Jeb Mason, the Treasury’s liaison to businesses. [NYT]
Earlier: Treasury Porn
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Jeb Mason, the Treasury’s liaison to businesses. [NYT]
Earlier: Treasury Porn
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ghey
Looks exactly like Matthew McConaughey in Lonestar.
Bess, please, no brokeback mountain fantasies.
Not right now.
Too TARPed, can’t think
too texas, didn’t read
Brokeback Mountain of MBS default
All hat, no cattle.
What hole did they smoke this one out of?
7, hilarious
And the money quote from the article: ““I was telling a friend, ‘this must have been how the Politburo felt,’ ” he said.”
Exactly.
My effort: “Let me wrangle your TARP, cowboy…”
How bout one without his shirt. We haven’t seen beef since Phelps and before that Tanner. GAnalYst
“Jeb is like the customer service agent at Verizon when the power lines go down,”
What a pleasant analogy. This whole thing is beyond ridiculous at this point.
@ganalyst:http://dealbreaker.com/2008/09/caption-contest-wednesday-trea.php
Beef Supreme
Sir, I would love to get into your pants after I scrounge through your wallet for my sugar daddy Paulson.
Jeb the Hillbilly is managing who gets what? This is just hilarious. He probably has a phat lipper on at his desk right now. We are all screwed…..
Bout time the fixed this right. I mean seriously, Neel Kashkari?!?! They really thought he was going to work? A whole fleet of Ferraris wouldn’t get me to do him without a box of rohypnol…
12 Thanks for that. Forgot about the Paulson beef. An honest mistake though. That would be like having dirty thoughts about your father. GAnalYst
Where’s Larry Craig now that the 14th floor BSC bathroom has changed hands?
Is the hat like a Kenny Chesney thing, like underneath he’s balder than The Bald?!
Is the hat like a Kenny Chesney thing, like underneath he’s balder than The Bald?!
Jeb? Really? Shouldn’t he be out in TX “shootin’ for some food and lookin’ for a bubblin’ crude?!?”
Name that line…
Some 32 year old puke that worked for Rove is going to pick who gets the guvmint cheese? Please.
I miss capitalism. We are becoming the Japs circa 1980/90s.
@22
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
I agree with ya.
Buffett where are you? You said we’d all make money off this in the LT…what gives?
Also, #22, Jap is not the preferred nomenclature. Rice-eating goldfish-tenders, please!
22,
Been there, done that (killin’ it kimono-style). http://tinyurl.com/5pyvsj
try “Nip” (short for Nippon)… we all know Bess would get angry with all this haphazard, ill-applied JAP-ing going on… ;)
@24:
Mr. Buffet is down $9bn shorting puts into The Depression II (sponsored by E*Trade).
Looks like they’re gonna need to rent one of those Sea World trucks to carry him out.
Jeb, whose Nephew are you? You look about as useful as tits on a bull!
21: Beverly Hillbillies. “Then one day he was shooting for some food/And up from the ground come a’bubbling crude.”
@21, 30 Oil, that is… Black gold… Texas Tea…
BWAHAHAHA!!! Bareback Cowboy is on the job!!! W00t!!!
{ring}
{skank opens door}
JEB: you look like you could use a TARP..
Skank: yeah, I have a hole in my balance sheet that needs filling…
{cue porn music}
it’s only the IDEA of MATT in Lonestar!