Artist formerly known as a director on Citi’s asset backed desk: lump sum of $90,000.
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
MINE MINE MINE. Take that deal and run.
wham bam thank ya maam
how many hours with that spitzer bitch does that buy you?
Ouch…
Like Henry Hill said, “$3200 for a lifetime…it wasn’t even enough to pay for the coffin.”
I’ll have what he’s having.
damn i think my dogs collar is worth more than that..
- PE Baller
If that hot chick with the fuck me boots from HR walks straight at your desk, is that a bad thing?
i love all the “PE hot shits” that come post on here. if you’re such a big deal, why aren’t you doing anything? i’m not doing anything because i work at an inv bank. you?
just confirms that the culture in finance is shit, no matter where you work.
That is way less than expected. What happened to the days of 1 years full comp???
@10, no christmas bonus, haven’t ya heard?
@10
who said it wasnt?
@9
You’re too young to be that bitter. And yes were not doing too much either since you bitches won’t give us leverage. So stop whining, start lending, and we’ll take your frown and turn it upside down.
-PE Baller
@13- 90k is not a year salary for a director.
C director got $135K min as annual
(When i was there 2 years ago)
90K sev is cool.
In MS where I work now, ED dont get that much sev
I would advise any left over Directors to voluntarily go and take that 90K and run away
C is going to be locked down from Monday.
@16 Thats a joke.
Hedge fund severance is standard one year full comp.
For anyone keeping score (like I am), ShittyBank is now worth less than CVS, Kraft, and Gilead.
They are closing in on Monsanto.
Can we have a round of applause for Pandit?
I’m a PE MD. What’s severance?
#19 but more the GM, F or CROX
Don’t forget it was the ABS desk. BSD – I don’t think so.
Bank Vice President
My neighbors dog made bank vice president.
Director – a bank teller on steroids
90K cash. dude, infinitely better than the people (if any) who will actually get bonuses, since they will most likely be in C.
OMG just because you hate Crocs doesn’t mean you have to ruin their stock price and company. They’re worth 60/share as far as I’m concerned!
-Frumpy Suburban Stay at Home Mom
@26, 20 here, sorry dude I’m gay as Christmas but happy you enjoy my boyfriend.
Warren Buffet was seen in the building looking for “that chick the Dealybreakers girl wrote about”. Said to be looking to “invest” in her.
Sorry should have put 2 and 2 together
PE=Gay… so obvious now
@29
obviously this was not the first time you scored with someone with a big adamsapple and then bragged about it..
its obvious why you are not in pe…
@30- you were the one who said that “dude I’m gay as Christmas”… it is what it is just take it like a little girl.
BTW we all know you are the help desk fruit.. just get back to fixing my PC
30 that was a very weak comeback
31 that was a very weak comeback
Snap! It’s gettin’ hot in herrr!
it’s a gay-fest.. handbags at dawn
Is severance taxed? Its income, but it sure ain’t no bonus.
lol 35- nice work
maybe this ditty will cheer you up.
http://endofesq.com/?p=552
@36:
Are you really that dumb?
abs? should’ve been -90K.
So $45k after taxes, that’ll cover a few months..
don’t believe the $90k. vp let go in June, five years of duty got me two months base.
How long have people here been laid off? I have been jobless since March. Havent had an interview since June. haven’t gotten laid since July. This is fucking sad… How are you guys holding up?
@44
I know your pain, I haven’t worked since May. Golfing all summer was fun, but with Xmas bills coming up and a July-09 wedding to pay for……
Cheap laughs like reading the drivel being posted daily on this website is what keeps me going (hahaha)
Biggest law firm in world DLA Piper makes capital call to “income partners”. This is getting bad.
http://endofesq.com/?p=554
My favorite is the credit extension Citi made to Ford last year. Like $14 gajillion in credit to a company that is worth like $4 gajillion. Sweet. Even sweeter, the C stock price is closing on on the Ford range quickly. I wonder if Ford drewdown on the line to pay for the jet fuel for the private plane flown to beg for more money….