10:46: Selling Short S&P 500 index futures now @ 851.75
News before the mic cracks: Paul Volcker will chair Obama’s Council of Economic Advisers Economic Recovery Advisory Board.
They figured out that it would be better not to have a specific time to start the daily Obama announcement, so when they miss it we can’t make fun of them for it.
10:47: And… begin.
10:51: What do I have to do in order to get into one of Obama’s cool non-cabinet level, totally powerless clubs?
CNBC has the right idea. They are posting the Dow figures right next to Obama live. Did they do that last time?
The Obama people have also figured out to keep Obama’s segment short. That is killing our index short theory. Ugh.
Q. Does the Bush Administration suck?
A. Yep. I am focused on the middle class worker. I’m going to create a team to implement my plans.
Q. Hey, is this weekend going to be busy at the malls?
A. I’m going to the mall, baby. The rest of you all are going to be pinched.
Q. How are you going to pay for all your programs? What specifically are you going to cut to pay for it? Also, what’s with this Volcker thing? Where is our change? (Wow, who let this guy in the room? They have started using McCain’s screeners I guess).
A. Whoa, nelly. How many questions are you asking? Look, there aren’t any democrats worth appointing who haven’t spent years in Washington. Volcker hasn’t even been in government in years, sheesh, where have you been all this time? Ok, that’s it. Happy Thanksgiving.
Covered theoretical short @ 853.75. (-2 points). Hmmm, this short government speech thesis requires government officials to babble more than Obama has. Give him this, he learns quick. He got killed for his first press conference.
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Breaking News!
Wideclops chosen as White House Intern!
In other news:
The Federal Acronym Clearinghouse has established another lending facility this morning. The new facility with have the acronym F.U.P.A., and will be lead by Michelle Obama.
Just FYI, Volcker will not chair the Council of Economic Advisors, that’s Christina Romer. He will chair the new Economic Recovery Advisory Board.
So just to get it straight, there is now the Council of Economic Advisors, the National Economic Council, and the Economic Recovery Advisory Board…and that’s just in the White House! So not counting the um, Treasury Department. And the er, Federal Reserve.
the mkt likes uncle june?
i thought they hated him
>>one of Obama’s cool non-cabinet level, totally powerless clubs?
as opposed to the cabinet itself, another totally powerless club?
Another episode of The Empty Suit: Tune in as prez-elect states the obvious. again.
Can he just get his own cable channel already. I know its a holiday week and all but man oh man he is tedious.
BHO not as much fun to watch as GWB. Too well spoken.
You are idiots.
This is what a leader looks like, talks like and how one thinks.
You decide. Let Citi fail? No – I guess not. Shoot Fuld in the face? Yea – sounds good.
It is a bunch of shit options to shit situations. Fuck all of you. The man is dancing as fast as he can – and he aint even sweating.
@EP
Out of curiousity, who did you vote for?
Nader?
@9 he’s not even in the club yet. can dance all he wants while waiting in line
EP wrote in Clay Aiken.
Was that guy with the bad hair piece on again? I want that look……..
@11- Well your just a doorman, DOORMAN!!
He just used the term “Group Think” … Irving Janus ..
SMAHTEST president EVAH.
PS – GFY.
I love how Fox and the left are both bitching about Clinton retreads. WAAAAY-IT! You promised change! This isn’t change. We love semantics.
Where anyone with less to prove would say – change means getting us out of this mess – that will take experience AND new ideas. the appointments reflect an understanding that it takes both .. so fuck you and shut up you stupid, divisive, partisan-mongering press.
PS-GFY2
Goolsbee is the most ignorant slut on the planet. I do believe he was licking Spunk-Elect off his lips that entire speech. God help us.
i have never heard anyone talk so much and say so little. BO tops Greenspan for obfuscation.
“@EP
Out of curiousity, who did you vote for?
Nader?”
I don’t vote in the U.S.
Though he really needs to stop referring to GWB as a honky jive turkey, its getting offensive
@11
Clearly you are not paying attention. Haven’t you heard? There is only ONE POTUS – have you seen anyone else trying to lead?
ep, is that you silently deleting “first!”-type comments? BTW, what is the comment policy here? I can never get the link to work.
-Not #1
dy-no-mite!
Does he still have the “Office of the President Elect” sign? I wonder how many years he’s been carrying that around and hoping.
@19 -EP
“I don’t vote in the U.S.”
Figures. This explains your love of everything Euro.
How is modernizing health care and public schools going to jump start the economy in his first 100 days?
@ 16
please read 18
@27
tldr
On its face–and mid Bush created crisis, where some $7 trillion in loans, guarantees were offered by Feds- fixing education or healthcare in first 100 days seems off point.
But if one could make progress on healthcare, it does remove a lot of economic worries on the low end. In theory, with Americans being huge spenders, if their healthcare becomes more affordable, it frees up cash for further spending, and makes them psychologically disposed towards spending (since one major worry is removed).
@26: Don’t worry scrote. There are plenty of ‘tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now.
Who’s Goolsby? I’m High-Pitch.
@30
Sweet. More references to Idiocracy needed. President-Elect Comacho is gonna fix all problems with the dead crops and all that starvin and subprime bullshit. He’s got a so-loooo-shun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkGCwgWW3_U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQGsdjHTxsQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js0sy-Mq58U
@30
Sweet. More references to Idiocracy needed. President-Elect Comacho is gonna fix all problems with the dead crops and all that starvin and subprime bullshit. He’s got a so-loooo-shun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkGCwgWW3_U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQGsdjHTxsQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js0sy-Mq58U
“Figures. This explains your love of everything Euro.”
You managed to demonstrate how little you know about me quite well here.
EP so happy that you’re also European, I already thought you have an air of old world class over you. And the colonies should STFU when a European speaks – all your ancestors were chased out of europe or dragged out of other places and that did not happen because they were so succesful there.
Long Europe, short the colonies.
“EP so happy that you’re also European….”
I never said anything of the kind.
Mysterious. Hope you’re not Canadian since Canada is basically the US’ colony, which is like being someones dog’s dog. ouch.
@ EP.
Nil sapientiae odiosius acumine nimio.
My guess: you are from the US, but you don’t vote here. You never said you did vote anywhere else.
No one cares about witty comments. In a world where the wrong tie can ruin your chances it was folly to think that these employers were looking for unique and interesting. They are looking for worker bees. Worker bees with the potential to be managing directors one day, sure, but today, worker bees. It was definitely an employer’s market.
No one cares about witty comments. In a world where the wrong tie can ruin your chances it is folly to think that these employers are looking for unique and interesting. They are looking for worker bees. Worker bees with the potential to be managing directors one day, sure, but today, worker bees. It is definitely an employer’s market.
@EP
“You managed to demonstrate how little you know about me quite well here.”
Canadian? Got a thing for hockey & maple syrup?
Can I get a hint?
Bitches, PE Baller here, don’t want to spoil your mood bu EP like me is in PE and you guys are not so remember:
you may have a big mouth on the message board but if we ever meet in real life your MD probably won’t even let you look us in the eye.
- PEB
Play the lawyer layoff game
http://endofesq.com/?p=596
bho = moozlem
What does Don Peebles think?
29/ finnegan-
How, exactly, is the governemnt going to make healthcare more affordable? Is it going to magically produce more doctors, nurses, MRI’s, hospitals?
If you take the amount of doctors in the country as fixed, by making healthcare “more affordable” you’re saying that you going to take time from the patients doctors are currently seeing and give that time to other patients. But there are only so many doctors. If I try, right now, to make an appointment with a family practice doctor, i’m looking at a week or so (at least) before i can get an appointment. I took my friend to Lennox Hill for a minor accident and he was there for over 12 hours to get an X-ray. In canada, where healthcare is provided by the gov’t, if you want a hip replacement you’re on a two-year waiting list. Even if gov’t throws all the money it wants at healthcare, there are only so many doctors. More gov’t in healthcare = gross inefficiency and long waiting periods.
Michelle Caruso Cabrera in fck me boots, white no less.
@47 Your problem is that you are employing logic in your argument..liberals and Demos do not use logic .. they are dreamers.. like little children thet just want things to be better with out any understanding of how to make it so…when things aren’t perfect they blame the system..daddy government.
EP is Canadian. Or she is a Chinese foreign national. Or…ah, forget it.
“Can I get a hint?”
You spend too much time on message boards…?
I caught MCC in those white boots as well… I used to like her but lately she seems to be getting VERY full of herself, always injecting some “gotcha” type bullshit into the dialogue.. she’s not nearly as smart as she thinks she is. At the very least, she should be smart enough to realize she wasn’t hired to be heard from.
Career Suggestion in Two Words Michelle: plunging neckline
I don’t care if EP is a European or a knuckledragger from Long Island who doesn’t vote. “She” is a fiction and until the veil of confidential identity is dropped, I don’t read anything written by EP except as entertaining drivel.
A. “She” is not in private equity. If she was, she’s been fired. If she is, she discloses so much confidential information her blog that she will be fired.
B. If she is in PE, then she’s talking up her book on this website. That means she should be accorded NO credibility. When Einhorn speaks, at least we know where he’s short and can guage for ourselves if he’s talking straight or trying to argue a position that will financially benefit him. Not true of EP.
“I don’t read anything written by EP except as entertaining drivel.”
That’s the spirit!
@52 Are you Chazz?
Did anyone else this morning catch how Chazz says he’s done with CNBC?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
-KOKE RATIGAN
Posted by ep, Nov 26, 2008 12:38PM
“Can I get a hint?”
You spend too much time on message boards…?
Big Flavor Flav wooooooooooowwwww.
EP is Asian of the Chinese persuasion.
Isn’t EP just plain oriental in her/his sexual orientation?
Will there be a test? Cause I can cram.
Equity Private oughta get advanced to PFC by now…
Chazz yesterday: Rubin is an asshole, somebody close to the situation told me.
Chazz minutes later: I don’t know of what I speak about Rubin. I’m out of here.
@47 – I am Canadian, and your “two year wait for hip replacement” comment is complete and utter bullshit. Median wait time in Ontario, where over 1/3rd of Canadians live, is five months. I’m able to see my GP on one day’s notice. The biggest complaint up here is long waits in Emergency, which – surprise! – is also the largest complaint about service levels in the US as well. (And, as a traffic engineer, I understand that problem – you can’t forecast ahead of time the number or the severity of injuries that are going to arrive, so it’s impossible to predict how much staff you’ll need on hand to deal with them, and with tight budgets, no hospital is going to overstaff ER.)
Oh, and you might want to check out the solvency of Canadian banks; since most of them still understand the term “due diligence”, we have very few of the problems that are assailing the US.
And we recently re-elected, of all things, an economist as opposed to a “community organizer” as Prime Minister.
I’m not anti-American; my grandfather was an American. However, there is a certain sub-category of Americans who know nothing about Canada but feel entitled to pontificate about it, and I think those particular people are idiots.
61 You know why that is? No offense, but Canadians strike most Americans like the stereotypical midwesterner but more so. They have this clean honest self righteous thing going on that comes across as blockheadedness, esp to new yorkers, who are smarmy, but at the same time flexible and quick minded.
@61
so waiting 5 months for a hip replacement surgery is acceptable?
EP,
Are you going to make another episode of spiral?
61-
A.) That figure is from 2005. Wait times have increased since then.
B.) If my figure is still wrong (which seems likely)…my bad. I was not commenting on the differences between the canadian and us medical systems. The point was that if you have too many patients trying to see too few doctors, you are going to have long wait times, which seems to be an issue in Canada (too few ortho surgeons).
C.) Reading your post makes it seem like I went on some anti-canada rant. I did not. Montreal is one of my favorite cities. I never said anything regarding american vs canadian banks. I was just as critical of US healthcare as I was of Canada’s.
@61 – I work for a Canadian Bank in NYC and am not a Canadian. One of the people on the desk had to have specialized surgery and was able to have the surgery done within 48 hours. This colleague is a proud Canadian and boasts about the low cost of the system and the ability to see his/her GP on short notice. This co-worker also admitted after the surgery that had the need come up in Canada, the colleague would have had to wait for many months to get this surgery done.
You are right about the credit quality of Canadian Banks. The Canadian Banks have proven that they can earn profits even in tough times – although the Oligopoly in Canada doesn’t hurt their business model either.
solving the immigration and energy problem simultaneously
annex Canada and Mexico; bring troops home from Germany, Europe, etal; use $ saved to hire teachers to teach English to Mexicans
close borders, revert to North American fortress, solve terrorism to boot
one continent, one people, one language
oh, withdraw voting rights for anyone receiving government aid, including officers, directors, & employees of entities receiving bail-out assistance
solving the immigration and energy problem simultaneously
annex Canada and Mexico; bring troops home from Germany, Europe, etal; use $ saved to hire teachers to teach English to Mexicans
close borders, revert to North American fortress, solve terrorism to boot
one continent, one people, one language
oh, withdraw voting rights for anyone receiving government aid, including officers, directors, & employees of entities receiving bail-out assistance
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