I mean seriously though, can’t you come up with a better pit to shoot yourself in than the interest rate futures pit? I thought everyone knew that the big fortunes are won and lost in the Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice pit. And, folks, if you are going to shoot yourself on a floor at all, please finish the job the first time, right?
Trader shoots himself at Brazil financial exchange [Reuters]
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C’mon EP – don’t do me dirty. Where’s my hat tip…it’s been shit fuck day – though I won’t shoot myself in the men’s lavatory if you don’t but i’m just sayin’…
– Commander Bear
I guess he had no interest in his future.
What a considerat chum…didn’t even contribute to an unemployment uptick while simultaneously creating another job opening for some of New York’s newly unemployed.
@2 nicely done.
considerat”e”
He was unable on a “fill or kill” order.
sounds like an owen wilson cry for help. i mean who shoots himself in the chest?
Shit – this kid over on Kos is about there himself, seriously:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/11/16/20299/740/19/662042
People are trying to him out, but it sounds grim. everyone is getting screwed royal – I wonder if Obama will step up and stop this crap – people are desperate!
http://tinyurl.com/5g4yjm
Why are we paying the banks to foreclose on people who have the ability to pay at current 30y fixed market rates?
Does anyone know if this trader was getting pressured into a shortsale on his Manhattan spread?
Or was it a foreclosue notice on the family’s CT homestead?
Mortimer, SELL I said, sell. Mortimer? what’re you doing with that antique dulling pistol, you know that’s a priceless Duke family heirloom, Mortime….. oh jesus.
He went short life:
http://hobochili.org/chili/?p=105
wow – everyday, financials can go down 5-10%
Wow. That was an obvious cry for attention. A real man spins the chamber, takes a shot of Stoli, and points it to the temple…
…Do it Hank. It’s your only way out…
Must’ve stung a bit. Bet his wife will still give him grief “Hi honey! Did you make a killing today?…no?…my mom was right, you’re a failure!”
He shorted himself…in the chest. Gasbag, you’re a TOOL!
@8
It was, “BUY Mortimer! BUY!”
If he had Jazz Hands this never would’ve happened.
SPODE
Over 15 posts and STILL no “full brazilian” comment…
You guys growing up or something??
He must have traded in DI Futures
He should have waited for Akeem to drop him a bag of money
Now even the Grim Reaper can’t close a deal?
For #16
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing
And I thought Wikipedia was a G rated sight.
G what I wouldn’t give to get my Jazz Hands on that.
SPODE
What does Itau and the Charlies Angels have in common? Brazilians and loaded handguns
Now that is what I call a peach
Fuck SPODE! I’m tired and didn’t realize that link was NSFW.
You should really ask Wiki to take down that pick of your sister.
BOOM.
He couldn’t even kill himself properly. How good of a trader could he possibly be?
doesn”t this guy know you gotta shoot in the mouth or temple?
in the chest? what a buffoon
damn…. he must have lost over Brazilian dollars.
Damn this guy! The next firm to do cost cutting is likely to ask for just this sort of “voluntary reduction-in-force” versus “announced layoffs”. Better PR if the lagging performers just off themselves than forcing all that bothersome unpleasantness for the H.R. Department…
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