Listen, ladies. I know you think things are prettay prettay prettay bad these days but you are dead wrong. Here’s why– right now, at a certain financial services firm in midtown one brave young solider is taking part in a vending machine challenge. One of everything, 2-6. We’re told he’s halfway done, having “blazed” through the Sun Chips “like a hot knife through butter” and “squashed the Lays like an ant.”
F___ being first
Bump up that cholesterol to go along with your blood pressure.
Hahaha! Nice spreadsheet. thx for posting Bess – made my fucking day!
WOOHOOO
Something to be proud of!
Four more years of Dick & Bush!!!!!
Too long; didn’t read. com.
I thought people had to wear ties in NYC.
/wears a tie in SoCal
What, no Brawndo?
live-blogging please!!
Dick Fuld is celebrating hs recent art sales….
You should have eaten financial shares in your retirement fund account as called for at the blog below where the world best market timer is there to give you just bottoms (and tops where you should offload on dumb money like the guy eating chips).
Link below (while there also check the nailing of October 10, 16, 24, and today November 13 bottom). Check also the election day top. He nailed it as well.
http://financialtraders.blogspot.com/2008/11/financials-eft-xlf-fidelity-select.html
Dick…
live-blogging please!!
@7
vending machine challenge –clearly a game for Ops monkeys
hence the lack of a tie…
Thats alota Nature’s Valley in 1 vending machine, can’t see that working out well…
Too bad you limit it to people in NYC, because taking that list down in 4 hours is easy.
But good luck to this guy.
Who made that spreadsheet on their Mac?
Obviously the SmartFood doesn’t work.
Does he have the first year associate numbers?
What firm is this?
@19 hahaha!
i bet those are just nutrition facts per serving. theres probably more than one serving in each item
and seriously… a mac?! you cant even atl e s v anything
90/100/110 confirmed.
What the fuck happened in the market? Relief rally because Waxman didn’t ass-rape Griffin et al on Capitol Hill?
Devil Dogs…those are huge! Get Artie Lange in there…he’ll do it and wash it down with a 6 pack of Hawaiian Punch.
Calm yourselves. It was made in Excel, I had to convert it for the picture.
is this a joke? That’s less calories than a frappicino. Be a man, empty the machine!
He downs a reese’s you take down two snickers he eats a snickers you down two apple pies. THAT’s the Chicago and that’s how we’re going to beat him.
The stock market is broken. Seriously.
@7 and 14…so you morons think you only go tie-less in ops?
What are you tools…residential real estate brokers at Coldwell Banker?
Sincerely,
Buy side associate who only wears ties for client meetings
The stock market is broken. Seriously.
Bess, Bess, Bess…
Those snacks don’t have 5.4 kilos of sodium. They don’t have 5.4 kilos of anything.
Ouchie.
chill out 29… were you short at the end of the day?
its just a joke I also came from a firm where everyone who didn’t have a client face meeting went tie-less
but why such a harsh defense of operations if you’re a “buy-side associate” (which means what btw?)?
-14
about 30 items, those bags average about 350 calories…. 10,500 calories, enough to feed an analyst for an entire workweek.
Won’t you think of the starving lehmanites? Oh the humanity.
is morgan stanley still going biz casual or are we talking barcleh’s?
Don’t get the sweet and salty nutz bar stuck in your throat
Don’t get the sweet and salty nutz bar stuck in your throat
Don’t get the sweet and salty nutz bar stuck in your throat
buy side associate = accepting no gain on your investments if the gov will bail you out
shut up PE hacks. your job is next.
@31: Maybe that last item is really a Combo-flavored pizza
My guess is he’s going to need a government bailout… ON THE TOILET!!!
My guess is he’s going to need a government bailout… ON THE TOILET!!!
Can we have an update on how is doing?
Also, they’re not “Cape Code” chips. Until this guy hits the bathroom, in which case someone will need to call a Code 13.
–31.
Don’t know what a code 13 is? Check here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
that screen shot is from a mac. weaksauce.
@43. Here is the new code 13.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4
If he has that much time to eat and that little for food, he must be in sales.
Actually, you’ll be surprised. Vending machine food gets pretty expensive. It really adds up.
I bet he shits a bearcat with claws.
They’d better reserve the whole mens room just for him. Give the kid two plungers. He’ll probably crack the bowl, but he’ll be on CNBC tomorrow as a hero.
Makes me kinda hungry
Vending machines are so sell-side
He didn’t make it, he had 6 snacks left….
38 – its PE baller here, now on all fours you little bitch and prepare to get pumped.
don’t run your mouth about things that are out of you league – if you would send your cv to a PE firm they would think you were applying for an executive assistant position. and you know it. bitch.