I'll have what he's having.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:53PM

that's really bad

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:56PM

damn i think my dogs collar is worth more than that..
- PE Baller

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:58PM

If that hot chick with the fuck me boots from HR walks straight at your desk, is that a bad thing?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:58PM

i love all the "PE hot shits" that come post on here. if you're such a big deal, why aren't you doing anything? i'm not doing anything because i work at an inv bank. you?

just confirms that the culture in finance is shit, no matter where you work.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 12:59PM

That is way less than expected. What happened to the days of 1 years full comp???

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:02PM

@10
who said it wasnt?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:02PM

Cuts in Jan was months pay per year worked plus a little.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:05PM

@9
You're too young to be that bitter. And yes were not doing too much either since you bitches won't give us leverage. So stop whining, start lending, and we'll take your frown and turn it upside down.

-PE Baller

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:05PM

@13- 90k is not a year salary for a director.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:08PM

C director got $135K min as annual

(When i was there 2 years ago)

90K sev is cool.

In MS where I work now, ED dont get that much sev

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:10PM

I would advise any left over Directors to voluntarily go and take that 90K and run away

C is going to be locked down from Monday.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:10PM

@16 Thats a joke.

Hedge fund severance is standard one year full comp.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:13PM

For anyone keeping score (like I am), ShittyBank is now worth less than CVS, Kraft, and Gilead.

They are closing in on Monsanto.

Can we have a round of applause for Pandit?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:14PM

I'm a PE MD. What's severance?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:18PM

#19 but more the GM, F or CROX

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:21PM

Don't forget it was the ABS desk. BSD - I don't think so.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:21PM

Bank Vice President

My neighbors dog made bank vice president.

Director - a bank teller on steroids

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:27PM

90K cash. dude, infinitely better than the people (if any) who will actually get bonuses, since they will most likely be in C.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:30PM

OMG just because you hate Crocs doesn't mean you have to ruin their stock price and company. They're worth 60/share as far as I'm concerned!

-Frumpy Suburban Stay at Home Mom

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:30PM

@20 I am doing your wife.. what is her name again?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:33PM

@26, 20 here, sorry dude I'm gay as Christmas but happy you enjoy my boyfriend.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:35PM

Warren Buffet was seen in the building looking for "that chick the Dealybreakers girl wrote about". Said to be looking to "invest" in her.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:41PM

Sorry should have put 2 and 2 together
PE=Gay... so obvious now

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:48PM

@29
obviously this was not the first time you scored with someone with a big adamsapple and then bragged about it..

its obvious why you are not in pe...

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 1:54PM

@30- you were the one who said that "dude I'm gay as Christmas"... it is what it is just take it like a little girl.

BTW we all know you are the help desk fruit.. just get back to fixing my PC

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:03PM

30 that was a very weak comeback

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:03PM

31 that was a very weak comeback

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:07PM

it's a gay-fest.. handbags at dawn

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:07PM

Is severance taxed? Its income, but it sure ain't no bonus.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:10PM

lol 35- nice work

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:23PM

@ 20, 26, 27, 29, 30, 31 - You guys are so tough. Talking trash anonymously on internet blogs makes you a badass for sure.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 2:30PM

maybe this ditty will cheer you up.

http://endofesq.com/?p=552

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 3:02PM

@36:

Are you really that dumb?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 3:07PM

abs? should've been -90K.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 3:12PM

So $45k after taxes, that'll cover a few months..

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 3:24PM

don't believe the $90k. vp let go in June, five years of duty got me two months base.

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 3:26PM

How long have people here been laid off? I have been jobless since March. Havent had an interview since June. haven't gotten laid since July. This is fucking sad... How are you guys holding up?

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 8:07PM

@44

I know your pain, I haven't worked since May. Golfing all summer was fun, but with Xmas bills coming up and a July-09 wedding to pay for......

Cheap laughs like reading the drivel being posted daily on this website is what keeps me going (hahaha)

Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 9:36PM

Biggest law firm in world DLA Piper makes capital call to "income partners". This is getting bad.

http://endofesq.com/?p=554

Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2008 9:56AM

My favorite is the credit extension Citi made to Ford last year. Like $14 gajillion in credit to a company that is worth like $4 gajillion. Sweet. Even sweeter, the C stock price is closing on on the Ford range quickly. I wonder if Ford drewdown on the line to pay for the jet fuel for the private plane flown to beg for more money....