Big day ahead, people, and you know it's going to be a good one 'cause the opening bell was rung by a maker of breast implants and liposuction accoutrement. Stay tuned.
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Posted by guest , Nov 13, 2008 9:36AM
First to put my johnson between the fake cans
Posted by Tau , Nov 13, 2008 9:39AM
@1:
That looks like a penis - only smaller.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 13, 2008 9:41AM
If that's not a sign of buoyency, I dunno what is!
Posted by guest , Nov 13, 2008 9:46AM
I'm a OB/GYN. What's a pussy?
Posted by guest , Nov 13, 2008 9:48AM
Bess - please post pictures of the man's satisfied customers. Thank you.
-- Chairman of JUGGS
Posted by guest , Nov 13, 2008 10:04AM
So, free titty-fucks to the one who comes closest to naming dow's close today?
Posted by Dan Daoust , Nov 13, 2008 10:09AM
That's a good omen. I can feel it in my boner.
Posted by guest , Nov 13, 2008 10:30AM
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Posted by guest , Nov 13, 2008 10:35AM
store-bought hooters are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. also, beer and hookers.
Posted by guest , Nov 13, 2008 11:28AM
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