• 25 Nov 2008 at 11:56 AM

Spitzer Travel Agent/Trollop Handler Gets A Year

By Bess Levin

animated siren gif animated siren gif animated siren gif drudge report.GIFLet this be a lesson to you, girls. It’s pretty bleak out there and I know that in these tough times, many of you are weighing your coping options. A. Nab an alternative revenue stream by booking hookers for pay or b. Saying fuck it, I don’t have it in me to become a junkie whore, so I’ll just start fucking whores. Go with the latter! Whereas our former governor got off once again for his part in Prostie-Gate, Tanya Hollander, the woman who arranged meet-ups between escorts and customers, including those of Ashley Dupre and Eliot Spitzer, has been sentenced to one year of probation.”

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    Not the First
    with Aslee Dupree

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    Not the First
    with Ashlee Dupree

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    Too Dupree; didn’t read.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:03 PM

    A Dupre is hot.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    Congenial visits anyone?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    Spitzer does incredible work for the community and it’s a good thing he didn’t go to jail so he may continue his contribution to all.
    Now for Tanya, she’s evil and deserved a lot more. It’s time we start locking up all suppliers of crime. 7-11 guy selling Squishees to people who rape and pillage, you’re going down motherfucker.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    WTF Bess…kind of a misleading headline. I was swelling up with a fiery indignation and then…probation…

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    the whole thing is whore-ible

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    #8- Another awesome comment from almighty guest.
    SPODE

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    Picture please. Is she hot?
    And how come it’s always a madam that gets popped? I don’t know the biz but don’t some pimps make it to the top?

  11. 11
    Posted by mj | November 25, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    Trollop is a word that just isnt used enough.
    @5, conjugal visits u mean?
    @4, No

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    Is that probation or a good probing?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    Another lesson for girls…
    http://www.theagitator.com/2008/11/23/woman-may-lose-home-over-decade-old-blowjob/

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    Dupre downgraded to sell from mkt perform following 20/20

  15. 15
    Posted by Headless Horseman | November 25, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    ….former governor got off once again….
    Bess – you sure know how to pull my strings. Bravo!

  16. 16
    Posted by mj | November 25, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    @14 – Conviction Sell

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    Is the woman a wideclops? Please confirm ASAP.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:26 PM

    Across 110th Street,
    Pimps trying to catch a woman that’s weak
    Across 110th Street,
    Pushers won’t let the junkie go free.
    Across 110th Street,
    Woman trying to catch a trick on the street.
    Across 110th Street,
    You can find it all in the street

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    18 you been north of 110 lately? There are $3 million brownstones, $600,000 one bedroom condos and it seems like branches of duane reade, BofA and Wachovia on every other corner.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    @8, that was on par with Magilla Gorilla

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    Maybe that’s how I’ll know when I’ve made it – when I have staff to book my hookers for me, rather than having to do it myself….

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    @19…Harlem is a shit hole. You can push the gentrification idea all you want it is still a shit hole.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 1:26 PM

    It’s about time Spitzer starts an International Escort Service to ensure an un-interrupted flow of seamen through the indian ocean.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 2:10 PM

    Not a wideclops at all, not hideous but just plain:
    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/11/hooker-booker_gets_probation.html

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2008 at 8:38 PM

    @6,
    Are you being facetious? Yeah, you must be… Sorry, I’m an idiot for asking, we all know that Spitz is a jack-ass; crying at press conferences? Please.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | November 26, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    Spitzer to seek out Dupree and confess his love for her. The two will wed. in Westchester next year.
    Please dont start the rumor that Spitzer does this so he can get laid cheap now that he lost his job.
    They will have a beatiful family, his children will look like Blankfein, Schwartz,Weill….

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