Picture 345.pngAre you working out of 72 Cummings Point Road? If you answered yes, do not order lunch today because there will be celebratory sheet cakes at noon on the house. What’s there to celebrate, you ask? I know it might seem like nothing, what with the money, yours and investors’, walking out the building, but au contraire my little she-males. There is MUCH to pump fists, bump chests bitch tits, and gorge yourselves on flour and water slathered in sickeningly sweet frosting over.


First: after over a month of struggle and adversity, the big guy has finally, finally been granted permission to add 1,145 square feet to his 35,000 square foot home which, I’m sorry, assholes, were previously attempting to begrudge him. At a town meeting earlier this week, the Planning and Zoning Commission voted 5-0 in favor of Big Daddy SC’s application for the special permit. Though early accounts rumored that the extra space would go toward a room devoted exclusively to the playing of Candyland, the Times’s Peter Applebome hears the addition will afford Stevie extra room for “more storage, a garden room, a breakfast room, and an expansion of the “his” dressing room.” Once the double-decker Sub-Z’s and extra George Foremans are installed, you will all be invited for a tour and BBQ.
Second, and way more importantly: it’s looking like papa bear will not be out-toileted afterall. At the same town meeting, the Kogan family, they of “we want 26 toilets in our Greenwich, CT home” fame, seem to have cut off at the knees.

Comments (34)

  1. Posted by Clown Capital | December 18, 2008 at 11:41 AM

    Too “Hava Nagilah”, didn’t read.

  2. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 11:51 AM

    “…my little she-males.” lol

  3. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    Anyone remember the Cleveland Brown that worked/works there? Great “uniform”, Ugly “helmet”? Might make wideclops run for her life…

  4. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    @3- margaret?

  5. Posted by HeadlessHorseman | December 18, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    “…a room devoted exclusively to the playing of Candyland,”
    This is what keeps me coming back for more.

  6. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    Nah, Melissa. Huge fakes, nice bod, face like a bassett hound, hence the Cleveland Brown reference…

  7. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:19 PM

    @6- nooo, that description could only be heather.

  8. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    Cummings Point Road?
    How appropriate after the transvestite/hormone/sexual harassment story.

  9. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    Heather doesn’t have huge fakes. She IS a huge fake… There is a difference…

  10. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    @9- are you kidding? those things are big chemical balls and you know it.

  11. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:26 PM

    @10. I guess you’re right. They could definitely be fakes. The face isn’t all there either so I guess the CB ref could be applicable as well. If you know the Melissa I am referencing, you would know that the CB statement was invented for her.

  12. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    @11 don’t know melissa. but heather is plastic from the neck down, and obviously not from the neck up, otherwise she should get her money back.

  13. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    @12. If you are still at 72 CPR, she used to work the front desk. She was a floater and would cover the front when the receptionist would take lunch. When she wasn’t there, she was usually putting her big fake breasts in peoples faces. Usually mine…

  14. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    @13- haven’t been there for 2 months…would i be wrong in guessing your desk was located near mezz financing?

  15. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:46 PM

    @14 I was located on the HR side. If you walked through the glass doors to the right of the stairs (not pantry side) on the first floor, you would have seen me. Controllers group.

  16. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    @15- ahh, i think i know who this is. did you leave last winter?

  17. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    Got an interview this week.
    -the new killin it

  18. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 1:12 PM

    @17– where?

  19. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 1:15 PM

    @18–The Jerkstore

  20. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 2:22 PM

    @10 Nice Curb reference.

  21. Posted by PatrickBateman | December 18, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    I find it interesting that the membership of this website went from the “Chung is King” attitude to “I just got an interview!”
    Egos are being checked all over the place. Not laughing, just making an observation.

  22. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    @16 I resigned my position late ’07. Looooooooong story. I had to make the “right” decision before I had to answer to “higher powers” if you know what I mean. What was your role at SAC?

  23. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    @22- oh man i totally fell like you know who i am…does the name keith moss (as in i had the pleasure of working in proximity to him, not that i am him, blissfully) give you a hint?

  24. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    @23 The name doesn’t ring a bell. What group/floor/whereabouts did you sit? This is going to bother me all day. The best thing I ever did was leave that firm. It was great for a while until I realized what I realized…

  25. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    @23 If your initials are EF, I’m going to shit my pants.

  26. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    @23
    what did you realize

  27. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    @26. I can’t comment on that. Hope you understand. Confidentiality. I try to avoid stepping in shit when possible,

  28. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    @22,I hate the fact that you described your departure that way. My former boss reads this site and hes certain to think that you are me…since my departure from SAC sounds similar to yours.

  29. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    @28– not 26 here, but fuck I feel like I know who you are…was yours an “involuntary departure.”

  30. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 4:20 PM

    @28– was your former boss sam?

  31. Posted by guest | December 18, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    This is SAC himself!
    Now listen here you little fuckers. I don’t care who you are, but I’m glad you’re not working at my firm! And if I ever see any of you little punks staring at my shark, I’ll cut your nuts off!
    But on a happy note, Heather just let me feel her boobs…hard as my shark.

  32. Posted by guest | December 22, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    @30 If you think you know who I am, just face book me and we can discuss there…

  33. Posted by guest | December 22, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    @31… Idiot.

  34. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    Keith Moss, I know you! Another former SAC’er here (there are lots of former sac people now), I am hella glad to be out of there.

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