• 13 Nov 2008 at 9:30 AM

This One Goes Out To You, Big Guy

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Big day ahead, people, and you know it’s going to be a good one ’cause the opening bell was rung by a maker of breast implants and liposuction accoutrement. Stay tuned.

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    Comments (10)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 9:36 AM

      First to put my johnson between the fake cans

    2. 2
      Posted by Tau | November 13, 2008 at 9:39 AM

      @1:
      That looks like a penis – only smaller.

    3. 3
      Posted by Anal_yst | November 13, 2008 at 9:41 AM

      If that’s not a sign of buoyency, I dunno what is!

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 9:46 AM

      I’m a OB/GYN. What’s a pussy?

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 9:48 AM

      Bess – please post pictures of the man’s satisfied customers. Thank you.
      – Chairman of JUGGS

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 10:04 AM

      So, free titty-fucks to the one who comes closest to naming dow’s close today?

    7. 7
      Posted by Dan Daoust | November 13, 2008 at 10:09 AM

      That’s a good omen. I can feel it in my boner.

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 10:30 AM

      ( . )( . )

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 10:35 AM

      store-bought hooters are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. also, beer and hookers.

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | November 13, 2008 at 11:28 AM

      8040

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