• 20 Nov 2008 at 9:30 AM

The Bitch Is Back

By Bess Levin

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I thought it was just a “Prince” fetish but no. Turns out Alwaleed wants to be buried with this thing. And you know what? I dig it.
Saudi prince to boost stake in Citigroup [CNN Money]

Comments (28)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:35 AM

    looks like my friday night

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:37 AM

    You make kitty scared!!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    that mole on his chin reminds me of claudia schiffer

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    Seriously if there wasn’t anything to say you coulda made the pic a bit smaller.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    He looks like the maitre’d from Chez Quis in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    That’s one helluva mole.

  7. 7
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | November 20, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    C’mon, 5! That’s the best part!

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:42 AM

    moley moley moley….just want to rip it off…chop it off and make some guacamole.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:42 AM

    looks like the picture from the cover of a shitty autobiography. On lacking completely irrelevant title to make the author seem noble instead of the shit eating egomaniac he really is.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:44 AM

    Handsome for an in-bred Royal, really. Maybe this will save Citi:
    http://yourmortgageoryourlife.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/a-foreclosure-solution-so-simple-it-would-work/
    Citi will break up – I called that one last summer – they are one hell of a deal at $6 – if you can afford to have your money do nothing for the next three years – but then you will be one of those people who can say ‘I bought Citi at $6!”

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:45 AM

    @5- fuck off
    @10- um, how is this title irrelevant? it perfectly sums up the situation. also, blow a goat.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    Nice Wedding Crashers reference

  13. 13
    Posted by Anal_yst | November 20, 2008 at 9:52 AM

    Is that Gunther (you touch my tra-la-la)?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 10:00 AM

    this guy is going to ride this into the dirt

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 10:22 AM

    @9 Awesome, totally awesome.
    SPODE

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 10:24 AM

    Here’s some mole porn.
    http://www.cs.nsw.gov.au/cancer/sgog/assets/Mole.jpg

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    @12 I was referring to the genre of books with shitty titles that make the author/subject seem noble, ie, Carly Firoina’s “Tough Choices” and the book about Sandy Weil “Tearing Down The Walls”. This picture looks like the cover picture for a book with one of those types of titles. I can see him writing a book one day titles “Prince of Citi” or some other shitty ass title

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    I’m Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell’s wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I’m… I’m the wart. She’s my tumor. My… my growth. My… uh, my pimple. I’m Uncle Wart. Just old Buck “Wart” Russell. That’s what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They’ll call me that. “Melanoma Head’s coming.” I’m s… uncle! Maisy Russell’s uncle!

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 11:40 AM

    Heres a quarter. Why dont you go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    Subject: *SOMALI PIRATES APPLY TO BECOME BANK TO ACCESS TARP
    *SOMALI PIRATES APPLY TO BECOME BANK TO ACCESS TARP
    *PAULSON: TARP PIRATE EQUITY IS AN `INVESTMENT,’ WILL PAY OFF
    *KASHKARI SAYS `SOMALI PIRATES ARE ‘FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND’ ‘
    *Moody’s upgrade Somali Pirates to AAA
    *HUD SAYS SOMALI DHOW FORECLOSURE PROGRAM HAD `VERY LOW’
    PARTIC PATION
    *SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSION TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK
    *FED OFFICIALS: AGGRESSIVE EASING WOULD CUT SOMALI PIRATE RISK
    *FED
    AGREED OCT. 29 TO TAKE `WHATEVER STEPS’ NEEDED FOR SOMALI
    PIRATES

  21. 21
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | November 20, 2008 at 11:55 AM

    @ 20 — classic John Candy. wtf flick was that from?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    @21, unbelievable

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    Is this the artist formerly known as Prince?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    Alwaleed needs to merge with Prince in order to survive.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 12:58 PM

    My name is Uncle Buck, and I’m here to

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    @22, both 19 & 20 are from ‘Uncle Buck’

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    Cue classic Prince track “I Would Die For You”

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2008 at 7:58 PM

    why are jews scared of anyone with a moustache ? now now … not all moustachious are alike

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