Let this be a lesson to you, girls. It's pretty bleak out there and I know that in these tough times, many of you are weighing your coping options. A. Nab an alternative revenue stream by booking hookers for pay or b. Saying fuck it, I don't have it in me to become a junkie whore, so I'll just start fucking whores. Go with the latter! Whereas our former governor got off once again for his part in Prostie-Gate, Tanya Hollander, the woman who arranged meet-ups between escorts and customers, including those of Ashley Dupre and Eliot Spitzer, has been sentenced to one year of probation."
Spitzer Travel Agent/Trollop Handler Gets A Year
Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 25, 2008, 11:56am
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Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 11:57AM
Not the First
with Aslee Dupree
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 11:58AM
Not the First
with Ashlee Dupree
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:02PM
Too Dupree; didn't read.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:03PM
A Dupre is hot.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:05PM
Congenial visits anyone?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:08PM
Spitzer does incredible work for the community and it's a good thing he didn't go to jail so he may continue his contribution to all.
Now for Tanya, she's evil and deserved a lot more. It's time we start locking up all suppliers of crime. 7-11 guy selling Squishees to people who rape and pillage, you're going down motherfucker.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:08PM
WTF Bess...kind of a misleading headline. I was swelling up with a fiery indignation and then...probation...
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:09PM
the whole thing is whore-ible
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:12PM
#8- Another awesome comment from almighty guest.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:12PM
Picture please. Is she hot?
And how come it's always a madam that gets popped? I don't know the biz but don't some pimps make it to the top?
Posted by mj , Nov 25, 2008 12:13PM
Trollop is a word that just isnt used enough.
@5, conjugal visits u mean?
@4, No
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:15PM
Is that probation or a good probing?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:15PM
Another lesson for girls...
http://www.theagitator.com/2008/11/23/woman-may-lose-home-over-decade-old-blowjob/
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:15PM
Dupre downgraded to sell from mkt perform following 20/20
Posted by Headless Horseman , Nov 25, 2008 12:20PM
....former governor got off once again....
Bess - you sure know how to pull my strings. Bravo!
Posted by mj , Nov 25, 2008 12:20PM
@14 - Conviction Sell
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:24PM
Is the woman a wideclops? Please confirm ASAP.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:26PM
Across 110th Street,
Pimps trying to catch a woman that's weak
Across 110th Street,
Pushers won't let the junkie go free.
Across 110th Street,
Woman trying to catch a trick on the street.
Across 110th Street,
You can find it all in the street
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:31PM
18 you been north of 110 lately? There are $3 million brownstones, $600,000 one bedroom condos and it seems like branches of duane reade, BofA and Wachovia on every other corner.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:32PM
@8, that was on par with Magilla Gorilla
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:34PM
Maybe that's how I'll know when I've made it - when I have staff to book my hookers for me, rather than having to do it myself....
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 12:39PM
@19...Harlem is a shit hole. You can push the gentrification idea all you want it is still a shit hole.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 1:26PM
It's about time Spitzer starts an International Escort Service to ensure an un-interrupted flow of seamen through the indian ocean.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 2:10PM
Not a wideclops at all, not hideous but just plain:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/hooker-booker_gets_probation.html
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2008 8:38PM
@6,
Are you being facetious? Yeah, you must be... Sorry, I'm an idiot for asking, we all know that Spitz is a jack-ass; crying at press conferences? Please.
Posted by guest , Nov 26, 2008 11:48AM
Spitzer to seek out Dupree and confess his love for her. The two will wed. in Westchester next year.
Please dont start the rumor that Spitzer does this so he can get laid cheap now that he lost his job.
They will have a beatiful family, his children will look like Blankfein, Schwartz,Weill....