• 13 Nov 2008 at 9:30 AM

This One Goes Out To You, Big Guy

By Bess Levin

Big day ahead, people, and you know it’s going to be a good one ’cause the opening bell was rung by a maker of breast implants and liposuction accoutrement. Stay tuned.

Comments (10)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 9:36 AM

    First to put my johnson between the fake cans

  2. 2
    Posted by Tau | November 13, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    @1:
    That looks like a penis – only smaller.

  3. 3
    Posted by Anal_yst | November 13, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    If that’s not a sign of buoyency, I dunno what is!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    I’m a OB/GYN. What’s a pussy?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 9:48 AM

    Bess – please post pictures of the man’s satisfied customers. Thank you.
    – Chairman of JUGGS

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    So, free titty-fucks to the one who comes closest to naming dow’s close today?

  7. 7
    Posted by Dan Daoust | November 13, 2008 at 10:09 AM

    That’s a good omen. I can feel it in my boner.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    ( . )( . )

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    store-bought hooters are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. also, beer and hookers.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 11:28 AM

    8040

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